Random Shit In My Life

By ArtKirklandIsStress

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Title says it all. This is legit the randomest shit ever. More

EY 2 AM SHIT
EY 11 PM SHIT
EY SHOPPING SHIT
EY DRESSING UP SHIT
EY FRENCH SHIT
EY ENDGAME SHIT
EY HETALIA SHIT
EY MORE MUSIC SHIT
EY TEMPRATURE SHIT
EY SUPERWHOLOCK SHIT
EY LOVE TEST SHIT
EY FROG SHIT
EY INNOCENCE DISAPPEARANCE SHIT
EY PRUSSIAN SHIT
PARENT'S ANNIVERSARY SHIT
EY WEIRD SHIT
EY LITTLE ME SHIT
EY EVEN MORE LIL' ME SHIT
EY... SOMETHING SHIT
EY ACCENT SHIT

EY MUSIC SHIT

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By ArtKirklandIsStress

So, I'm making pancakes. I didn't burn anything like last time, but Dad took over halfway through anyway. There's absolute peace in the house, until...

Dad: *playing Batman soundtrack, then Matrix, then Gladiator*

Me: Mkay then. *continues doing whatever, probably reading a fanfic*

Dad: *finds an audio of a Soviet military choir singing Bella Ciao*

Me: Okay...?

Dad: *puts it on repeat*

I have now come to loathe the song, no matter how many times I hum it or how it reminds me of Auf Wiendershien Sweetheart. My Dad, on the other hand, had a short-lived obsession with it. Geez, it was horrible.

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