random statehumans quotes

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the title ep Plus

fear da chancla
dont touch mah hat!
ok
press f to pay respect
oop-
midnight snac
fffaf
why texas aint allowed to cook
and now s.e.(spanish empire) is killed by 3 of his
E
unpopular ship
texas and confederate
kyle(Florida) and marie isabelle(texas)
ok tF

kinda rusame

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so rus and ame are male delaware is a male texas is female along with arizona and cali new meico is a female to male transgender

russia: so ame? is Delaware one of the youngest? if im dating you i think i sould know this
ame: hes actual-
delaware: im the oldest of the states followed by Louisiana then cali youngest is wyoming
texas: REVOLUTION *stabs ame*
ame: wtf texas
texas: YEEEEEHAW
russia: wha-
arizona: CALI LEAVE ME ALONE
cali: TEXAS IS A HOE
new mexico: IF TEXAS IS A HOE YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF A WHORE

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