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"IIIIIIIIIIIMM GONNA SWIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIIIIEEEEERRER FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEERRRRRR" I was bored because we were on our way towards the final selection WITHOUT help from our guardians
So we, Genya, Kanao, and I venture towards the abandoned city that was surrounded by wisteria flowers where the final selection as held
"IIIIIIIIIMM GONNA- OW WHAT THE FUCK???" I looked at Genya who punched my shoulder
"Oneesan was here" Looking in front of me I saw a blinding ray of purple light, it was the wisteria flowers
"Holy shit this place is damn bright I could get blinded"
"By my beauty?" Kanao joked making me surprised
"Bro...that was epic"
"Learn it from the best"
"I'm so proud Holy shit I'm crying"
"Okay, can we just continue please???" Kanao nodded at Genya and walked first, while we followed her behind
Entering the entrance to see that we were early...too early... so I got up on one of the trees and lay down on the branch to wait for the selection to begin, I then had a bright Idea and grabbed my phone from my pocket to text a certain old man
Elsa
GRAMPS!!!
How u been???
It's been a long time since we talked
Waterman
I'm alright Y/n
Isn't today the final selection?
Elsa
Ye
I'm already here just waiting
Waterman
I see
well good luck then
Elsa
Hey gramps
Can I go to ur house???
After this?
Waterman
You could
Elsa
Cool
Then I'll come there
Oh yeah I heard from Giyu
You got a new student
Waterman
Yes, his name is
Tanjiro Kamado
Elsa
Is he here?
Waterman
He's on his way
Elsa
Epic, alrighty then goodbye
For now old man
Waterman
You too
"Huh your text is awfully normal" Genya hopped up and sat next to me to see my text
"I have too much respect for this man" I sigh, he then jumps off again and stands alone while Kanao was enjoying the flowers
Once I heard a few people entering I jump off from my place and brushed my clothes, everyone is so quiet, giving each other weird looks and all, yikes
I then looked to a boy wearing what Urokodaki used wore before, and ocean-like vest with clouds on it, wanting to talk to him two dolls like girls appeared
Oh boy here we go
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"SAVE ME!"
"Johnny Johnny Yes Papa"
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
"Eating sugar no papa"
"HOLY SHIT SHE CUT OF MY ARM!!!"
"Telling lies no Papa open your mouth-"
"BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA FOOLS! YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA?!??!? HHAHAHHAHAHHA JOKES ON YOU BECAUSE I HAVE IT ON DOWNLOAD! AND REPLAY!!" I laughed again as they tried to kill me
Day one, I was killing Demons like a genocide rout with the song Johnny Johnny Yes Papa to bait every Demons coming my way
"BHAHAGGAHAGGA look at you, dying" I looked at the demon who was disappearing
"ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?!?!?" The demon shouted at me
"no I'm the descendant of Shrek the ogre NOW GET OUTTA MY SWAMP" I then remembered I got separated from Genya...oh well
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Day two, I'm slowly becoming Elsa in a way, singing to myself was one of the symptoms of it, and flexing my beautiful hair THAT'S SMOOTH AS FUCK
"Don't let them in don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be, conceal don't feel don't let them knooooww and now the knooowww LET IT-"
"Get her!" Feeling many Demons were after me, I sighed
"Breath of Ice, Third form...Dampens Wave" I then cut some of their heads off in one go, I shot up from my ducking position
"WRYYYYYYY!!!!" I went to another killing spree by the name of DIO "MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAA!!!"
"STOP STABBING ME AND JUST END ME DAMMIT"
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"So I was thinking, would it be cool if I stab you first and laugh at you before I kill you???" I looked at the demon who was stuck by many knives around his body
"JUST END ME-"
"SHHHHH I'm calling the shots here you cunt"
"GOD JUST KILL ME"
"NO! NOT YET! GOD! DON'T KILL HIM YET! I SWEAR"
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"HEY, I JUST MET YOU!! AND THIS IS CRAZY! AND I'M A BAKER SO I STOLE YOUR LADY!" I skrrt towards the demon
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" The demon was impatient, I dashed towards the demon while adjusted my grip, breathing, footing, and muscle to the copy of a Breathing
"Breath of Ice, First form... Frozen Strike!" I slashed the demon neck and the head fell to the ground, I look at his hair for a moment that looked similar to a food
"...I need nachos once I get back"
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"Hey, dee hee mons before you eat me have you seen maya hee?" The demon turns around wanting to get away probably because they're sweating
"Maya who?"
"Maya haaaaa Maya Haha!...Y'all don't get it, come here time to end your suffering"
"SHIT SHIT SHIT GET AWAYYYYY-" I ended up cutting their heads in mid-sentence
"Too late LMAO BITCH SLOW LIKE HOE RUNNING FROM HER RESPONSIBILITY!!!"
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"IM SO TIRED WHAT THE FUCK!! EVEN THE DEMONS HAVE BEEN AVOIDING MEEEE!!" I sighed still running down in the middle of the street
Seeing a bright purple light made me speed up, YES YEEEESSSS!!
"I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY, HERE WE GO, I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY!!" Once I saw a stone floor I stopped and stand there to look around to see two red pillars and a table full of ores but no one is here but me- oh wait I SENSE TO PRESENT ON THIS AREA
"...if you wanna kill me clap your hands" hearing to claps I almost booked outta the place until a familiar scent shot through my nostrils
"Omfg you kids almost killed me" I went to a bigger tree in the middle and looked behind it to see Oyakata sama's kids giggling
"We learn it from you remember?" The black-haired one spoke, oh yeah I forgot
"Oh yeah I remember- Wait a minute, how long have you guys been waiting here???" I looked at the boy who was dressed in a kimono
"2 hours" they have such big brains
"Ne ne Y/n san could you tell us a story?" The white-haired spoke
"Alright then get comfortable kids cuz imma be doing the spooky one" I lay my back on the tree while the other two huddles up beside me, I took my phone out and search for a spooky story
"Alright got one are you ready???"
"Yeet" hearing that from the girl made me almost cry
"Im so fucking proud of you guys" once I stopped sobbing I read the story, they then fell asleep which weird if this is a horror story tf. I didn't complain though, I then put my phone in my pocket and slept
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What a beautiful dream, I was laying down the grass enjoying the breeze from the wind, suddenly a door appeared, huh weird, as I got up I approached it thinking it must be another dream, I stop hearing something horrifying
"GET AWAY DON'T HARASS ME IN MY DAMN DREAM" hearing many bagging on the door I backed away
"Wanna-"
"DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT FINISHING THE SENTENCE"
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It stopped, no wait that ain't right, the door shot open to reveal nothingness- I WAS WRONG
"WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I shot up
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"EEEKKKKKKKKK!!"
"...Yikes" I hear Kanao spoke, I soon got up knowing that there are other people I hurried to go upfront to see four people and the two kids, I think the pillars are going to be mad about this
"You're awake," the two kids said in sync, I nodded my head while walking towards the others
"Could you at least wake me up, I had a bad dream you know" I rubbed my nape
"Gomendosai," they said again, I sighed and went to stand beside Kanao and Genya, looking at my little brother his eyes were puffy and red made me confused.
Before Kanao sold him out.
"...Genya almost cried-"
"KANAO WHAT THE FU-" after that I hold on to Genya because he's trying to kill everyone in this place with his bare hands, now that I looked at it I'm actually taller than him...BGAHHAHAH shorty
Both Ubuyashiki kids then explained the uniform, ranks that was implanted on the back of our hands, while I was listening I could feel Genya's impatience wanting his sword...I forgot he can't use breaths...
I then heard claps making me noticed crows flying above us, but one of them was- OH FUCK NO, the annoying parrot then landed on my arm
"Caw caw bitch" the colorful parrot spoke,
"EEEKKK IT SPOKE!!" A yellow boy screamed, hmm... that yellow haori look familiar
"BITCH WHAT THE HELL?!??! WHY IS THIS DAMN PARROT HERE!??! AND ITS NOT EVEN A KASUGAI CROW!!!" I glared at it and it pecked my head, I can't believe this pest is here
"you should be grateful that I'm fucking majestic CAW!!" this bird talks too much Its weird
"...can I switch birds?"
"No"
"Fuck" I sighed in defeat, looking every crow I saw a note on their legs including mine, the kids then proceed to tell us the notes are numbers to HQ
"I DON'T NEED THIS CRAP!!" Genya swings his hand to get rid of the crows, the crow then landed on my shoulder, uh oh this ain't good, he then walked towards them
"Genya-"
"WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THE STUPID CROW!!" Once he tried to grab the girl's head, I dashed towards him and grabbed his wrist gaining everyone's attention
"Genya...we talked about this" when he looked at me for a moment, then clicked his tongue
"Whatever" crossing his arm he looked to the other side not wanting to see my face
"Done chatting?"
"No, I'm done living"
"Lol Me too" I looked at the young boy's eyes, looks dead to me
"Now let's get this over with I have a grandpa to surprise" after that the boy took the blanket off from the table revealing many ores, I got there first while the other was beside me, now wheres the coldest ore?
"I can't tell the difference between any of them" the burgundy boy spoke
"I don't even know what to pick" Hearing that from my brother I sigh
"Then pick what's best that suits your performance" I walked towards the ore that was the coldest, right there, that's the one!
I picked a medium one which was cold as fuck but I didn't mind holding it, reminds me when Urokodaki pushed me on the cold waterfall in winter, I SHOULD'VE DIED
After picking the ores, we measured our clothes for the uniform which I helped with, when it's all done we can go home, I told Kanao and Genya that I was about to visit my teacher, they understood, when we got into the main road a limo was waiting for us
I looked at the glass to see a familiar ugly white hair, oh god no
"YOOOO!! Y/N!!! IS THAT A FLAMBOYANT BIRD I SEE?!??!" He rolled down the glass to see him wearing sunglasses, I forgot Oyakata sama picked a pillar to pick us up and I can't believe its the old geese
"You can take the bird and sell it in the black market"
"I DON'T AGREE WITH THIS CAW!!"
"Hahaha it's just a bird don't worry, NOW GET IN THERE!!!" I grab the bird gently and shove it inside the limo
"...that's not very flamboyant of you"
"Now do I look like I give a shit? Now 4 of you get in the car or ill have to shove you inside" they nodded and enter the car
"Wait you not coming?" The man questioned
"I gotta meet up with gramps, and kids use seatbelts" remembering the time when I went to the mall with Uzui and Rengoku, when Uzui drove, the police was chasing us and we actually lost them
"Why??" Genya questioned
"Just trust me, and Uzui IF YOU EVEN GET THESE KIDS IN TROUBLE I SWEAR!!"
"Alright alright no need to shout, I already got Shinobu up my ass" what
"Good, ill see you later" the car drove off leaving me alone, I sighed and walked towards Urokodaki house
Looking upfront I saw a familiar burgundy haired boy that was injured, oh yeah that's Urokodaki's new student! Remembering that I rushed towards him
"Hey! Burgundy boy!" He stopped and looked behind to see me "your Urokodaki's student right?" I questioned once I stopped in my tracks
"Yes I am, you know him?"
"Yeah, he trained me before" We started to walk again "wait how much time did you travel from here to his house?"
"Two days" oh my glob I forgot his house is far as fuck
"How about I call an Uber driver instead?"
"Ovoo driver????" I then laugh remembering the meme-making him confused
"You're funny, anyways lemme order it so we can sit instead of walking"
"How???"
"By using a phone" I pull out my phone, wait for me pinky pie and flower girl I'm coming to flex on your faces