shortstack:
why did you do this
kEoNhEe
snowwhite:
*cue gasping*
myeongie:
i'm so proud :')
momheehee:
wdyM
i never did that
istg you're the worst detectives
sloppyoungjoe:
well we don't believe you
tumblingelsa:
oml babe we don't have to hear them moan 😭😭😭😭 ty
you're an angel
momheehee:
you're the bigger angel
tumblingelsa:
ily
momheehee:
ily too😭
but i didn't do it
sloppyoungjoe:
keonhee
we know you did it
and we were thinking of getting you a new microwave
momheehee:
WHAT
GIVE IT TO ME
I WANT A NEW MICROWAVE
I SWEAR I DIDNT DO IT
tumblingelsa:
I BELIEVE HIM
sloppyoungjoe:
of course you would
kingsejong:
ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP
DONT BLAME MOM
IT WAS ME
GET MOM A NEW MICROWAVE
IT WAS ME
SO FUCKING SHUT UP
cyaaaa:
my my my how the turns have tabled
snowwhite:
GIWOOK
WHY
JUST WHY
also hakkie oml
I LOVE YOU ANGEL THANK YOU
kingsejong:
of course princess 🥺
sloppyoungjoe:
okay but why did you do that
kingsejong:
i knew you two would get horny real soon and y'all would probably make a lot of noise and traumatize princess
i did it to protect him 🥺
shortstack:
okay but i cant argue with that
that's a genuine reason
snowwhite:
aw hakkie
momheehee:
THATS MY SON
HE ALWAYS CARES ABOUT OTHERS
HES SO SELFLESS HE HAS MINE AND SEOHOS TRAITS IM SO HAPPY
myeongie:
selfless my ass
i mean
by all means please continue
momheehee:
mhm that's better
so what now
sloppyoungjoe:
i have an idea
tumblingelsa:
NO
JOE DONT YOU DARE
YOU LITTLE-
YOU FUCKING ZEBRA
momheehee:
lmao myeong and giwook you're so done you just left
myeongie:
i still don't get why we're texting WHEN WE WERE ALL IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM
momheehee:
idek it's fun
istg i pity those who read what goes on in this gc
anygays
YOUNGJOE YOU FUCKING ZEBRA
DONGJU IS LITERALLY HIDING IN MY SONS CHEST RN IN FEAR
oh wait nvm it isn't fear 😳
i'm not going to look there now-
myeongie:
wait what did joe do
don't tell me they did it again
tumblingelsa:
well it's related to that
myeongie:
IN FRONT OF YOU?
tumblingelsa:
they are shameless
they fucking cant control themselves and they're making such weird noises i cant-
cyaaaa:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING THEM FUCK
momheehee:
FUCK
I WISH
THEYRE FUCKING DOING THE MACARENA ON THE BED AND WAVING THE BEDSIDE LAMP AND JOE HITS SHORTYS ASS EVERY TWO SECONDS TO CREATE A RHYTHM
WHY DOESNT HE JUST BECOME A PRODUCER ALREADY
ohmygod i made the mistake of looking at my son again
i cant help it yk
like geonhak always catches your attention
that's my son 😭
tumblingelsa:
he's literally perfect i cant 😭
but child i know your intentions were good but it's youngwoongs day so let them do what they want
i have a trunk full of ear plugs i kept for times like these don't worry
kingsejong:
PARENT 🤩🤩🤩
also youngwoong i'm sorRy
shortstack:
it's alright
sloppyoungjoe:
okay come on baby boy let's go back to bed
shortstack:
yes sir
momheehee:
YOU FUCKING ZEBRAS
BABY BOY
SIR
WHY
CAN YALL JUST KEEP YOUR KINKS TO YOURSELVES
shortstack:
it's our wedding day give us a break
cyaaaa:
okay can i please have the ear plugs now
five minutes later
myeongie:
why the fuck did you bring a trunk full of butt plugs
cyaaaa:
and i thought the sinners were kinky
myeongie:
i love you
and ikr
cyaaaa:
i swear i cant with them sometimes
snowwhite:
I KNEW IT
I KNEW MY SENSES WERE TINGLING DONGMYEONG IM SO PROUD OF YOU
cyaaaa:
wdym
oh
OH
OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOD
HE TOOK ME TO THE SKYYYYY
myeongie:
nvm i take it back
cyaaaa:
NO IM SORRY I LOVE YOU TOO
myeongie:
okay
thanks
kingsejong:
tHaNks
WHERE IS THE KISSING AND THE HUGGING
DONGJU IS HAVING AN ATTACK BECAUSE HES SQUEALING SO MUCH COME ON MYEONG
okay yay they're hugging now
okay they're kissing now
okay they're kissing more now
okay i'm going to stop looking now
tumblingelsa:
good call
GOD I CAN HEAR YOUNGWOONG AND IM OUTSIDE THE BUILDING
THEYRE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
ISTG
but i'm still happy for them though they're actually very cute when theyre not horny
momheehee:
i've always shipped them
but their height difference makes me cry sometimes
kingsejong:
but the making out in the washroom will always be iconic
snowwhite:
yes 😔
sloppyoungjoe:
woong and i just went plant shopping
shortstack:
it's beautiful 🥺
look at our plant
cyaaaa:
i thought you and joe were fucking
sloppyoungjoe:
nah we decided to go plant shopping instead
besides we're going to do it tonight anygays so
myeongie:
ew
so then who is screaming so much
tumblingelsa:
YEAH THEY ARE SO DAMN LOUD
WHO IS IT
shortstack:
probably mingo and yungo
kingsejong:
damn 😳
sloppyoungjoe:
but all of you look at our plant
we've also named it
momheehee:
yeah we looked at your damn plant
shortstack:
we are appalled
how dare you it's our baby 😭
snowwhite:
so what did you name the plant
sloppyoungjoe:
fernando
kingsejong:
i'm not even going to comment-
tumblingelsa:
where are y'all going on your honeymoon tho
sloppyoungjoe:
your spare bedroom
tumblingelsa:
lol
but really where
shortstack:
your spare bedroom
we're serious your spare bedroom is 🤩
momheehee:
NO
PLEASE NO
ANYWHERE ELSE PLEASE
tumblingelsa:
youngjoe
shorty
please
no
sloppyoungjoe:
i got you there didn't i
okay so woong and i are going to stay here
bUt wEvE bOoKeD a 7 stAr hOtEl and i cant wait
myeongie:
that 7 star hotel is keonhees spare room isn't it
shortstack:
yup
momheehee:
NO
sloppyoungjoe:
oml it was a joke
his spare room isn't even a two star
tumblingelsa:
the star is keonhee
i love you
momheehee:
i love you more
tumblingelsa:
no i love you more 😠
momheehee:
i love you more 😡
cyaaaa:
but we hate you most
snowwhite:
LMAO GIWOOK
sloppyoungjoe:
we're taking fernando with us tho 🤩
kingsejong:
not surprised
when are you two going on your honeymoon btw
sloppyoungjoe:
twenty minutes
momheehee:
both of you stay where you are
ten minutes later
myeongie:
why tf are youngwoong wet
keonhee
did you have something to do with this
snowwhite:
i'm not sure tbh
we all know that youngwoong are sinners and they have weird kinks
this might be one of them idk
sloppyoungjoe:
getting drenched by keonhee is not a kink
myeongie:
AHA I KNEW IT
WHAT HAPPENED
momheehee:
well you see
youngwoong are such sinners i wanted to throw some holy water on them before they went
but i didn't have any
so i dumped a bucket full of water on them
cyaaaa:
but it wasn't holy water
so how did it help at all
momheehee:
i put a picture of my beautiful son in front on the water because he's just ethereal yk
but the thing is geonhak could only be displayed for less than a second because my phone had to die then
it's charging now though it's 14%
kingsejong:
MOM 🤩
shortstack:
keibhew i swrar
tumblingelsa:
what
shortstack:
i couldn't type because droplets of water kept falling on my phone
thanks a lot keonhee
momheehee:
anytime
sloppyoungjoe:
okay so we're going to leave now
kingsejong:
like that
shortstack:
we'll change in the car
tumblingelsa:
well okAy then
have fun
momheehee:
KEEP YOUR MICROWAVES SAFE DARLINGS
snowwhite:
myeong and giwook are sucking face rn so like good luck ig from all three of us
kingsejong:
don't traumatise the staff too much
try to keep it down
sloppyoungjoe:
oh no i booked a room which is 100% soundproof so we can make as much noise as we can
momheehee:
what about fernando
where are you going to keep him
shortstack:
in our room
snowwhite:
poor fernando
myeongie:
okay so i just went through the messages
youngwoong listen here
even if it's 100% soundproof people are going to be able to hear you
shorty your voice gets really high pitched sometimes you both are that loud
i should know
youngjoe is my neighbour
i haven't slept so many nights because of you two
cyaaaa:
are they that loud 😳
sloppyoungjoe:
yes we are
momheehee:
i'm happy for you two though
i still want my microwave
shortstack:
sorry my phone is belly dancing i can't talk
momheehee:
YOURE LITERALLY TEXTING ME RN
this chapter is probably the longest one i've ever written.
this is so bittersweet i cant believe this is actually the last chapter :(
also idek where youngwoong got married cause there are so many rooms so just imagine a building with many rooms ig 👀
i just watched i shall debut again and turns out it's sejeong and not sejong so i've been spelling it wrong and great that i found it out in the last chapter istg
okay so i hope you liked this and i just want to thank you all for your support. seriously i never thought it would get so many reads.
please stay safe and ily all.