@PandoraWolf_
Don't post any dares, this is one of the last chapters before I move on to a new book.
Lol cashing in on my own dare once again purely because I feel like it
Pandora: What are moral alignments?
Jason: They're, like, chaotic good, lawful evil, true neutral, etc.
Pandora: Oh. Can we have a graph of that?
Jason: Sure.
Jason: Oh, and just as an example, the Joker would be chaotic evil, Loki would be chaotic neutral, Iron Man would be neutral good, etc.
Pandora: Right, got it, can we get on to the chapter?
Laurence: Yeah, the amount of exposition is exhausting.
Jason: It's allowed when I'm breaking the fourth wall, and when I have a collar around my neck Pandora sets off every time I get teethy—
Pandora clicks the button and giggles. Jason whimpers.
Jason: You are the definition of chaotic evil right now, Pandora.
Zane: Okay, we get it. What exactly is the dare?
Pandora: Actually, it's for you, Zane. You have to name all the mystreet characters' places on the alignment chart.
Zane: Oh, that's actually interesting. Very well, I guess we'll start off with you, Aphmau.
Aphmau: :3
Zane: You're definitely neutral good.
Aphmau: :O
Zane: Katelyn, you're... true neutral.
Katelyn: What does that mean?
Zane: It means it's just another part of you that can't choose a side.
Jason: Lol bisexual joke— *zap* pandora stOP
Zane: Moving on... Ooh, Kawaii~Chan? This one's tough. You're chaotic neutral, bordering on chaotic good.
KC: Huh? Why not chaotic good?
Zane: Some of your ships... they're ruthless. Don't you have any moral complex when it comes to fetishizing topics and people?
KC giggles.
KC: Fair point, Zane~Senpai.
Zane blushes and smiles a little because Zane~Chan.
Zane: *ahem* Moving on, Garroth. You're chaotic good, 100%
Garroth: I agree with that, good choice.
Zane: Vylad, VERY chaotic neutral.
Vylad: At least someone knows me. Thanks, Zane -u-
Zane: Don't mention it. I guess I should say what we're all thinking, I'm obviously chaotic evil.
Katelyn: Pffft like hell you are. You're more of a true neutral, maybe a neutral evil if you stretch it.
Zane: What? No, I'm one of the evilest people here!
Jason facepalms and gets tased as a result.
Aaron: Katelyn's right. I wouldn't put you on the same level as someone like the Joker or Shigaraki. You're just an emo daddy.
Zane blushes when Aaron calls him a daddy because Zane x Aaron is goddamn adorable
Zane: *sigh* Fine, I'm neutral evil. Aaron, you're neutral good, like Aphmau, except you lean more towards lawful and she leans more towards chaotic.
Aaron: I guess I could see that. Okay, thanks emo dad.
Zane: Uhhh, Travis, the other guy I'm supposed to be gay for, you're chaotic neutral.
Travis does finger guns because he's obviously bisexual.
Travis: You got me daddy~
Zane: WILL YOU GUYS STOP CALLING ME THAT
Jason: What's wrong, fedora daddy? Are you flustered?— *gets zapped* PANDORA I SWEAR IMMA BECOME A MASOCHIST IF YOU ZAP ME ENOUGH
Pandora: Oo-
Zane: *dEep sigh* MOVING ON. Okay, uhh, Laurence. Neutral good, leaning towards chaotic. In the earlier seasons, Garroth was actually more neutral good and you were total chaotic neutral.
Laurence: Why do you say that? ;)
Zane:
Laurence: Oh
Garroth: Oh ;u;
Zane: Moving past that, uh... Lucinda, you'd have to be true neutral as well.
Lucinda: Oh! Yeah, I could see that. My character in D&D is neutral evil though.
Aphmau: You play D&D?
Lucinda: Yeah?
Everybody bows down to the goddess of intelligence. i want to learn how to play d&d, did you figure that out
Zane: Ahem... Kim, you're lawful good.
Kim: What? Nuh-uh.
Zane: Yuh-huh. You can't bump into a chair without apologizing to it and giving it money for any damage you could have caused.
Kim: Psh, that's an overexaggeration.
Zane: Sure it is.
Kim: What? You don't believe me?
Garroth: Kim, we love you, but Zane's right.
Kim: W-well I'm chaotic, you guys just haven't seen anything yet.
Zane: I'd treasure the day I get to see it. Moving on, um, Ein. You're neutral evil.
Ein: Really now? You'd rank me in the same spot as you?
Zane: I'll have you know everybody agrees MCD Zane is at least 20x more evil than you. Full on chaotic evil, that guy.
Ein: But you're not him, are you?
Zane: He's me, so I could be.
Ein: Huh?
Zane: *clears throat* Kai, you're a lawful neutral douchebag.
Kai: Ouch. Fair enough.
Zane: Blaze, chaotic good.
Blaze: HELL YEAH
Zane: Daniel, neutral good— like Deku or some shiz— Dottie, true neutral, bordering on chaotic neutral.
Dottie giggles.
Zane: Cadenza, since you're here now, you're also true neutral. Damn, a lot of these sassy girls are true neutral.
Dante: Yeah, that's why I love them.
Zane: Holy shit, Dante, you exist. Uh, you're chaotic good. Very much a bro.
Dante: You got it.
Melissa: Yeah, I exist too. Hello?
Zane: Oh, and you. You're chaotic good, bordering chaotic neutral.
Melissa: Okey dokey :)
Zane: Oh, should I say Rylan?
Rylan: S-Sure.
Zane: Lawful good for sure. Gene, you're... chaotic neutral. Maybe chaotic evil in high school.
Gene: But we're not in high school anymore.
Zane: Exactly. Chaotic neutral. Sasha, you're neutral evil.
Sasha: Lol true
Zane: And Zenix, you're true neutral, bordering on chaotic.
Zenix: Okay.
Zane: That's it, right?
Jason: Aren't ya gonna rate mEe?¿
Zane: You are not in the least bit a Mystreet character.
Jason: B-but I want to!
Zane: *sigh* fine. Chaotic neutral. Bordering on chaotic evil.
Jason: ...Okay, I agree.
Zane: Great, I'm so happy for you. And Pandora, you're... you don't have any personality so you don't get a moral alignment.
Pandora: WHAT
Jason: Haha Pandora. I mean, he's not wrong so—
Pandora presses the button on the controller. Jason gives a really disturbing sexual moan.
Pandora: Come on. Gross.
Jason: I told you I'd become a masochist. Do it again, Pandora, I dare you.
Pandora: No, don't make me do it again.
Jason delightedly laughs.
Jason: Now I get to bother you all you want, and nobody can do anything~ What do you say Pandora? Are you defeated? Are ya?—
Pandora paralyzes him with the collar.
Zane: That guy needs to butt out of our chapters, Christ almighty.
Pandora: There's not much I can do. I guess maybe make Jason hot for fan service.
Travis: :O Do you think that would work?
Pandora: Sure. I'll figure out something. In the meantime, good job Zane. You were barely a neckbeard today.
Zane: Don't make me commit a felony, Pandora—
Pandora: OKAY SORRY. Who wants to do the outro?
Blaze trots up, his tail wagging like an idiot.
Pandora: Okay, go ahead (*'꒳'*)
Blaze: Well, that's it bros, I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as the author did writing it. Oh, um, the author's really considering finishing off the old dares and making a 2.0 book. It'll really give it a fresh start. Jason and Pandora will let you know what's up with all that, and I'm sure they'd love to hear your opinions. As always,