Hermitcraft Oneshots

By Anon1909

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Hello! Welcome to my hermitcraft oneshot book. Most of these were written around season 7, and I haven't kept... More

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There can only be one
Hermit challenges
Tea for Two (1)
Tea for 2 (2)
Mind And Mater (1)
Mind and Mater (2)
Mind and Mater (3)
Movie Night
The Other Side
Dog Fighting (1)
Dog fighting (2)
Love letters
With all of my heart (1)
With all of my heart (2)
Drunk and in love
Homesick
One Hell Of A Mess
Flesh and Blood
Scared
You've got to be KIDding me (1)
You've got to be KIDding me (2)
Tagged part two, electric boogaloo
You have to know when to let go
Who would do such a thing?
A/N
The infant problem (1)
The todler problem (2)
Brothers
Thin Ice
Recap fluff
Vintage Beef's Vintage Cuts
Ok cupid
The ever fearless Doc
Headache
Beesumavoid
Scaredie cat? Scared of cats?
The idea of you
Xisuma
Shut up and kiss me
I'm not ok (I promise)
You're not sorry
Monophobia
The midnight ramblings of a sleep deprived poet
You are my everything
Drabbles .>.
Tag her? I barely know'er
Half-dead flowers
Telephone
Just like you
Only mortal
One, Two, Three, Four Taps
The Judge (1)
The Jury (2)
The People (3)
The Executioner (4)
Tales From Up North (Drabbles)
A Coin Flip
Oh, love! We love it!
Bloodbending
Photograph
Dear Angel
Nightmares
Double date
Hey, are you there?
Not in love, but close enough
Tagged!
Hurt me, honey
A life with someone who loves you
A Good Snowman Is Hard To Build
I don't want to be alone
Silenced
No more what ifs
Hi, glad to see you're still here.
In some ways
Waiting, hoping, praying
No Matter Where You Turn, the Past Will Always Be Behind You
Moonfall

The imortal

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By Anon1909

Just a bit of a concept I came up with
———

You may not have noticed him, but he was there.

Advising Hammurabi in the creation of his laws.

Laughing with Avicenna as he wrote his cannon of medicine.

Having tea with Churchill as they discussed war strategies.

He was always there.

Sometimes he was Nick, sometimes he was Akeem. But he was always there.

He knew all there was to know about math and science, literature and art. He knew countless languages, dead and alive.

How could he not when he was immortal?

He had been many things, Billy the factory worker, Ferdinand the doctor.

Now he was Joe the poet.

His weapon was his words, of which he knew a lot.

Pen to paper he truly felt alive. Inspired. The same euphoric feeling one might get on a roller coaster he got by writing a string of sentences.

Joe smiled fondly as he sat in the small French style cafe, sipping at his coffee as he wrote something in a small notepad.

It was a poem, of course, his neat cursive decorating the page in well practiced English.

It was simple, sweet, short.

It was a culmination of thousands of years of living.

All the wisdom of a man who had lived too long. All the changes of the world, summed up.

The sun rises.
The sun sets.
That has always been true.
It might not always be true.
But it has been.
Life is so fleeting.
Faster than the sun
As it retreats behind the horizon.
Little jolts of chemicals
Before the tidal wave
Of time
Claims all.

I have been blessed with a long life.
I wonder when,
If ever,
My sun will set.
———

Aaaaa I know it's short and bad but I had the idea and this came out.

I suck at poetry I know lol

If someone who's good at poetry could please slide into my DMs that would be great

Also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-yours, why am I writing this I have an English assignment

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