My Master Disconnected Yet Ag...

By CarmelaNagayos

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PART 3 Everyone said that Yi Qing was the number one Sword Cultivator in the world, with a swordsmanship and... More

Chapter 351: Phenomenon in the Demonic Realm
Chapter 352: Plane Tear
Chapter 353: Godfiend Missing
Chapter 354: Wholesale of Cracks
Chapter 355: Radish's Repairing Method
Chapter 356: Hidden Plane
Chapter 357: Wonder Plane
Chapter 358: Group Time-Traveling
Chapter 359: Extremely Straight Man
Chapter 360: A Realm Beyond the Realm
Chapter 361: Murdering the Manager
Chapter 362: The Realm Breaks Down
Chapter 363: Mutual Help Between Planes
Chapter 364: Godfiend's Conspiracy
Chapter 365: Friends
Chapter 366: Goodbye, Friend
Chapter 367: Formation of Heaven and Earth
Chapter 368: Deed of Symbiosis
Chapter 369: Rage
Chapter 370: A Ghost with Dementia
Chapter 371: No Entering Samsara
Chapter 372: Qing He County
Chapter 373: Chef Rages
Chapter 374: River of Forgetfulness in the Wrong Position !
Chapter 375: River of Forgetfulness Returning to Position
Chapter 376: City Attack by Deviant Ghosts
Chapter 377: Longxing City
Chapter 378: Preparation for War Against Deviant Ghosts
Chapter 379: Real Appearance of Deviant Ghosts
Chapter 380: The Way to Dispel Ghosts
Chapter 381: Moldy, Grievous Ghost
Chapter 382: Breaking Apart the Mystic Cultivation
Chapter 383: Daily Cheating of Father
Chapter 384: High-Key Entrance
Chapter 385: Training Sword Cultivators
Chapter 386: Collective Grain Abstinence
Chapter 387: Mischievous Ghost
Chapter 388: Reappearance of the Deviant Ghosts
Chapter 389: Missing One After Another
Chapter 390: Searching for Shen Ying for the Umpteenth Time
Chapter 391: Stubborn Yin Qi
Chapter 392: Shards of Memories
Chapter 393: The Story of the Illusory Realm
Chapter 394: Doomed Fate across Four Lives
Chapter 395: Yun Heng's Amendment
Chapter 396: Repairing the Northern Land
Chapter 397: Remaking a Flower
Chapter 398: The Red and Black Couple<segment 23068>
Chapter 399: Going into Hibernation
Chapter 400: Sealing the Plane
Chapter 401: Waking the Manager.
Chapter 402: Sinister Fifteen
Chapter 403: Overpowering IQ
Chapter 404: Perfect Disguise
Chapter 405: Socially Anxious Teen
Chapter 406: Strange Disciple
Chapter 407: A Letter to the Emperor
Chapter 408: Make Some Troubles
Chapter 409: Got a Boyfriend
Chapter 410: Heading to the Immortal Gathering
Chapter 411: Red and White Duet
Chapter 412: Giving Out Immortal Contest Pills
Chapter 413: Unknown Realm Gate
Chapter 414: Leave the Flag
Chapter 415: True Assistants
Chapter 416: Mushroom World
Chapter 417: Overwhelming Sweetness
Chapter 418: Wild Imaginations
Chapter 419: Leaving Samsara
Chapter 420: Calm Down, Master
Chapter 421: The Intrusion
Chapter 422: Plane Encapsulation Seal
Chapter 423: A Group of Fathers
Chapter 424: The Man Behind the Curtain
Chapter 425: Don't Touch Chef
Chapter 426: A Plane's Declaration of War
Chapter 427: Becoming Younger Again
Chapter 428: Plucking the Mushroom in the Divine Territory
Chapter 429: Complete Assistants
Chapter 430: With a Daughter, Everything is Good
Chapter 431: Daily Life of Raising a Daughter
Chapter 432: A Little Knot in the Heart
Chapter 433: Coming Back
Chapter 434: Another Assistant
Chapter 435: Manager of the Foreign Plane
Chapter 436: Calling for Parents
Chapter 437: Dealing with Intruder
Chapter 438: Knot in Shen Ying's Heart
Chapter 439: Reason of Dormancy
Chapter 440: Complete Resolution
Chapter 441: Forced Marriage of a Different Sort
Chapter 442: Handover to Disciples
Chapter 443: Can We Get Married?
Chapter 444: Chef's Cultivation
Chapter 445: No One Ascends
Chapter 446: The Realm Gate Is Locked
Chapter 447: Try Again
Chapter 448: Picking Up A Fatty
Chapter 449: Gathering Outside The Valley
Chapter 450: Sensible Fatty
Chapter 451: The Search for Fatty
Chapter 452: Together with Fatty
Chapter 453: Fatty to the South
Chapter 454: Trace Exposed
Chapter 455: Go on, Father Niu!
Chapter 456: The Main Cause of the Closed Gate
Chapter 457: The Grand Ceremony
Chapter 458: Blood Array and Sacrifice of Fatty
Chapter 459: Fat to be Slaughtered
Chapter 460: New Little Cheat
Chapter 461: The Cheat's Lightning Tribulation
Chapter 462: Leave Me Some
Chapter 463: Fatty Begs for Teaching
Chapter 464: Toward the Southern Land
Chapter 465: A Plan
Chapter 466: Army of Demon Monarch
Chapter 467: Find a Rabbit
Chapter 468: The New Demon Monarch
Chapter 469: Study Hard
Chapter 470: Violation By Other Clans
Chapter 471: Collective Training
Chapter 472: Invincible Bragger
Chapter 473: Master and Disciple In Trouble
Chapter 474: Professional At Finding Fault
Chapter 475: Soul-Preserving Pill
Chapter 476: Abnormal Samsara
Chapter 477: Drawing Snakes Out of the Hole
Chapter 478: Source of Elixirs
Chapter 479: Southern Land Attacked
Chapter 480: Knot Untied
Chapter 481: Fatty Retaliates
Chapter 482: A Complete Victory.
Chapter 483: Hao Ran As An Arbitrator
Chapter 484: Invitation To Hao Ran
Chapter 485: Setting Off for Hao Ran
Chapter 486: Arriving at Hao Ran Court
Chapter 487: Lotus Pond Glows
Chapter 488: Strange Changes in Hao Ran
Chapter 489: Ancient Ferocious Beast
Chapter 490: Remaking the Seal
Chapter 491: Ferocious Beasts And Domestic Beasts
Chapter 492: The Secret Of Preserving Souls
Chapter 493: Truths of Merit
Chapter 494: Truths Of Ascension
Chapter 495: Rules Of Heavenly Dao
Chapter 496: Heavenly Dao Calculations
Chapter 497: Fatty Ascends
Chapter 498: Hong Meng's Troubles
Chapter 499: Trouble in the Plane
Chapter 500: Invincible School
Chapter 501: Forceful Recruitment
Chapter 502: Best Mentor
Chapter 504: You Get Eaten If You Don't Learn
Chapter 505: Heading Towards The Human Race
Chapter 506: Building Another School Branch
Chapter 507: Squirrel with Mushrooms
Chapter 508: Heading to the Tiger Den
Chapter 509: A High-End Advertisement
Chapter 510: Choosing the School's Address
Chapter 511: Recruiting Disciples
Chapter 512: Recruitment Test
Chapter 513: Natural Sword Embodiment
Chapter 514: Learn Well
Chapter 515: Out For Some Training And Experience
Chapter 516: Bringing About Public Wrath
Chapter 517: Complaints Back At The Sect
Chapter 518: Evicted From The Sect
Chapter 519: Four Left
Chapter 520: Long-Distance Show-Off
Chapter 521: Graduation Examination
Chapter 522: Meeting Old Acquaintance
Chapter 523: Strange Occurrence in the City
Chapter 524: Falling into Sleep
Chapter 525: Breaking Dreamland
Chapter 526: Subduing The Ghost
Chapter 527: Back from Graduation Examination
Chapter 528: Something Wrong with Mushroom
Chapter 529: Possession
Chapter 530: Zhi Lin's Death
Chapter 531: Chasing Another Disciple Out
Chapter 532: The Heavenly Dao Restarts
Chapter 533: The First Lightning Tribulation
Chapter 534: Receiving the Plane
Chapter 535: Separation of Three Realms
Chapter 536: A Strange Beast of Chaos
Chapter 537: New Management
Chapter 538: The Reason For Transfer
Chapter 539: Twinning Planes
Chapter 540: Sudden Appearance Of An Invitation
Chapter 541: Big Dao Organization
Chapter 542: Encountering An Illegal Inn
Chapter 543: Guest From The Sea
Chapter 544: Seizing The Merman
Chapter 545: Guesting At The City Lord Abode
Chapter 546: Silencing
Chapter 547: A Mini Plane
Chapter 548: Manager's Revenge
Chapter 549: The Truths of The Big Dao
Chapter 550: Locking The Plane

Chapter 503: Discipline Master

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Chef had also went from preventing them from harming Rabbit at the beginning, to prevent them from escaping and then to prevent them from fighting amongst themselves, at last, he only needed to prevent them from dozing off.

In addition, Rabbit's teaching was beginning to have some effect, whether it was Rabbit or the divine race below, they actually didn't need to sleep at all. This also means, there was no need for a break between lessons, they could continue lecturing past day and night. As a nagger, Rabbit was especially stubborn with regards to teaching. If they couldn't get it after explaining once, it would repeat, if twice wouldn't work, it could repeat 10 times, up till the student understood it.

Especially after Rabbit realized that they totally couldn't harm it at all, he completely let himself loose. Besides bringing out its top tier talking skills, it would stop to chew on a carrot midway to regulate his emotions. On top of that, when it came to disobedient students, he could even stop and specially advise and guide them gently...

"Hey, what's the point of you doing that? You know you wouldn't be able to break this array formation and would even suffer a backlash. Why do such foolish things where you lose more than you gain? Isn't it good for us to be a little more harmonious? I'm here to teach you to read, as long as you learn conscientiously, you can easily pick it all up in a few years. As the saying goes, no pain no gain... blah blah blah."

"Hm, that Supreme Divinity, what are you doing? How could you bite your friend next to you? As we say, grain liberation before cultivation, at any rate, he is a classmate who listens to class with you, how could you eat him? No matter how great the grievances between you both, with such a relationship present now, it's time to let it go too. You should know... blah blah blah."

"Oh, also that student who is scratching his food, please put your foot down. Can't you see that the student beside you has already fainted? Everyone is a God, to have the affinity to be gathered here together, you ought to understand and respect each other, can't you wait till lesson ends to scratch it? Also... blah blah blah!"

If it was said that Rabbit's teaching standards was level one, then his skills in talking and spouting nonsense was level ten. It would definitely nag till you doubt your human... no, doubt your godly existence.

The students from the various races did not know how to deal with it and could only grit their teeth while listening to everything, until they felt that their entire world was filled with the buzzing of his nagging. What was worse was that, to allow them to learn as fast as possible, one of the array formations that Lonemoon had set on the podium was directly linked to their consciousness. No matter what he said, in the minds of the students below, that word will appear like subtitles. Hence, once it speaks, gold characters will make their way into the brains of the students one after another, the kind that cannot even be stopped. No one could bear such continuous attacks.

Hence subsequently, once Rabbit opened his mouth, saying, "Um, that..."

All the students would wail out loud, "We were wrong! We won't do it again, Master, please... can we go on with normal lessons?"


"Mm, promising and worthy of being taught!" Rabbit nodded in satisfaction, while chewing on a carrot.

The Discipline Master Yi Qing who was completely jobless: "..."

He'd better return to the back palace to help Master make dinner.

Lonemoon had also expressed his approval towards Rabbit's quality of teaching, even his attitude towards Fatty improved. He even began to consider letting Rabbit continue to teach a few other courses after he was done with this one. Of course, as a reward for his outstanding employee, he readily approved of Rabbit's request to dig up a piece of land in the back mountain to grow some carrots.

Hong Meng: "..." The land seemed to belong to him

Rabbit's lesson went on for an entire three years, due to his round the clock, spoon-feeding teaching methods, he finally gave these tens of thousands of illiterate people, a fairly strong foundation in language. Especially in the later stage when Rabbit would reason with them at every turn, it led to them being extremely nervous, most of the time, Rabbit only needed to explain it once and each of them would be able to repeat it fluently, otherwise Rabbit would repeat itself a hundred times...

Lonemoon also felt that it was time to begin teaching other courses. Hence he ordered a day of break to rest in the same spot and it would be his turn to teach tomorrow.

Almost at the same moment when Rabbit walked off the podium, the members of the divine races in the entire venue sighed in relief together. Their backs that had been kept straight for several consecutive years slouched at once. Some even couldn't bear the pressure of suddenly relaxing and passed out.

Way too scary! It was scarier than the one holding a sword! Turns out the so-called rabbit race, was such a scary race? All the gods trembled in fear!

Meanwhile, Rabbit who'd finally ended class was already happily pulling his comrade Fatty to go plant carrots, after all, he'd been eating for three years, whatever stocks he had was emptied.

Lonemoon had originally planned to begin lesson the next day, but after finding that there were gods who had fainted and that some had yet to awaken, he could only postpone it by another day. They only began the second course of lessons on the third day.

This time, he was personally teaching, the first lesson was morphing. Though everyone here was from the divine race and was naturally equipped with the transformation technique, that was only limited to transforming something bigger or smaller or into a different color. For example, in the venue right now, everyone had compressed themselves into figures several times smaller, otherwise, they wouldn't even fit.

Yet not one of them could morph. Morphing referred to morphing into human form, it wasn't simply making a temporary form like sorcery, but changing the physique and meridians of the entire body. The reason why they had to morph into human form was because human form was the best form to practice cultivation. People usually say 'Dao body', transforming into a 'Dao body' was the first step in entering Dao.

Lonemoon was much more straightforward than Rabbit, he conjured a spell and sent the technique of morphing into the consciousness of everyone and left behind an instruction, "All of you are to practice on your own, based on this method, I will come and check after five days."

Everyone was rather happy at first. They did not expect that this new Master was so much more straightforward than Master Rabbit, they finally need not bear the pain of chunks and chunks of words streaming into their consciousness. They felt that they were finally seeing the light of hope, until they fell back into hell five days later...


It never occurred to them, that the check that Lonemoon spoke of, was an individual check. If they failed their morphing, they had to do it again, until they mastered it. Not only that, his demands towards morphing was also extremely strict, it wasn't enough to simply create four limbs and hide their original looks. They couldn't be too tall, too skinny, too fat, too ugly or too short. Even having too little hair was a fail! Even wearing ugly clothes was a fail!

Everyone: "..."

What were they to do, when they realized that this Master was crazier than the previous one? They urgently began begging for help! The kind that involves life and death!

It wasn't that no one resisted, but it was because... they really couldn't beat him!

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Being forced to morph a few hundred times a day, of course there were many students who were so frustrated that they wanted to fight, but before they'd gotten to even two meters before him, they'd already been beaten to heaps on the ground. He indeed does not nag like Master Rabbit, but he would use poison!

"Morphing into such an ugly form and you still have the face to show it to me, want me to help you reconstruct yourself too? Redo!"

"Is your original form a pig? Are you trying to change your race in making yourself so fat? Do you need to send you back to Samsara to satisfy you? Redo!"

"This face was what the green bird earlier had morphed into right? What's a deer like you randomly trying to call yourself cousins with others? Redo!"

"And you two, why are you so alike? Morphing into some couples face before me? I've yet to be taken off the market, what right to you have to pretend to be a couple in front of me, redo!"

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