The Tales of South Park Debau...

By Little_horror_show

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Enjoy your travels in This snowy little Mountain Town. I mean Seriously, What could go wrong? More

Welcome to South Park!
Making my way Down Town
Vectored
School bops
Goth Baby
The Haunting in my head
Quality time with Marsh
Friendly Rivalry
Discord
Truth
Vigilante
TazorTard
Bruh
yo

Pizza Party

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By Little_horror_show

The weekend came upon you quicker then you expected. You were angry at the fact that you had to start school in two days.

However, you really did enjoy your week. You hung out with all the guys respectively. Going to Token's house was still in your mind. you've never met someone that rich. You went to Craig's a lot to play video games and he let you play with Stripe. Stripe was great.

You always went to Tweak's Coffee and waited for Tweek's shift to be over before he went to your house to hang out with you, though it would mostly end up with him and your mom talking and you always ended up calling Craig or Clyde to come and hang out with you.

Fun times

Now you didn't leave out Team Stan. You met Stan and Cartman's mom and you met Stan's dad. Randy Marsh. That man was the living embodiment of a Meme. He was so strange, yet he always made you laugh more then anyone. Stan would often get embarrassed of the things that his dad said in front of you but you always reassured him that his humor was great.

Now, Here you are, laying in your bed. Craig's head was resting on your stomach as he played on your Nintendo switch. You gazed up at the ceiling, trying to figure how the fuck a bee's wings could carry its fat body. As you were in thought you vaguely heard the door open.

"(y/n)?" Kyle called out to you, and you looked over at him.

"What the fuck is up Kyle." You told him, using your hands to comb through Craig's hair. He grunted a bit but just focused on the Mario Cart match he was playing. Kyle walked over and sat at your desk chair.

"Aren't you bored? Don't you want to do something?" Kyle asked you, spinning on your chair. You thought for a moment.

"Hm, How about we call up the guys and get some pizzas and just chill out here?" You asked him, and he seemed to be alright with the idea.

"What about you, Craig Fucker?" You asked, tugging hard on his hair. He frowned at the pain but he too nodded.

"Sure." He mumbled lowly, too invested in his race to care much. You smiled before snatching your console out of his hands before chucking up towards Kyle, who caught it and sat it on the desk. Craig grumbled before sitting up from his previous position, running a hand through his hair before looking over and glaring at you.

"You fucked my game up." He said, Flipping you off. You flipped him off in return before rolling off the bed into the floor. You then sat up and walked towards your Closet. As you were about to take off your shirt you turned around.

" Unless you're expecting a strip show, I would yeet myself downstairs." You told them. That made them rush out the door to your living room downstairs. You shook your head before looking around in your closet for something to wear. You tugged on some black jeans and a green hoodie with a blown up picture of Shrek's face. You tugged on some vans and tried to fix your hair as best as possible. You grabbed your phone and wallet before rushing out of your room. You creeped down the stairs to see the boys on the couch, playing on their phone. You managed to sneak down without anyone noticing them. You crept up Behind Craig and whispered in his ear.

"It's free Real estate." You whispered and Craig flinched and turned around really quick. Kyle was startled by the sudden movement and turned to look at you to. You were cracking up as Craig grabbed your shoulders and shook you back and forth. You continued to laugh.

"Bitch!" Craig groaned out before stopping and standing up. Kyle did as well and you all walked out the door.

"So, did you guys text everyone?" You asked and they both nodded their heads.

"Yeah, We're gonna meet at Pizza hut." Kyle told you and you nodded before you all made your way to the pizza hut.

As you arrived you noticed the guys waiting for the three of you outside. Kenny came up and slung his arm over your shoulder and gave your cheek a kiss.

"Heyyy Babyyy." Kenny said, and you just stared straight ahead. Your face looking like the Mike Wazowski meme. Hey looked at your face before slowing removing his arm from your shoulder. Your face returned to normal and you walked up and slung your arms around Tweek.

"How are you doing sweet baby. I missed you." You cooed, rubbing your face against his. He was fidgeting around, but he was a lot better then when you first met him.

"I'm alright. I-I just saw you y-yesterday." Tweek told you. You huffed before letting go.

"So? I still missed you." You sighed before turning your attention to a Certain Marsh.

"Stan my man! What is up my guy." You asked, to which he just laughed and shook his head.

"The sky." He smugly told you and you narrowed your eyes at him.

"Hardy har." You said before turning and walking in to the Pizza Hut.
As you walked in you noticed that a Certain blonde wasn't in the group.

"Where's Butters?" You asked. Kyle looked over at you.

"He got grounded again." He told you and you rolled your eyes. Shitty parents. You continued your way inside.

The rest of the guys piled in and you all looked at the menu to see what kind of toppings your guys wanted.

"How many Pizza's are we getting anyways?" You asked out loud.

"Probably like 5.We're a bunch of Teenage boys, well besides you." Clyde told you. You just nodded and looked at them.

"As long as we get Pepperoni I'm good." You told them before going to sit at one of the tables and waited for them  to get done. You played on your phone before Stan walked over.

"We got the Pizzas." He told you and you nodded before standing up. You noticed that Token and Craig were the ones holding the pizzas. You walked out with them and you all made your way back to your house.

Everyone piled into your house and Token and Craig followed you into the Kitchen to Place the pizza boxes down. Your mom recently bought a bunch of Canned sodas so you pulled them out of the fridge and sat them on the counter. You turned and noticed everyone coming in to get food. You got out paper plates and everyone lined up one by one and got slices of pizza and grabbed a drink.

You were the first one to get out of the kitchen, walking into the living room and flopping down on the couch. You grabbed the remote before switching on netflix and skimming through movies to watch. You felt a plop beside you and you glanced over and saw Craig immediately begin to munch on his pizza. You felt someone sit on your other side and noticed Stan doing the same thing. The couch was really large, So you all managed to fit on the couch. You were scrolling through the movies when you looked over a Tweek.

"Tweek, what do you want to watch." You asked him. He seemed to get nervous from the pressure.

"W-Why are you Asking M-Me." Tweek asked.

"Because Tweek, This is a Matter of Gay or Death. And I don't want Death." You told him with with a straight face and everyone turned to stare at you with a confused face.

"Well, I-I guess The Incredibles." Tweek mumbled out. You grinned and Clicked in the Incredibles

^Time Skip^

After the movie was over, Token helped you clean up the mess. Kenny and Craig decided to stay over and you waved the rest off when they turned to leave.

You grabbed some night clothes and went to take a shower.

•Outside the shower•

As you were in the shower Kenny was creeping outside of the bathroom, trying to catch a glimpse. As He was trying to see through the crack of the bathroom door, a cold hand gripped his shoulder. He turned to See Craig glaring at him.

"Quit, Dirty Pervert." Craig muttered, careful to not be too loud. Kenny narrowed his eyes back before turning away and walking off. Craig huffed before walking off.

You got out of the shower a little later and you told Kenny to sleep in the Guest room.

"Why Is Craig allowed to be with you and I can't." Kenny whined as he gripped your arm.

"Because Craig isn't a Toucher." You told him as you shrugged him off.

"Go to bed." You said with a laugh before stepping into your room.

Craig was laying on your bed, scrolling on his phone when you jumped beside him and snuggled into the covers.

"Get your bitch ass to sleep." You said, turning away and closing your eyes.

Craig Rolled his eyes and turned off his phone, turning away from you and closing his eyes.

Now for the bigger challenge.

Starting South Park High.

Honk. I want to get to the school chapters so i can meet my goth bois. that is all
also this chapter kinda sucks but it's fine
- Twix ❤️

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