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PART 3 Everyone said that Yi Qing was the number one Sword Cultivator in the world, with a swordsmanship and... More

Chapter 351: Phenomenon in the Demonic Realm
Chapter 352: Plane Tear
Chapter 353: Godfiend Missing
Chapter 354: Wholesale of Cracks
Chapter 355: Radish's Repairing Method
Chapter 356: Hidden Plane
Chapter 357: Wonder Plane
Chapter 358: Group Time-Traveling
Chapter 359: Extremely Straight Man
Chapter 360: A Realm Beyond the Realm
Chapter 361: Murdering the Manager
Chapter 362: The Realm Breaks Down
Chapter 363: Mutual Help Between Planes
Chapter 364: Godfiend's Conspiracy
Chapter 365: Friends
Chapter 366: Goodbye, Friend
Chapter 367: Formation of Heaven and Earth
Chapter 368: Deed of Symbiosis
Chapter 369: Rage
Chapter 370: A Ghost with Dementia
Chapter 371: No Entering Samsara
Chapter 372: Qing He County
Chapter 373: Chef Rages
Chapter 374: River of Forgetfulness in the Wrong Position !
Chapter 375: River of Forgetfulness Returning to Position
Chapter 376: City Attack by Deviant Ghosts
Chapter 377: Longxing City
Chapter 378: Preparation for War Against Deviant Ghosts
Chapter 379: Real Appearance of Deviant Ghosts
Chapter 380: The Way to Dispel Ghosts
Chapter 381: Moldy, Grievous Ghost
Chapter 382: Breaking Apart the Mystic Cultivation
Chapter 384: High-Key Entrance
Chapter 385: Training Sword Cultivators
Chapter 386: Collective Grain Abstinence
Chapter 387: Mischievous Ghost
Chapter 388: Reappearance of the Deviant Ghosts
Chapter 389: Missing One After Another
Chapter 390: Searching for Shen Ying for the Umpteenth Time
Chapter 391: Stubborn Yin Qi
Chapter 392: Shards of Memories
Chapter 393: The Story of the Illusory Realm
Chapter 394: Doomed Fate across Four Lives
Chapter 395: Yun Heng's Amendment
Chapter 396: Repairing the Northern Land
Chapter 397: Remaking a Flower
Chapter 398: The Red and Black Couple<segment 23068>
Chapter 399: Going into Hibernation
Chapter 400: Sealing the Plane
Chapter 401: Waking the Manager.
Chapter 402: Sinister Fifteen
Chapter 403: Overpowering IQ
Chapter 404: Perfect Disguise
Chapter 405: Socially Anxious Teen
Chapter 406: Strange Disciple
Chapter 407: A Letter to the Emperor
Chapter 408: Make Some Troubles
Chapter 409: Got a Boyfriend
Chapter 410: Heading to the Immortal Gathering
Chapter 411: Red and White Duet
Chapter 412: Giving Out Immortal Contest Pills
Chapter 413: Unknown Realm Gate
Chapter 414: Leave the Flag
Chapter 415: True Assistants
Chapter 416: Mushroom World
Chapter 417: Overwhelming Sweetness
Chapter 418: Wild Imaginations
Chapter 419: Leaving Samsara
Chapter 420: Calm Down, Master
Chapter 421: The Intrusion
Chapter 422: Plane Encapsulation Seal
Chapter 423: A Group of Fathers
Chapter 424: The Man Behind the Curtain
Chapter 425: Don't Touch Chef
Chapter 426: A Plane's Declaration of War
Chapter 427: Becoming Younger Again
Chapter 428: Plucking the Mushroom in the Divine Territory
Chapter 429: Complete Assistants
Chapter 430: With a Daughter, Everything is Good
Chapter 431: Daily Life of Raising a Daughter
Chapter 432: A Little Knot in the Heart
Chapter 433: Coming Back
Chapter 434: Another Assistant
Chapter 435: Manager of the Foreign Plane
Chapter 436: Calling for Parents
Chapter 437: Dealing with Intruder
Chapter 438: Knot in Shen Ying's Heart
Chapter 439: Reason of Dormancy
Chapter 440: Complete Resolution
Chapter 441: Forced Marriage of a Different Sort
Chapter 442: Handover to Disciples
Chapter 443: Can We Get Married?
Chapter 444: Chef's Cultivation
Chapter 445: No One Ascends
Chapter 446: The Realm Gate Is Locked
Chapter 447: Try Again
Chapter 448: Picking Up A Fatty
Chapter 449: Gathering Outside The Valley
Chapter 450: Sensible Fatty
Chapter 451: The Search for Fatty
Chapter 452: Together with Fatty
Chapter 453: Fatty to the South
Chapter 454: Trace Exposed
Chapter 455: Go on, Father Niu!
Chapter 456: The Main Cause of the Closed Gate
Chapter 457: The Grand Ceremony
Chapter 458: Blood Array and Sacrifice of Fatty
Chapter 459: Fat to be Slaughtered
Chapter 460: New Little Cheat
Chapter 461: The Cheat's Lightning Tribulation
Chapter 462: Leave Me Some
Chapter 463: Fatty Begs for Teaching
Chapter 464: Toward the Southern Land
Chapter 465: A Plan
Chapter 466: Army of Demon Monarch
Chapter 467: Find a Rabbit
Chapter 468: The New Demon Monarch
Chapter 469: Study Hard
Chapter 470: Violation By Other Clans
Chapter 471: Collective Training
Chapter 472: Invincible Bragger
Chapter 473: Master and Disciple In Trouble
Chapter 474: Professional At Finding Fault
Chapter 475: Soul-Preserving Pill
Chapter 476: Abnormal Samsara
Chapter 477: Drawing Snakes Out of the Hole
Chapter 478: Source of Elixirs
Chapter 479: Southern Land Attacked
Chapter 480: Knot Untied
Chapter 481: Fatty Retaliates
Chapter 482: A Complete Victory.
Chapter 483: Hao Ran As An Arbitrator
Chapter 484: Invitation To Hao Ran
Chapter 485: Setting Off for Hao Ran
Chapter 486: Arriving at Hao Ran Court
Chapter 487: Lotus Pond Glows
Chapter 488: Strange Changes in Hao Ran
Chapter 489: Ancient Ferocious Beast
Chapter 490: Remaking the Seal
Chapter 491: Ferocious Beasts And Domestic Beasts
Chapter 492: The Secret Of Preserving Souls
Chapter 493: Truths of Merit
Chapter 494: Truths Of Ascension
Chapter 495: Rules Of Heavenly Dao
Chapter 496: Heavenly Dao Calculations
Chapter 497: Fatty Ascends
Chapter 498: Hong Meng's Troubles
Chapter 499: Trouble in the Plane
Chapter 500: Invincible School
Chapter 501: Forceful Recruitment
Chapter 502: Best Mentor
Chapter 503: Discipline Master
Chapter 504: You Get Eaten If You Don't Learn
Chapter 505: Heading Towards The Human Race
Chapter 506: Building Another School Branch
Chapter 507: Squirrel with Mushrooms
Chapter 508: Heading to the Tiger Den
Chapter 509: A High-End Advertisement
Chapter 510: Choosing the School's Address
Chapter 511: Recruiting Disciples
Chapter 512: Recruitment Test
Chapter 513: Natural Sword Embodiment
Chapter 514: Learn Well
Chapter 515: Out For Some Training And Experience
Chapter 516: Bringing About Public Wrath
Chapter 517: Complaints Back At The Sect
Chapter 518: Evicted From The Sect
Chapter 519: Four Left
Chapter 520: Long-Distance Show-Off
Chapter 521: Graduation Examination
Chapter 522: Meeting Old Acquaintance
Chapter 523: Strange Occurrence in the City
Chapter 524: Falling into Sleep
Chapter 525: Breaking Dreamland
Chapter 526: Subduing The Ghost
Chapter 527: Back from Graduation Examination
Chapter 528: Something Wrong with Mushroom
Chapter 529: Possession
Chapter 530: Zhi Lin's Death
Chapter 531: Chasing Another Disciple Out
Chapter 532: The Heavenly Dao Restarts
Chapter 533: The First Lightning Tribulation
Chapter 534: Receiving the Plane
Chapter 535: Separation of Three Realms
Chapter 536: A Strange Beast of Chaos
Chapter 537: New Management
Chapter 538: The Reason For Transfer
Chapter 539: Twinning Planes
Chapter 540: Sudden Appearance Of An Invitation
Chapter 541: Big Dao Organization
Chapter 542: Encountering An Illegal Inn
Chapter 543: Guest From The Sea
Chapter 544: Seizing The Merman
Chapter 545: Guesting At The City Lord Abode
Chapter 546: Silencing
Chapter 547: A Mini Plane
Chapter 548: Manager's Revenge
Chapter 549: The Truths of The Big Dao
Chapter 550: Locking The Plane

Chapter 383: Daily Cheating of Father

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Yun Heng was too fast. By the second day, he had already moved out a bunch of Mystic Daoist classical texts. Yi Qing thought that the texts would be about the different techniques, but they were actually filled with different blueprints for talismans. There were minor talismans which did not have any practical use – like the Dust-Gathering Talisman and Acceleration Talisman – and there were major talismans which were mainly used in attacks – like the Lightning Charm and Fire Talisman. All kinds of talismans could be found in the texts.

"I just want to understand how your cultivation is different from mine. It'll be enough if you just show me your basic techniques?" Yi Qing explained, thinking that Yun Heng probably misunderstood him.

"But... these are it!" Yun Heng nodded. "All the talismans and techniques that are part of the Mystic cultivation can all be found here."

"These!" Yi Qing once again scanned the books on the table. "Aren't there also techniques that allow you to draw Qi into your body?"

Yun Heng stared back at him blankly. "What do you mean by that?"

"..." Yi Qing suddenly felt like something was wrong. "Have you never sucked spirit Qi into your body?"

"Spirit Qi?" Yun Heng was clearly confused now.

"How do you normally draw your talismans?" Yi Qing tried to switch tactics.

"Oh, we just need a sensing of the heavens and the earth. Let me demonstrate." He immediately retrieved a talisman paper as well as paint and stones so that he could demonstrate for Yi Qing. First, he burned some incense. Then, with an extremely somber look, he picked up his brush and began to write on the paper.

Yi Qing looked over with suspicion. He realized that his spirit Qi was not even stirring. The spirit Qi from the surroundings, however, flowed toward the brush and stuck on the paper. Within seconds, a low-level talisman appeared on the table.

-_-|||

"All done." Yun Heng set his brush back down and looked pleased with himself. "Without much effort, I have created a Dust-Removing Talisman."

Yi Qing: "..."

He was a Soul Formation Supremacy after all. Did he have to look so proud after creating just one Dust-Removing Talisman?

Suddenly, Yi Qing understood. These Mystic cultivators did not... know how to activate their own spirit Qi? Then how did he even become a Soul Formation cultivator?

After some thought, Yi Qing conjured a seal so that all the spirit Qi in the surroundings gathered to form temporary spirit-measuring beads. He reached out to Yun Heng and said, "Put your hands on these beads."

Yun Heng paused. Although he did not quite understand what Yi Qing was trying to do, he obliged.

The next moment, the measuring beads showed displayed five colors that overlapped to form one body.

"Five-Elemental Mixed Spirit Root!" Yi Qing jumped. No wonder...

The Five-Elemental Mixed Spirit Root was quite similar to the other elemental spirit roots, but they were two different extremes. It was much better than any ordinary elemental spirit roots. The Five-Elemental Mixed Spirit Root could absorb all five different types of spirit Qi, but the spirit roots would mix them all up into one body. In other words, they could absorb any kind of spirit Qi, but their bodies did not need to separate between the different types before they could use it. This type of spirit root was the best among all.


The more important thing was people with Five-Elemental Mixed Spirit Root necessarily had five-elemental spirit bodies. Their bodies were especially sensitive to spirit Qi, so that they did not even need to consciously absorb spirit Qi. Spirit Qi would automatically gather in their bodies. Given the high quality of this man's body, automatic absorption of the spirit Qi from all around would not case a bottleneck. It was no wonder that he had become a Soul Formation without much effort.

"Fellow Daoist, what do you mean by 'spirit root'?" Yun Heng was still confused. He could not understand what Yi Qing was talking about.

Yi Qing frowned and looked at him with a mixed expression. It seemed that the situation was more serious than he had thought. It was not as simple as handing them the Reincarnation Array and Death Surpassing Technique.

They had to start right from the beginning!

He turned to glance at the Mystic cultivators who would glance into the inn from outside from time to time. He sighed. This was such a troublesome matter. He had to think about how best to do these things.

After explaining the situation to Yun Heng very briefly, they agreed that they would tell the rest of the Mystic cultivators what was going on the next day. Then they would invite all of them back.

"Sect Master..." Yi Qing looked over to the person who was gnawing at her fruits by the side. "What should we do now?" If Yi Qing read the situation right, this little world's cultivators were seriously lacking in skill. If they wanted to solve the problem of the strange ghosts, they would likely have to start by teaching them the basics – how to gather spirit Qi into their bodies.

"Why not..." Shen Ying began seriously. "Give Father Niu a call?" It sounded like they had to set up a school? This would not be the first time, anyway.

Yi Qing paused, his eyes brightening. That was a great idea! Father Niu had the most experience in teaching disciples.

He immediately sent out a transmission amulet. A moment later, a familiar figure jumped out of the amulet.

"Get lost!" He had just finished telling Lonemoon the situation when Lonemoon shut him up. He glared at the two of them and said, "They can't cultivate – what does that have to do with me? Can you stop giving me so much trouble? You want me to go down and start a school? Do you think I don't have enough to do over here?"

"But..."

"You can go ahead and teach if you want to! Why are you asking me?"

Yi Qing kept quiet, not knowing how to respond.

Shen Ying tilted her head and said, "Father Niu, you are the expert over here."

"Get lost!" Lonemoon rolled his eyes. He looked to their left and right. "Where are Yu Hong and Little Black? What exactly are the two of you doing down there?"

"Er... Stop being so caught up in all these details."

"Details my ass. You didn't freaking look for them, did you?" Lonemoon exposed them immediately. "Hurry up and bring them back. The two of you can settle everything else."

"Oh." Shen Ying narrowed her eyes and sighed. "Alright, there are so many people in this world who have not yet learned how to cultivate. They don't know what they're missing either. Chef..." She patted him. "You can think about how to teach them."

Yi Qing paused, as if suddenly realizing something. He nodded. "Yes, Master."

"Wait!" Indeed, Lonemoon interrupted. "What do you mean they have never cultivated?"


"There are no cultivators in this entire world – that's what she means," Yi Qing explained. He added, "Among these people, there are even some with the Five-Elemental Mixed Spirit Root. Yet, no one here knows how to cultivate. It's... such a pity."

He sighed long and deep, completely out of character.

The smart Father Niu's mind became filled with the idea of people with the Five-Elemental Mixed Spirit Root. Five-Elemental Mixed Spirit Root! A pitiful small world with little spirit Qi was harboring people with the Five-Elemental Mixed Spirit Root. The place was overflowing with so much potential. They even had these types of spirit roots – that means there were people of good-quality bodies walking all around on the streets!

"They really don't know how to train with spirit Qi?"

"Of course, come and take a look if you don't believe us!"

Lonemoon looked at them suspiciously. Although he knew they were doing this on purpose, he could no longer suppress the excitement he felt in his heart. There was not one cultivator in the entire small world. That meant that there were many people with great potential who were just waiting for him to choose them. That meant that Lonemoon would be able to teach them in any way he wanted. That meant... there would soon be a world full of sword cultivators!

(⊙v⊙)

Lonemoon turned around and saw a sect full of golden barbies...

"Master, are we going now? Your disciple's cultivation technique may not be suitable for them, but I can give it a shot."

"Oh." Shen Ying nodded. They were just about to step out.

"Stop right there, the both of you!" Lonemoon glared at the two people who were obviously hooked on acting. He pursed his lips. "Are you almost done? Wait right there for me, let me get ready. I'll be there tomorrow!" If he allowed Shen Ying, the cheat, to get started on those cultivators, Lonemoon was sure that there would be a second Invincible Sect in that small world

"Yes, Father Niu! No problem, Father Niu!" The two of them replied obediently.

Lonemoon tutted. The figure disappeared from the talisman immediately.

Done!

"Chef, you cooperated well with me." Shen Ying nudged Yi Qing.

"Master, you taught me well."

Daily cheating of Father Niu – done!

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