When you arrived at home after buying some groceries to celebrate his winning, this is not the sight that you expect to see.
Atsumu had told you beforehand that he would host the celebration for today. As his fiancee, you wouldn't mind at all, as long as they would help you clean up the mess that they made.
So imagine how shocked you were to see two wasted men dancing playfully in the living room. The speaker blasted some random songs from the eighties, and you couldn't help but gawked as the scene unfolded in front of you.
Slowly, you put your grocery bags on the kitchen island, eyes never leave the sight. Your feet stride to the living room, standing near the wall and stopped beside one of his teammates,
"What just happened?" The germaphobe man glances at you and let out an exasperated sigh, "I swear I never saw him like this, and oh my god, why even Hinata become like this too?!"
There's Mamma Mia by ABBA playing in the background, you looked at your fiance who just slumped his shoulder all of a sudden, there's hurt playing in his eyes as he looked at you standing beside the black haired ace,
"Y-You!" He pointed his forefinger at Sakusa, "How dare you steal my lovers away?!" And now he pointed his finger at you, "AND YOU!" The setter jumped out from the couch and walked towards you, eyes blazing with rage before suddenly, tears started to brimmed in his eyes, "Why did you leave me with... With that weird, germaphobe, stoic face guy!"
"A-Atsumu," You jolted when he suddenly fall to the ground, looking as dejected as ever, "Wha-"
"No!" He stood up once again, pouting like a child who just dropped his ice cream, "I hate chu!" He huffed, turned his back at you and jumped to the couch once again, "Yes, I've been broken hearted~!" You cringed so hard at how he sang the song,
"Fuck this shit I am out," Sakusa walked away to god knows where, headache started attack him as he listened to how his setter sing.
You were too dumbfounded, eyes fixated at Hinata who was now gulping another alcoholic drink from the bottle. This will hurt so much tomorrow, you were sure of it.
"Ah, I want a woman!" Your fiance plopped his body to the couch, staring at the ceiling, "I want a woman that could love me and never leave me!" Bokuto, who was recording the whole event, walked up to Atsumu,
"Hey, Tsum-Tsum!" The wing spiker flicked your fiance's forehead, "Look behind you, there's a beautiful woman standing all alone, wanting your attention."
Hearing that, the blonde man straightened his posture, eyes twinkling with mischief as he take another look at you,
"She's smoking hot, right?" You blinked, didn't expect the words to come out from the wing spiker. Maybe, just maybe, he did get drunk a little before, "Go get her, man!"
Atsumu looked panicked all of a sudden, "But, Bokkun! How should I flirt with her? A little nudge here and there wouldn't get me through her!" You chuckled at this, knowing for sure you would love anything he did for you, "Help me out, Bokkun."
The camera guy, or just, Bokuto, straightened his body and scrunched his forehead. He's thinking of something, and your gut saying it would involve the man that you love doing something crazy.
"Oh, oh! I know," Bokuto leaned to your fiance, whispering something in his left ear. Atsumu nodded at the words he received, right now, you kind of have a bad feeling about it.
After the wing spiker was done telling him his plan, your fiance suddenly stood and walked outside to the backyard. When the figure was gone, you walked to Bokuto who was currently snickering,
"What did you say to him, Bo?" He just patted your shoulder as he still snickered like a maniac, "Bo..."
"N-No! You will see," You raised one of your eyebrows at him, "It will be great, I promise you."
Before you could answer him, the backyard door suddenly slammed hard, making you jolt and looked to the commotion. You widen your eyes when your gaze fell to your fiance,
There stood with confidence twirling in his eyes, the Miya Atsumu bit a stem of rose. You cringed, there's still some thorn on it, but he didn't look like it hurt him.
He walked towards you, with a broom that was used to clean the leaf in your backyard. He flipped his hair, raising his eyes naughtily without breaking eye contact with you.
He lowered his head, silently asking you to grab the rose. You comply, grateful when you saw no thorn at the place where he bit the stem was.
"I love you, bitch!" You snorted when he pointed his finger at you before strumming the broom, "I ain't never gonna stop loving you," strummed, "BITCH!"
You were cackling by now, and he kept trying to serenade you with god knows what kind of songs,
"Okay, okay, that's enough, dear." You grabbed the broom from his hand, "I love you too," You pecked his cheek, "Bitch," He was now tearing up at the confession,
"I couldn't believe Bokkun's plan worked perfectly." Atsumu was now pampering your face with kisses, "I love you so much you sweety, bunny, cinnamon roll!" He pinched your cheek here and there, cooing at you like a baby.
"This is disgusting," Sakusa suddenly appeared beside Bokuto who recorded the whole thing, "I don't have germaphobe now, it's atsuphobe."
"Where have you been, Omi-kun?" The black haired man only let out a long sigh,
"I decided to just enjoy the night in the backyard," His black eyes bore to the couple, "And that setter just had to bite into a stem of rose full of thorn." He groaned out of frustration, "I hate him but if his mouth bleeds, I am sure the soon-to-be Miya would be enraged."
Bokuto only nodded at this, "But isn't it good?" He gazed towards the germaphobe once again, "I mean, he wouldn't talk much, right?"
And right now, Sakusa Kiyoomi regretted the decision that he had made before.
"I am just going to procrastinate again in the backyard, bye."
Bokuto snickered at this, and now the fun started to dissipate as Atsumu was enjoying the lovely time that he got with you. He turned to look at Hinata, and the orange haired man was totally wasted with drool falling to the carpet.
Then something appeared in his mind, an evil smirk appeared on his face. He paused the recorder and searched for one particular song that he knew the setter loved so much.
You jolted immediately when you heard the familiar tune playing in the background all of a sudden. Oh no, You knew this song, Osamu once told you about a song that could trigger your fiance.
"Well, I know he's fun to see when he's drunk," You just bought three onigiri from the grey haired man, "But really, you don't want to see him if Country Roads are playing in the background."
Here you were right now, sitting on the couch to see your fiance riding a broom with a smile on his face,
"COUNTRY ROADS~!" You were sure the neighbours will sue you tomorrow, "TAKE ME HOME~!" He was singing so confidently like his voice just sounded like John Danver, "TO THE PLACE~ I BELONG~!!!!" He's not singing anymore at this time, he screamed.
Sakusa walked towards you with his bag on his shoulder. His eyes twitched every time he heard your fiance screaming the song,
"I am sorry, (L/n)." He bowed a little, "But I couldn't handle it anymore, I need to leave." You stood up, bowed your head to the wing spiker,
"It's alright, Sakusa. I am actually questioning myself right now why I said yes two months ago." The man in front of you chuckled a little. You were now looking at the setter who was currently jumping up and down on the couch, "But I guess, I wouldn't want another man, though. Even with all of his antique."
"We are grateful that you are there in his life," You turned your head to the black haired man once again, "He somewhat becomes a little bit bearable every time you are near."
"Oh? I am happy to exist then," You chuckled, earning a small smile from the germaphobe man, "Let me escort you outside,"
"No need," He wave his hand a little, "I think you would like to focus more on your fiance," You blinked at his statement and immediately jerked your head to Atsumu once again,
"I WANT TO BE A COWBOY!" He screamed, and you almost cried at the sight, "Ugh, I want to hang into something..." His eyes darted to the ceiling, and your eyes immediately widened at the realisation,
"ATSUMU, NO!"
But you were too late, he jumped and hung himself to the brass chandelier, making it jiggled from his weight,
"I WANT TO BE A COWBOY, BABY~" You were frantic to see how he spun around while hanging on the chandelier, "I WANT TO BE A COW-"
And just like that, the loud crash could be heard as the setter fell to the ground. The chandelier was loose by now, due to how Atsumu weight burdens it,
"Whoops! I am okay!" He shook his head, slapping his face to make him sober, Bokuto smiled sheepishly, looking at you with guilt evidence in his eyes.
You just stare back at the wing spiker with a deadpan look on your face. You let out a long sigh,
This would be a long night.
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Atsumu groaned as he saw the sun peeking through the window, blinding him as his headache hit him like a truck. You woke up immediately when you heard him groan,
"Just lay down, let me grab the painkiller." He just nodded as you grabbed a glass of water and the painkiller that you have prepared in the bedroom, "Here, love, drink this."
He really regretted himself last night having a drink battle with Hinata. Right now, the impact felt like someone just stabbed him numerous times. Even his body was aching all over,
"Do we have sex last night?" He blurted it out like it was a normal thing. Well, it was normal between the two of you, "My body hurt so bad, did I pleasure you that much?" You grabbed the glass from his hand and peck his lips,
"Nope," You get out from the bed once again, setting the glass on top of the drawer, "You fell after hanging around the chandelier, Tsumu."
"What?" He sounded frustrated, "Why in the world I hang- Oh god," You snickered when you heard how dejected his voice was, "Don't tell me someone actually played Country Roads."
You just shrugged playfully and slid under the blanket once again, "I will kill Samu for even telling everyone about it."
"You are cute you know," He stared at you as you said that, "I mean, I think Bo recorded the whole thing." He widened his eyes at this,
"No way,"
"Yes way~" You cooed and kiss him on the lips, "Atsumu Cowboy version might went viral,"
"HE UPLOADED IT?!" You laughed at this as he groaned, "But," His voice changed all of a sudden. He gazes at you with something flickering in his eyes, "You know I have a headache, right?"
"Yes, I know." Your words sounded like a question, you didn't understand why he asked you this all of a sudden. He suddenly lifted you up, positioning yourself to sit on his thigh as he lay down still on the bed.
"Then, since I already became a cowboy yesterday," His voice sounded dangerous, brown eyes staring at you with lust visible on his orbs, "Why don't you be the one who become the cowgirl?"
"Atsumu..." You whimpered, knowing where this morning will lead you,
"Ride me like a good cowgirl you are, baby."