Me: Ooooo-oooooh...this is gonna be sooo SEXY.
Michael: *chuckles bashfully* Okay, what is it?
Me: You have been dared to dance to a song by Brittney Spears.
Michael: *blushes hard when he sees the video*
Me: Go and put on that outfit that comes with the gold pants.
Michael: *blushes again and then smirks playfully* Okay...be right back.
(I'm sure all of you are thinking about what's underneath the gold pants, spoiler alert, it's his mike jr. 🍆 😉😍)
Michael: *comes back wearing the gold pants outfit and his dark hair is pulled up in a bun* I'm ready, start the music!
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here?
Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how want it to be
Tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now, oh because
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy, you got me blinded
Oh, pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now, oh because
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
Oh baby, baby (oh oh)
Oh baby, baby (yeah)
Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know?
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
Me: *claps hands in applause* Good job Michael! 😃
Michael: *takes a bow* Thank you, sweetheart.