NO PORN
Sep. 20
8:09 P.M.
Yoongi; welp
Yoongi; you two don't have a bed to spare right
Hoesuck; bro we have one and it's broken we have both been sleeping on the couch for a month
Yoongi; you know you get paid for ur job right
Yoongi; and can steal anything with no repercussions?
Yoongi; ur the megamind of demons
Yoongi; also thats fucking amazing cause either i'm homeless, i move back in with my dad, I get a new apartment and waist savings or I live with Jimin and become his next charity project
Hoesuck; well is jimin making you pay rent
Yoongi; of course he wouldn't
Tiddies; hoseok you could have stolen us a bed all this time
Hoesuck; it's too much work
Hoesuck; and yeah yoongz jimin seems like one hell of a deal
Yoongi; the only benefit is being in contact with my subject, but he is fucking annoying
Tiddies; he's cute tho
Tiddies; v screwable
Hoesuck; stop talking
Hoesuck; no porn includes no group chat erotica
Hoesuck; and besides, the good is outweighing the bad here, yoongz
Yoongi; he reminds me of an angel, and it makes me sick to think about it, and he is going to work his ass off to make me a good person when i am neither good nor a person
Tiddies; ^^^^^
Hoesuck; take the offer you pussy bet you won't
Yoongi; i hate you.
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Jeongguk Discrimination Squad
Sep. 20
9:58 P.M.
Jiminie; guys guess what
gukkie; what
Jiminie; my neighbor is moving in with me!
gukkie; of course he is
TaeTae; the mean one :/
Seokjinnie; so he's ur subject?
Jiminie; i think so
Jiminie; it's gonna be a long one, but i have faith in myself and in him
TaeTae; goodluck chimmy, you got this baby
gukkie; don't call him that
Jiminie; thank you, taehyung
Jiminie; he said he's sleeping on the couch though
Jiminie; i don't think he likes that my and his beds will have to be in the same room
TaeTae; sorry gukkie u know he is da baby >:(
TaeTae; well i don't think i like that either
Seokjinnie; why not ur spare room?
Jiminie; um
Jiminie; it's full right now and the paint is still drying
gukkie; you repainted? why just one room
Jiminie; i painted on the walls and it's still drying
Jiminie; i like painting little flowers so i added them to the walls
gukkie; how fucking smol are you
Jiminie; it's just paint
TaeTae; he also has this cute little blanket fort with fairy lights and his laptop for when he wants to show his wings cause the door locks! I wish my wings were pretty like chims and jinnies
TaeTae; and even gukkie has pretty pretty wings and cute little horns and a tail
Seokjinnie; wait what?
gukkie; tae shut the fuck up your wings are beautiful and just because you don't like them doesn't mean i don't
gukkie; wait
gukkie; tae
gukkie; why would you tell them that
Jiminie; wait you have what
TaeTae; he does! His horns and tail show up naturally when he is comfy like our wings, and he has big wings like angels except they are black
TaeTae; my wings look icky like flies wings :(
gukkie; no they aren't they are cute
gukkie; p.s. stop talking about that
Jiminie; awww but gukk its cuteee
Seokjinnie; no i am appalled by this information
Seokjinnie; why wings? Demons did spawn from a fallen angel ig. why dont we know about them tho?
TaeTae; if mine are cute then yours are beautiful babe
gukkie; i cry
gukkie; also you don't know because we don't want you to, so don't go out telling people that.
Seokjinnie; does that mean you can teleport like us?
gukkie; tf no you guys can teleport????
TaeTae; i think they stopped doing it in order to hide the fact they had wings and now they adapted to not being able to fly
Jiminie; jin you exposed us
Seokjinnie; its esposing time chim
Seokjinnie; we can fly, but its more like teleporting, unlike tae who can literally fly
TaeTae; they also have an insane sex drive but idk why
Seokjinnie; Kim Taehyung shut tf up
Seokjinnie; tae can see into the future 😤😤
gukkie; gotta take that frustration out on something
gukkie; also what the fuck
Jiminine; tae why didn't you tell me😭😭
TaeTae; well cause it's hard to explain and people always think it works weird
TaeTae; it's what my job is, looking into the future and stopping premature deaths. Basically i can look into the future by choice, and i'll be shown two outcomes, one bad and one good, and i have to follow my gut feeling about which one will happen
TaeTae; like i see someone crossing the street, and one future i push them into a car and another i push them away and my gut says i push them away so i jump and push them
TaeTae; thats my station of field work :)))
Jiminie; thats really cool, why would you think that's weird
TaeTae; because i see you dying sometimes or jin
TaeTae; or i see guk leaving me
TaeTae; and sometimes i don't know which will happen until it happens and it's sad
TaeTae; and i don't want yall thinking ur gonna die when crossing the street uk
Seokjinnie; bitch i can teleport
gukkie; bitch i will fight future me if he tries to leave you tf
Jiminie; aww tae
Jiminie; we'll be fine
TaeTae; ohhhh gukkie its cute u think u just try and leave, i can tell you that both future outcomes are heartbreaking for the both of us
Seokjinnie; thats... worrying
TaeTae; ANyWays neighbor boy - whats his name
gukkie; excuse me what
Jiminie; his name is min yoongi
Jiminie; and he actually did want the ice cream
Seokjinnie; awww he sounds cute chim
TaeTae; he doesn't sound too bad chim, he'll be easy
gukkie; i don't think so you guys are out of it, he sounds like a self centered ass hole who is a workaholic and doesn't even slightly care for the well being of others and doesn't understand that some people just aren't cut out for certain things and need a little encouragement
Jiminie; that was oddly specific but okay
Jiminie; i know he will take awhile, i've already prepared myself
Seokjinnie; well then, work away lads
TaeTae; mhM
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why my mom not telling me we got guest madam i am pants-less- Zepp {051120}
why would anyone enjoy tits like that's just wild man like- tits? i get ass, but tits? no no no no no- tae {060420}