Demon Daddies
Sep. 19
10:56 P.M.
Yoongi; I know it's late but my neighbor is being loud and I forgot to get the monthly update this morning
Yoongi; where do you two stand with your subject(s) ?
Hoesuck; i haven't done anything, i can't be bothered right now
bby demon; um
bby demon; it's going good, tae is very nice and its going well
Yoongi; kid, they aren't supposed to be nice
Yoongi; Hoseok, find a subject or i'm switching you out of field work
Hoesuck; tomorrow, it's late and im tired
bby demon; um yoongi
bby demon; i have a question
Yoongi; as ur boss
Yoongi; i guess i'm supposed to have an answer
bby demon; what if i can't do it
bby demon; what if i am really close with him now
bby demon; like really close
Yoongi; Jeon, you can be close to them as long as you make them a worse person
Yoongi; you know the rules aren't super strict
bby demon; i don't want to
bby demon; you know what i'm just going to say it
bby demon; he's my boyfriend now
Yoongi; i-
Yoongi; why the hell did they give me the baby demon for fucks sake i ain't made for this shit
Yoongi; just find a new subject and don't record him as a victim so i don't get any fall back and report the rest to HR
Yoongi; I'll make sure you don't get in trouble, but be careful with humans gukkie they are more fragile than us
bby demon; i don't know if i'm cut out for this, hyung
Hoesuck; i am loving the father-son energy here right now
Yoongi; hoseok ur my least favorite check urself being moved to HR
Yoongi; and Jeon, u were top of ur class, there is no way you aren't cut out, one human doesn' t change that
bby demon; um hyung what if he isn't a human and is a fairy how bad is that
Yoongi; what the fuck Jeon Jeongguk how TF do you-
Yoongi; just do your job from now on okay
Yoongi; i'd love to dramtically storm out and say i'm going to bed but my gd neighbor and his loud as fuck friends are playing mario kart in the room behind my bed
bby demon; hey yoongi i'm gonna beat your ass
bby demon; you don't need to know why, but i'm gonna beat your ass
Yoongi; the baby demon is mad oh no
Yoongi; i wasn't gonna ask
Hoesuck; wait why are you gonna beat his ass
bby demon; he's just an asshole and i'm gonna beat his ass
Yoongi; have we all forgotten that we are DEMONS
Yoongi; we are mean and disrespectful and don't date fairies and don't find my annoying neighbor adorable hoseok.
Yoongi; if the two of you don't have new subjects by the end of the week i am going to lose my shit
Yoongi; do your god damn jobs.
Hoesuck; alright would you look at that my classmate in math really needs to get a little fucked up
Yoongi; Jeongguk?
bby demon; i'm busy, text you later
Yoongi; kid...
Yoongi; end of the week
Hoesuck; yoongz. Private chat. Now.
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Hoesuck
Sep. 19
11:13 P.M.
Yoongi; yea?
Hoesuck; you have to understand gukk is sensitive, you can't command him around like that. he wants to be good at the whole demon thing, we both know this, but he's also deep down a good person. he might get over it one day, but right now he needs to be eased into this whole life like we all did. top of the class doesn't mean he won't feel guilty for a while. be a little bit more like that father figure for him.
Yoongi; but he isn't supposed to be good deep down we don't work like that. I know you have always been a bit softer and shit but we both know it isn't normal and that isn't supposed to happen. This entire generation of demons were born with guilt and we never had that before and we were taught to ignore it so it's my job to do that. I can't just be nice because he's scared, my father would get off to him being scared
Yoongi; he is a little mother fucker and he knows that, if he'd take his seriously he'd be good at it. He needs to do his job the same way we need to do ours
Yoongi; it's supposed to be fun, torturing others, and i think i'm the only one that remembers that
Hoesuck; i get we're demons and all, but you are allowed to have a heart. Gukk will be able to do it one day, he can do it now, but he needs positive encouragement, not you being a dick
Yoongi; See thats the bs im talking about! I don't need to have a heart and he doesn't need positive encouragement we are souless for hells sake!
Yoongi; i killed someone for the first time when I was three
Yoongi; i spent 16 years as a torturer and an intern for my father. I finally got the go ahead for field work and my best friends, as much as i love you, aren't fucking this up for me
Yoongi; you two have all the heart you want, in ten years I take over for my dad
Yoongi; i dont have the time to have heart or be nice, someone had to keep things in order and with the shit i've seen, being nice wont fucking work
Hoesuck; we'll see where that gets you
Hoesuck; see you on campus tomorrow
Yoongi; you better be with the kid from your math class
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Gukkie
Sep. 20
8:09 A.M.
Gukkie; tae said tell you thank you for letting us stay over so
Gukkie; i'm doing that
Jiminie; not a problem! You guys can stay over as often as you want
Gukkie; right
Gukkie; if ur neighbor says anything again you tell me or tae
Jiminie; it's okay, he's just a little grump. he'll come around one day.
Gukkie; stop seeing the bright side and the good in people all the time chim
Gukkie; it isn't always there
Jiminie; i'm sure there is! I have faith in him
Jiminie; there's good in everyone, gukk, it's just harder to find in some people
Gukkie; people. Right. Well i doubt you'll find it in him
Gukkie; just don't engage with him
Jiminie; i appreciate you caring about me, gukk, but i think i have this one under the belt
Jiminie; don't work yourself too hard, have a good day!
Gukkie; you too hyung...
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Seokjinnie
Sep. 20
6:09 P.M.
Seokjinnie; did you find a new subject yet chim?
Jiminie; no, but i have one in mind
Seokjinnie; well you need one by the end of the week or it'll be a strike
Seokjinnie; how sure r u?
Jiminie; 5/10
Jiminie; right now he just is too distant, i need to get him to trust me
Jiminie; it's my neighbor, btw
Jiminie; he won't tell me his name though
Seokjinnie; how old is he
Jiminie; he doesn't seem to be much older than me, but i know he is in his senior year for music production
Seokjinnie; any classes with him?
Jiminie; we have two together
Jiminie; we have english and music l
Seokjinnie; ask in class tomorrow or when you get a chance then ig
Jiminie; kk
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