NO PORN
Sep. 19
9:08 P.M.
Yoongi; I found my next subject ig
Tiddies; human words
Yoongi; human to torture
Hoesuck; awww did somewon gewt on yoongi's bawd bawd wist
Tiddies; *Yoongi looking at his official demon list and demoting Hoseok*
Yoongi; what a good idea, Namjoon, I just might
Yoongi; and the guy's just an annoying fuck
Hoesuck; mm yes demote me demon daddy
Hoesuck; make me beg for my position back
Tiddies; ooooh kinky but with alliteration i can vibe to that.
Yoongi; no kink vibing, hoseok you are encouraging his behavior
Yoongi; and despite the fact that i'd love to demote you, I can't because I only have two demons under me and i'll be 6moved back to field work if i only have one
Yoongi; or have to go work with my dad and I don't feel like having to deal him and and all his "oooh i'm satan" bs
Tiddies; that moment when ur dads satan all teenage girls can relate
Hoesuck; what a bruh moment
Hoesuck; okay but if you drink half of a five hour energy do you get 2.5 hours of energy of 5 hours of half assed energy
Yoongi; go drink half of one fuck face
Tiddies; no- u don't share an apartment with him yoongi please no
Hoesuck; no way bro those things taste like shit namjoon you do it for me and tell me how it goes
Tiddies; logically it would be half the amount of energy for half the amount of time but if ur buying i'm down
Yoongi; wasn't i talking about Torture?
Yoongi; god i'm going to bed fuck yall
Hoesuck; oh right please do tell us about your little friend you hate so much
Yoongi; it's that neighbor of mine
Tiddies; the short one I wanna pound or the one with huge tits whomst i also wanna pound
Yoongi; No P O R N br
Yoongi; it's the short one
Hoesuck; aww the cute little blonde one???
Hoesuck; he's so adorable, how could you hate him???
Yoongi; he reminds me of an angel
Yoongi; even has the damn halo of warmth vibe to him
Yoongi; only thing he's missing is mf wings
Tiddies; then why do you hate him so much? he's so squishy dude 🥺
Yoongi; i want to make him miserable. I want to see him cry. Wipe that condescending smile of that tiny face of his.
Hoesuck; this is why you're a demon
Hoesuck; you're such a fucking asshole
Hoesuck; have you heard him laugh through the walls tho, that shit is heartfelt
Yoongi; hoseok you too, believe it or not,- are a demon 😳
Tiddies; you once dropped a trash can on my head from 40 feet up and only healed my neck because i fell on your motorcycle and couldn't move
Hoesuck; okay but you're NAMJOON
Yoongi; I can't argue with that logic
Tiddies; i didn't ASK TO BE HERE GUYS IM JUST A HUMAN TRYING TO LIVE A HUMAN LIFE NOT HAVE TWO DEMON BEST FRIENDS
Yoongi; tuff
Hoesuck; okay but what if you drink tWO five hour energy's
Yoongi; bye
Tiddies; like I said. if ur paying...
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Charlie's Angels
Sep. 19
9:36 P.M.
Jiminie; guys my neighbor is really cute but he's such a grump
gukkie; we get it
gukkie; you are full "👉👈" energy we get it
TaeTae; how cute cause i'm looking for a new bf 👉👈
Seokjinnie; oh Chimmy baby, hyungs sorry
Seokjinnie; yea tae if i was dating JK i'd be looking too
gukkie has changed chat name to "Jeongguk Discrimination Squad!"
gukkie; how much more fitting
Jiminie; i think you are great, gukk, if that means anything
gukkie; fuck you and how nice you are
TaeTae; chim lets date you are nicer than Jeonggukie
gukkie; ow
Jiminie; tae, as much as i love you, i wouldn't do that to gukk
gukkie; aww how sweet
gukkie; wait no
gukkie; you're so nice i want to bust your head open
Seokjinnie; guk ur giving me whiplash
TaeTae; ^^^
TaeTae; so chimmy how cute is ur grumpy neighbor
Jiminie; very
Jiminie; but he would be cuter if i saw him at least once where he wasn't angry with seeing me😪😪
Seokjinnie; is he being mean to you?
Seokjinnie; how can anyone be mean to such a cutie
Jiminie; i asked him how he was doing and he said his day was worse because i was in it
gukkie; i'll beat his ass
gukkie; what a dick head
TaeTae; i was gonna say I'll may guk beat him up but he offered himself do I'll just support his choices
Seokjinnie; he just said that without you doing anything? Maybe he was just having a bad day chim
Jiminie; he's always like that
Jiminie; i even offered him ice cream
gukkie; i will go over there, beat his ass, and we can hang and eat ice cream
Jiminie; you can come over but you aren't going to beat up me neighbor
Jiminie; can jin and tae come over too tho
gukkie; it's your house why are you asking me
Jiminie; tae jin do you want to come over too
TaeTae; gukkie can you pick me up :(
Seokjinnie; yea i'll be over in ten i just gotta help my roommate with the last of these boxes. You get soobin out in time?
Jiminie; yeah, he's headed to move back in with his friends now
Jiminie; i'm very proud of him
gukkie; tae i'll be there in 5
Seokjinnie; see yall later
TaeTae; mhm bye for now hyungs and gukkie
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why the hell do we have butter knives like what the heck - tae {041420}
to- to butter things, babes- we use them to butter things- Zepp {041420}
for a second there i thought you said to 'butter tiny babies' and tbh i was gonna roll with it- tae {041520}