(May include "Mild" cussing)
Scenario 1 Umbridge vs.Ginny
"He-hem"
"Excuse me do you need a cough drop Delores"
"I am Madame Undersecarty to the minister-"
"Go die in a hole"
"I demand some respect"
"I'm sure you do"
"yOu FiLtHy LiTtLe MuDbLoOd"
"Uh-huh"
"I am IMPORTANT"
"The only thing that anybody ever wanted you to do was DIE"
"YOU FILTH I WILL GET YOU"
"You do know that you yourself are a Half-blood right?"
"Wha-Ho-why"
"Dirty ass hoe"
"I demand respect MUDBLOOD
"For your information I unlike you am a pureblood"
*Umbridge dies Realizing She just messed up *Everyone cheers
Scenario 2 Bellatrix vs Hermione
"You filthy little Mudblood" (Helium voice)
"Un-creative Psychopathic Dirty ass Hoe bag"
"You Dare-"
"If I didn't would I really have just said that"
"That's it I'm gonna torture the shit out of you- Literally"
"I'm not surprised. Is anyone else surprised?"
*Everyone Shakes their heads While bellatrix Slowly realizes that her life was a lie and She's sitting in an insane asylum waiting to "Wake up"
Scenario 3 (last one until next B/C) Voldy pants vs. Ron Weasly (What you think that I'd let Harry take the Glory? He had enough roasting Voldemort in the final battle. )
"Oh look it's another Weasly... The breed so quickly they wouldn't notice you were gone"
"At least my parents loved me"
Deep unnecessary breath (You know what's coming)
"Avada Ked-"
Hermione interrupts for no apparent reason "Stop, Stop, Stop you're you're going to take someone's eye out and besides you're saying it wrong"
*Voldemort dies of confusion and shock while everyone applauds Hermione while Pretending like Harry and Ron don't exist
You should know the drill by now. (You know: Enjoy, Comment, Vote, and Repeat?) If you want more bonus chapters I want at least: 300 views. We'll talk after that.
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