volleyball bitches 👅
11:26
hinata: i woke up, my vision blurry and my arm asleep. i rub my eyes and shake my arm as i get out of bed. just then the abusive orphanage owner bursts into my room. she slaps me across the face with an angry look in her eyes. "get dressed you worthless piece of shit. i just sold you." time stops. i've been sold? to who? who's gonna be my new parents? i get dressed quickly and run downstairs, almost tripping over my dress. i look down to see my new parents and i can't believe it! right in front of my very eyes BTS! i was sold to a band for a pack of cigarettes.
kageyama: shoyo i love you but what the fuck
tanaka: but what's the name
hinata: my name is Y/N! i was just sold to BTS by my abusive orphanage owner!
noya: hinata you're scaring yamaguchi
salty bitch: you're scaring me.
noya: 🗿
yamaguchi: ♡
yamaguchi: wait no
yamaguchi: ☞👈
hinata: y/n wants to know why it looks like that
yamaguchi: y/n can kiss my ass
yamaguchi: NONONO NISHINOYA TOOK MY PHONE IM SORRY
kageyama: i laughed
kageyama: like out loud for real and not just exhaling through my nose
salty bitch: i don't get it.
hinata: that's cus you don't look at memes
salty bitch: yeah i do
hinata: then send one in the groupchat rn
salty bitch: ok
hinata: AHAHSHEUEHESHE YOU LOOK AT DINOSAUR MEMES DIUDGSHSGSSHSBWWH
kageyama: BFFSHSHHSHSH
noya: THAT ISNT EVEN FUNNY IM JUST LAUGHING HECAUSE HE ONKY LOOKS AT DINOSAUR MEMES
salty bitch: i'm not sure why that's funny
salty bitch: it's still a meme correct
hinata: yeah yeah but that's so dumbbbbbb
kageyama: i hate to break it to you but ur memes aren't funny
hinata: that's probably why he's never exhaled through his nose!!!!!!
noya: G A S P
noya: we need to spam the gc with memes so we make tsukki laugh
yamaguchi: call him tsukki again i'll beat ur ass you fucking baked bean lookin ass gremlin.
salty bitch: damn
noya: i uhhhhhhhh
noya: 😗✌️
[nishinoya is offline]
hinata: so are we still gunna send memes orrrrr
kageyama: no.
yachi: interior 🏠 crocodile 🐊 alligator 🦎 i 👀 drive 👊 chevrolet 🚗 movie 🎬 💺 theatre 🎥
kageyama: hinata please hell im scared
hinata: i will not hell
kageyama: 😔
hinata: hey y'all wanna know something
suga: if you type in all caps the lyrics to watermelon sugar by harry styles i will march to your house and beat your ass in front of your mom and natsu. and no i won't apologize and to make it worse for you i'll help your mom make dinner tomorrow. don't fucking test me shoyo hinata.
kageyama: ok for one thing- don't shoyo him, asshole. only i can call him that. also if you hurt my boyfriend i will take you to that creepy abandoned place at the end of my street and leave you tied up for the fucking rats got it pretty boy
hinata: uhhhhhhhhhhh that's not what i was gunna do 🗿
hinata: I wAnNa dAncE wITh sOmEboDy
suga: wanna fucking go kageyama? i'm your upperclassman, bitch. you better move 😗✌️
kageyama: i'm not scared of you you grey haired old man lookin crusty musty ass sOfT bOy
suga: bitch i aint a soft boy. i will reek hell on yo ass if you dont shullup
noya: ok before this turns into a thing thats happening fr, im just gunna tell everyone to change their chat names to something cool
hinata: gasp
(ok my laptop isn't working right now so i can't make anything italic or bold so just bare with me)
[hinata changed their chatroom name to orange]
[nishinoya changed their chatroom name to rollingggthundAH]
[tanaka changed their chatroom name to #bestsenpai]
[nishinoya changed sugawara's chatroom name to mama]
[nishinoya changed daichi's chatroom name to dad]
mama: i love the name noya ur doing great hunny. kageyama fuck you and your family i won't hesitate to hit a kouhai
dad: suga calm down
dad: i have literally had it up to here
dad: you hoes need to stop pissing off your mom or i will fuckig strangle someone. kageyama you're on thin fucking ice i swear to god.
kageyama: i uhm
kageyama: nishinoya cant even with me
kageyama: 😗✌️
[kageyama is offline]
orange: please stop threatening us
orange: i'm gonna cry
yamaguchi: same
rollingggthundAH: howdy i'm back
rollingggthundAH: and same
mama: don't worry i love you kids i'll bring you bento boxes tomorrow
mama: and also whoever's with kageyama right now
mama: tell him he better watch out
orange: you better shullup i won't hesitate to beat ur ass 🍑 suga i don't care if ur my upperclassman i will beat you 👉 the fuck 🙅♀️ up 👍
orange: IM SORRY SUGA KAGEYAMA TOOK MY PHONE IM SO SORRY
mama: it's ok hinata. but if you don't want him to get hurt you better lock your door and hide sonny
rollingggthundAH: kageyamas in the other groupchat please go attack them
mama: 😌☺️
mama: i love u son 😌
rollingggthundAH: i'm genuinely terrified right now 🙃
volleyball bitches 👅
11:43
kageyama: oikawa if u don't stop texting i will go to seijoh and beat u the fuck up. deadass.
oikawa: like you even could bitch
suga: hello kageyama.
kageyama: oh shit
kageyama: gotta blast 😗✌️
iwaizumi: uh
suga: i will beat your ass kageyama.
kageyama: is scared
oikawa: how the turn tables bitch
suga: oikawa shut the fuck up
oikawa: i
oikawa: okay 😔
hinata: suga please :')
suga: no.
hinata: :''''''(
ennoshita: ...sugawara don't you think you've scared the first years enough yamaguchi is literally shaking
suga: ...
suga: fine. next time you little shit tests me i will not hesitate and tadashis gunna have to deal with it 😘
hinata: 😅 i'm gunna cry 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
kageyama: 🙂
kageyama: i need emotional support 🙂
hinata: :(