😇HAPPY EASTER!
(a/n Thank you SO SO SO much for Reading sorry if I don't update that often But Today's a weekend so I should update more. Reminder: Hermione will be known as: Scarlette/Scarmione Ginny will be known as: Margret/Ginamarge, and Charlottes name is pronounced: Char-Lu-Tay )
Previously: "Tell her your not because your not"
"I'M NOT BECAUSE I'M NOT"
At that point in time everyone in the room facepalmed in unison with the reader who is quite obviously Facepalming.
"dApHNe"
"Sorry couldn't resist"
"I'm going to kill you you know that right"
"I honestly could care less"
"Cru-"
"Ok I'm Sorry"
"Good"
"I believe it is dinnertime"
"YASSSS GIRL YASSS food"
"Wtf is my life"
"A nightmare" Said some random man's voice in my head.
*In The Dining Room
"DAPHNE YOU ARE IN TROUBLE FOR LYING"
"She wasn't you IMBECILE"
"No one was talking to you Mudblood"
"Uhhuh"
"Aunt Cissa do you want to explain or shall I"
"What the fuck is a blood-traitor doing here Narcissa I thought we raised you better than that."
"Grandpa"
"Shut up mudblood"
"Mom you said he was nice"
"WHAT?!" was a general cry around the room.
"That explains SO much"
"Pansy you owe me 30 galleons"
"Later Ginamarge"
"So Scarmione why didn't you tell us"
"Ummmm... Ginamarge abandon ship"
"Code Blue Code Blue"
"Charlimora"
"Yes shut up"
"WTF is going on"
"Mom"
"Yes"
"I leave you to explain"
Bellatrix made an exasperated sigh. It was going to be a LONG night.
"Finnnnnne"
"GinaScarLie" (Gin-ah-Scar-lee when you want all three of them to talk without saying all three of their names)
"Yesh"
"You three are in TROUBLE"
"SHIT"
"No profanities in my house"
"SUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE"
"Scarmione"
"Yesh"
"Do want the Cruciatus curse"
"Try me bish"
"Cru-"
"Crucio" She held it for a few minutes.
"Do you people NEVER learn"
"Scar"
"Umhm"
"Book Ban"
"Fine you have a wand ban"
"Wha-no-Why"
"Pansision"
"Yesh"
"Why the fuck is that always your response"
"I-wha-shruggo"
"Shruggo"
"Take off the wand ban and I'll take away the Book Ban"
"Deal"
"yOu TwO rEaLiZe EvErYbOdy JuSt HeArD tHaT rIgHt"
"Yesh"
"Don't do that again"
"Hahahahahahahahaha"
"Why the fuck are you laughing"
"Unicorns are purple" at this point anyone who wasn't laughing already burst out laughing. Then the Carrow's walked in looking confused.
"What is going on"
"The skittles are coming"
"Whaaaaa" the Carrow's cofusion made everyone laugh harder.
If you have any ideas just let me know in the comments, first person to comment on a chapter gets a chapter based on one of their ideas. Just know that I take everybody's ideas to heart and one day i'll probably base a chapter off of some really good ideas. Also let me know what you want to hear what you liked and what you think needs to change. I really do read those comments.
-Thanks S.A.