[y/n]
miles you son of a bitch
where's my damn scooter?!
[five]
Who the hell is Miles?
[y/n]
oh sorry
wrong gc
[klaus]
wow that miles dude must be such a bitch to just steal a scooter
[y/n]
ikr
[five]
Answer my question, [Y/N].
Who is Miles?
[y/n]
some dude that I got stuck with
[klaus]
such a great description
i'm already liking this "dude"
[five]
No one asked for your opinion, Klaus.
Can I ask you a question, [Y/N]?
[y/n]
you already did
omgdontkillmeitwasjustajoke 😣
[five]
🙄
[klaus]
i'm starting to think that's the only emoji you know
but I can't judge 🤷♀️
my most used emoji is an eggplant
[five]
We did not need to hear that, Klaus.
[klaus]
whateveeeerrrrr
oh yeah
what was the question you were gonna ask our dear [Y/N]
[y/n]
friendship's over klaus
😤
[klaus]
🤪
[five]
Right.
[Y/N].
[Y/N]
no I did not vandalize delores
we were having a girl's night out and she asked for a tattoo
[five]
Wait, what.
It better not be written in permanent marker.
[y/n]
I don't know, I haven't checked
[five]
[Y/N]!
[five] left the group.
[klaus]
aaaand he's gone
you saved your own ass
wow!
[y/n]
yeah, because you SNITCHED
[klaus]
it's how life works
who is miles anyway
is he hot
[y/n]
no, he is not hot!
in fact, he looks like a hobo that does drugs
no offense
[klaus]
it's ok 😔
[y/n]
this dumbass
[y/n] added [miles] to the group.
[miles]
what is this shit
I swear to god if this is because of that fucking waffles
for your information, stanley ate them too
[y/n]
yeah ok why won't you just shut the fuck up
and don't drag stan into your shit
[klaus]
ohh drama 💅
[yyyyyyyyyy/nnnnnnn]
what about the scooter
[y/n]
fuck I forgot about that
did you take my scooter miles
[miles]
wait you have scooter?
what the fuck
[y/n]
stop lying
[miles]
stop using stanley against me
and why the fuck is he holding a knife
[y/n]
he says thanks for leaving him stranded in the mall
[miles]
shit
[five] joined the group.
[five]
Boy am I glad that was erasable marker.
Oh.
[klaus]
I could smell the tension
it's smells great
[five]
Wow, including your boy toy in OUR group chat.
Low move, [L/N].
[y/n]
what?
I don't have a boy toy
[five]
Yeah, ok. What do you call Miles then?!
[klaus]
😱
wait five are u jealous
little five, jealous?
aww that's the sweetest thing you've ever done in your relationship
[five]
Give me a reason to not throw you off the roof, Klaus.
[klaus]
'cause u love me?
[five]
That was purely rhetorical, dimwit.
[miles]
wow ok
you like incest or something
[five]
I'm sorry, what?
[y/n]
miles is my brother five
[miles]
wait is he the boyfriend you were talking about?
[y/n]
yes you fucking idiot
[five]
He is as clueless as you are, [y/n].
[miles]
i'll take that as a compliment
😊
[y/n]
omg you're so fucking plastic
[miles]
[y/n]
[klaus]
kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[y/n]
what the-
[miles]
i-
[five]
Klaus.
[klaus]
oh I'm sorry 🤭
I meant kinky ONLY for five
[miles]
wow that's even worse
[klaus]
oh u have no idea
[y/n]
i mean,,
if u want 🤷♀️
[five]
Don't give into him, love.
[klaus]
gasp
[y/n]
you called me love 🥺
[five]
...
Yeah, so what?
[y/n]
you don't know how much that means to me 😔
your first proof that you love me
[five]
Wait.
So you think I don't love you?
[klaus]
yeaaaahhh let's give them a moment my fellow hobo
[miles]
fine by me
[y/n]
.....oookkkkkk
No, not in that way
I know that's just your personality, but it gives me mixed signals sometimes
You pay much more attention to your surroundings, so the only thing to get you to notice me is to act dumb
Hah!
I'm not even acting, I am dumb
[five]
This is serious, [Y/N].
Why didn't you tell me this sooner? That you think I don't love you?
[y/n]
You always look bothered, you know?
[five]
I am bothered.
But you could have told me I was neglecting you.
[y/n]
No you weren't neglecting me
You respond to my jokes 🤷♀️
[five]
Yeah, by telling you to shut up!
Why are you defending me [Y/N]? You know that I'm right.
[y/n]
That's what couples do, they defend one another 😊
Even if you were right, I'll never get angry at you
You know why?
Because I love you.
I love you so dang much even if it hurts me
[five]
...
I love you too.
And I'm sorry for being fucking clueless, I don't deserve you.
[y/n]
well in that case, I don't deserve you too
fuck
I'm crying
[five]
You need support?
I'll come over, love.
[y/n]
yes please
what a gentleman 🥰
[five]
Yours, truly.
[y/n] left the group.
[five] left the group.
[klaus]
am I the only one who cried?
[miles]
omg no
I didn't know my sister is capable of having that emotion
[klaus]
yeah me neither
....
...
..
[miles]
ok I gtg
bye
[klaus]
yeah, ok
bye miles 👋
[miles] left the group.
[klaus]
what the fuck was that about klaus
BYe MIles
what are you, some teenage girl?
ugh ew
[klaus] left the group.