Nicolas || Morgan
(April 18)
I can show you the worrrlllldd
Shining shimmering SPWENDID
Tell me PWINCESS now WEN did you last take your sanity pills
I can open your eyeeessss
You NEeD Are MentLLy Illl
I'm not sure and I'm feel so drunk in jooyyyyy
Out ya system yet?
Yup, that felt good
So...
Oh no, you don't like Aladdin don't ya
I mean Jasmine's nice and all but it's very...
sexy for a children's story
SEXY!! it's iconic!
Just think aboutt it,
The story is about a try hard guy who's so selfish
That he wants the princess then she becomes like nuh uh
And then she becomes a sex slave to Jafar it's sort of disgusting
ARGH what is with you and ruining stories like that
Ok what about little mermaid
You can't possibly ruin the little mermaid
Well it's about a stupid fish
not to mention she made a 'black market vodoo' level trade with an octopus
and then she almost died and become sea foam
Of course, Disney can't be that cruel and so happily ever after
Sugarcoating the cruel reality of life for kids
Wow... I- you have a messed up childhood
No... I don't
I was also one of those sunshine and rainbow victim before life hit me like a truck
oh did something happen?
Uh... no
Then what made you stop believing?
My fish died
Oh
Yea like last week
So this little depression act started since last week?
Yea... duh
I was about to grill that damn fish
What!!??
But it died before I could do anything to it :(
You're cruel you know that
No I'm not
Fishes are meant to be eatenW
Whatever floats your boat
Soo let me see...
You're a narcissist
Sadist
What else? Dream crusher?
Oh shut up even Cinderella doesn't make sense
WTF you can NOT insult one of the og princess
I mean I'm pretty sure she either has really big feet or really small ones
I guarantee that at least one person in the whole town has the same shoe size as her
IT'S CALLED A FICTION
Well it's called COMMON SENSE
Fine
Fine
Ok
Ok
Stop
No you stop
Ok that's it
What?
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Hello?
Damn...