crackity = cravity

By moongelicsx

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moongelicxs incorrect cravity series // volume I. "one plus one is overrated." More

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- thank you all ♡
• author's late ten thousand+ special
• ayOo
• help
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hi ;)
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- merry new year
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- happy birthday serimmmmm
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- author's plans + thank you<3

- welcome note.

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By moongelicsx

why hello there!!

Here is a little introduction about
crackity = cravity;

— name origin • crackity = cravity.
I'm not really original in titles so this one is really vanilla and plain. This book was firstly and formerly titled "• C r a v i t y  J o k e s" like most crack humor cravity books are titled, but I tried to give an aEsTHetIc to it. I've chosen to change it into it's title now since I wanted it to be more unique and be like a trademark [lmfao trademark when I got lost off these off the internet hA]

Anyways that's all about the title which I hope is kinda memorable here? I don't really expect much but I hope you just appreciate it.

— how I see each member • how I base lines.

Serim: I see him as the leader who's really done with all the members as usual crack humor books go with the leaders.
– parent type, mature, out of chaos, always finding Seongmin in the washing machine.

Allen: Fifty-fifty, a big meme lmao. Loves the kiddos.
– casual, is probably dying inside, would still laugh at lame ass jokes.

Jungmo: The eldest crackhead. Hyeongjun's shoulder to lean on.
– slight parent type, crackhead too, would cry his self to sleep after debating about odd things.

Woobin: Motherrrrr
– parent type too, not really sick of the members, almost cried when Hyeongjun told him something.

Wonjin: "ham sandwich" - Ahn Seongmin
– would favor the maknae line more, memes in every episode, lives for fudgee bar.

Minhee: memenhee, biggest crackhead of this book.
– unintentional meme, sWAG, laughs at the worst timings, c r a c k h e a d

Hyeongjun: soft and cuteeeee, mistaken as the youngest.
– is willing to fold all the towels into bunnies, cries easily, odd late-night thoughts.

Taeyoung: Handsome, but weird-

would join Minhee in mischievous things, is willing to dye his hair into all the flags in the world, putobumbong.

Seongmin: the most loved maknae.
– dolphin screeching, loves his hyungs and bunny plush to the fullest, scaredy cat, sensitive.

trigger warnings • I do apologize a little.
• Swearing & Foul words.
• Shipped of members [I won't go to far] probably slight BL, I'm kinda not kidding-
• Cringe worthy jokes.

Trauma can be triggered with some jokes [washing machine, alcohol, jokes may connect to something traumatizing in reader's life so please do take caution aswell, etc.]

|– If any joke I do publish about is offensive please message me about that. I will not make things any more worse.

|– Most jokes are mostly found on the internet, credits to the owners.

— Welcome to crackity = cravity.
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