stanley barber preferences.

By winchester-uris

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stanley barber, master of zero fucks. where i was insercure with literally everything about myself, stan was... More

♡ // ʜᴇʟʟᴏ... // ♡
♡ // ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ...
♡ // ғɪʀsᴛ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ...
♡ // ʜᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀᴛ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sɪᴄᴋ...
♡ // ʜᴇ sᴇᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀɴɪᴠᴀʟ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ - ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ 01...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ sʜᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs 'ᴅɪᴅ/ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ'...
♡ // AWE // ♡
♡ // ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪɢʜ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴅᴇᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴏᴍ...
♡ // ᴄʟɪᴄʜé ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs ᴅᴏ ᴀs ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ...
♡ // THANK YOU!!! // ♡
♡ // sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ sʜɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀɢᴜᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ...
♡ // ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ sᴇʟғ ɪsᴏʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs...
♡ // ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ sᴘᴇɴᴅ sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ...
♡ // GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS // ♡
♡ // 6.2KKKK - AHH // ♡
♡ // ᴛᴠ sʜᴏᴡs ʏᴏᴜ ʙɪɴɢᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ sᴘᴇɴᴅ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs...
♡ // 7.22K // ♡
♡ // ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏɴɢs...
♡ // THERE'S GONNA BE LOTS OF UPDATES // ♡
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ᴀs ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ...
♡ // ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ...
♡ // 8.72k // ♡
♡ // ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴏʀ ᴅᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴇsᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ...
♡ // HOLY SHIT // ♡
♡ // sʟᴇᴇᴘᴏᴠᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀɴɢ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ...
♡ // ʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀs...
♡ // 11.2K // ♡
♡ // ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // ɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴏ sᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀʏ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀɪᴏᴅ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇ-ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ɪɴғɪɴɪᴛʏ ᴡᴀʀ...
♡ // OK WE NEED TO TALK // ♡
♡ // ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ...
♡ // ᴘᴅᴀ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs ᴀs ʙʀᴏᴀᴅᴡᴀʏ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟs...
♡ // 13.2k!!! // ♡
♡ // (old) MY NEW BOOK IS OUT!!! // ♡
♡ // I AM SO SORRY // ♡
♡ // ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟᴇs ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ...
♡ // ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴅᴀᴛᴇs ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏɴ...
♡ // ᴏᴜᴛғɪᴛs ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇs...
♡ // ᴛɪᴋ ᴛᴏᴋs ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs ᴋɴᴏᴡ...
♡ // (old) I NEED YOUR HELP // ♡
♡ // ᴡʜᴏ's ᴍᴏʀᴇ...
♡ // ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ ᴏᴜᴛғɪᴛs...
♡ // ᴛᴜᴛᴏʀɪɴɢ...
♡ // ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇ ʜɪs ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ
♡ // ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴀs ᴀ ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ...
♡ // ᴍᴇᴀʟs ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴀʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ...
♡ // WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE NEXT? // ♡
♡ // ᴡᴏʀᴅs ɪ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇ ʜɪᴍ...
♡ // sᴛᴀɴʟᴇʏ ᴜʀɪs ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇs ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ...
♡ // ʜᴇ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ...
♡ // ᴋᴀʀᴀᴏᴋᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴏᴛʜéᴇ ᴄʜᴀʟᴀᴍᴇᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs...
♡ // ᴄᴀʀᴛᴏᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // IMPORTANT // ♡
♡ // SO... // ♡
♡ // ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ᴘᴀss ᴛʜᴇ sᴀʟᴛ...
♡ // NEW BOOK IS OUT!!! // ♡
♡ // I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO // ♡
♡ // ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴs...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀɴɪᴄ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ...
♡ // sᴛᴜᴅʏ ᴅᴀᴛᴇs...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ...
♡ // ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴛᴇxᴛs ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ sᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ᴀɴɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴀʀʏ...
♡ // ʏ/ɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇs sᴛᴀɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ sᴋᴀᴛᴇ (ʀᴇᑫᴜᴇsᴛ)...
♡ // ʜᴇ's ᴍᴏᴏᴅʏ...
♡ // THANK YOU!!! // ♡
♡ // ʀᴀɪɴʏ ᴅᴀʏs...
♡ // ʜᴇ sᴇᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴋᴇᴅ...
♡ // ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪᴀʀʏ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ ᴏɴ ᴀ ʀᴏᴀᴅ ᴛʀɪᴘ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ ᴄᴀᴍᴘɪɴɢ...
♡ // ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ʜᴜɴᴛsᴍᴀɴ...
♡ // ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs...
♡ // ᴄᴜᴛᴇ sᴛᴜғғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs ᴀ ɢɪʀʟғʀɪᴇɴᴅ...
♡ // BLM // ♡
♡ // I WAS TAGGED // ♡
♡ // ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ 'ɢᴏᴛʜʏ' sʜᴏᴡs ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ...
♡ // ᴀᴄᴛᴏʀs ʜᴇ's ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs ᴏғ...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪs...
♡ // ʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀs ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀs...
♡ // sᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴅᴀʏs...
♡ // ʜɪs ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs...
♡ // ʏᴏᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴀᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ...
♡ // ᴘɪᴄɴɪᴄ ᴅᴀᴛᴇs...
♡ // ʀᴇᴀᴅ-ᴀ-ᴛʜᴏɴ... :(

♡ // ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɪɴ sᴇʟғ ɪsᴏʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ...

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By winchester-uris

together, obviously

+ lets start with crying

+ 'cause you miss each other lmao

+ oh wait this is stanley right not wyatt oops

+ try to cook shit

+ does not go well

+ "fuck, my laptop!"

edit: when I first typed this up it said "fuck my laptop" AHHHHH THE POWERS OF A COMMA (JESUS CHRIST I SOUND LIKE MY ENGLISH TEACHER)

+ playing boardgames together and doing houseparty or google meet or whatever

+ "ooh let's do guess who,"

+ "ok. I am bored i am in quarantine i am - "

+ "every teenager and human around the world,"

+ "i am stanley barber,"

+ "that's not how the game works"

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