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BnhaxF!Reader textfic:) Experience the chaos that is the class 1-A groupchat ________________________________... More

Welcome to the shit show:)
Sharkbait HOO HA HA
Friendship? Never Met Her.

The Bakuhoes put their collective braincell to work

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Entering Chat "BakuSquad💯"
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Sharky💪🏻: Kaminari just bursted into my room and told me to get on this gc....what's the deal?

Tapeboi: DID YOU NOT READ THE MAIN CHAT?

Sharky💪🏻: No? What'd I miss bro

🅱️aminari😎: dude we're figuring out what Y/N looks like
Mina said she's a McHottie🥵

AlienQween: Oh she definitely is

Tapeboi: Show. Us.

AlienQween: Abso-lutely fuckin not

🅱️aminari😎: you are a cruel and unjust woman

AlienQween: muahaha😈😈😈

Sharky💪🏻: Wait so how are we gonna figure it out then?

Tapeboi: I uh...I'm not sure.
Guess we'll have to rub all three of our brain cells together

Bakuhoe👿: HA!
THREE SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN GENEROUS TAPEASS

Sharky💪🏻: I didn't expect you to be apart of this bakubro. Thought you didn't like y/n

Bakuhoe👿: This is the BAKUSquad dumbass
Of course I'm in the chat. AND I DONT FUCKING LIKE HER. BUT IF I KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE THEN I CAN LICK HER ASS

Sharky💪🏻: ummmm?

🅱️aminari😎: kinky;)

Bakuhoe👿: KICK HER ASS! I FUCKIGN MEANT KICK

AlienQween:

Uh huhh

Bakuhoe👿: YES IM FUCKING SURE! SHES A DUMB BITCH I DONT WANNA BE ANYWHERE NEAR HER ASS

Tapeboi: didn't you just say you wanted to beat her ass tho? Sounds like ya got be near her to do that🤔

Bakuhoe👿: SHUT THE FUCk UP
IM OUT FUCK ALL OF YOU

Bakuhoe👿 has logged off

🅱️aminari😎: damn hoes really do be mad

Tapeboi: FOCUS! Since Mina RUDELY refused to help us. Then we have to do some snooping

Sharky💪🏻: Dude it's unmanly to snoop on girls

Tapeboi: Not THAT kind of snooping! Like we gotta look for her on social media (and maybe follow Mina when she's goes to hang out with her)

AlienQween: Im still in this chat you know.
I wish I could get Y/N to beat y'all's asses
But she's too nice
Plus then you'd know what she looks like

🅱️aminari😎: and? You act like I wouldn't want an uber hottie to fuck my shit up
She couldn't beat me tho. I'm far too powerful ✌🏻

Tapeboi: yeah okay suuuure, I've seen you fight with a park bench
And lose

🅱️aminari😎: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED YO KNOW THE BENCH CONDUCTED ELECTRICITY SO WELL?

Sharky💪🏻: maybe because it was metal?

AlienQween:

Tapeboi: ^^^^

Sharky💪🏻: ^^^^

🅱️aminari😎: ...
this...hurts

Sharky💪🏻: This plan to find out what Y/N looks like sure isn't going anywhere

AlienQween: oh I knew it wouldn't. You won't figure it out until she wants ya to😊😊😉
Good luck nasty bitches

AlienQween has logged off

🅱️aminari😎: damn
She really ain't gonna help us out

Tapeboi: Looks like we're on our own gamers😔
Fan out and conduct your research! We gotta figure this out before the DekuSquad

🅱️aminari😎: Yes sir!

Sharky💪🏻: Im on it bro!

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Heyyyu guys:) It's been like years since I updated. I honestly don't have any excuse other than being a emotional bitch. BUT here's an update and I'll be doing another one soon I promise! Thanks for the read ya cuties

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