I'm gonna be a basic bitch coz none of you really know that much about me so I'm gonna do those 'Get To Know Me' things from YouTube but I've compiled a few together so don't judge.
1) What's your full name ?
Joseph Alexander - you ain't getting my last name 😂
2) How old are you ?
17 almost 18
3) When's your birthday ?
19th April 2002
4) Zodiac sign ?
Aries
5) Favourite song ?
Sunday Best by Surfaces - at the moment
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen - overall
6) Dogs or Cats ?
Dogs my dog is adorable
7) Where do you live ?
England, Essex :)
8) Where do you want to live ?
America maybe ? I do love England though so Chelsea
9) How tall are you ?
5'7 I think I'm not sure I don't fucking check
10) What colour are your eyes ?
Hazel
11) Do you have any tattoos ?
No but I'm thinking of getting one for my Nan and mother because I'm just that loving.
12) What's your favourite movie ?
Back to the Future
13 ) What's your favourite holiday ?
Turkey with my whole family, just funny holiday with the 13 of us
14) Who have you seen in concert ?
- One Direction ( banging I won't lie )
- Five, Boyzone, b*witched, Atomic kitten + others I can't remember
- 5SOS
- The Vamps ( actually quite good )
- Panic! at the disco ( very very good )
- Taylor Swift
- Went to Summertime Ball hosted by capital one year and that had a shit ton of banging artists
15) What do your friends say about you?
Jonny - He's a fucking idiot
Will - Whoever you are sending this to must be dumb to consider you, tell her I said call me
Nate - Posh boy now wanna scrap
Emily - You are lovely Joe, always there for me when I need you ❤️
Max - Declined to comment
George - Biggest diva I know, did you know I'm shitting right now ? Oh and before I forget William the duke of shittington wants to call you later, please answer and say ' aren't you look chubby today ' he misses the gym 😂
James - Please stop flirting with me Joseph, I'm more sophisticated than you
Charlie - Good luck Joe! I think you are lovely, always such a laugh and a perfect vodka shot buddy x
Georgia - My go to guy when I'm drunk, two losers attract each other.
Billy - Fuck isolation I need you Joe, bum buddies for life
16) What's your favourite sport ?
Football :)
17) What team do you support ?
Tottenham Hotspur ( Spurs )
18) How long have you supported them ?
All my life, got chucked in the shirt when I was practically newborn.
19) Do you have any siblings ?
My family is complicated but the ones that I do get along with are :
Harry - 15
Mia - 9
Amber - 8
20) What's your relationship status ?
Happily single :)
Any other questions ???