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SO MAYBE JO SHERIDAN GOT ROYALLY SCREWED during fourth year when her dear old dad kicked the bucket and her estranged grandmother decided to visit for the first time ever to drop the bomb about Jo's secret noble heritage (and her newfound status as the sole heir to the throne of a teeny, tiny country called Jenovia) but — all things considered — Jo thinks she's handled the whole thing with enough class that it would make Princess Diana proud. A gap year from school spent learning all the dos and dont's of being a princess from her queen grandmère has Jo itching to get back to Hogwarts (thank god she missed the giant killer snake fiasco) where nobody knows a thing about her royal roots and she can be just Jo — teenage witch and quidditch fiend — instead of Josette Cerise Valentina Sheridan Fauchelevant, Princess of Jenovia.
... Except then her royal little secret winds up plastered all over the front page of The Daily Prophet thanks to that total shrew Rita Skeeter and suddenly everyone at school knows all about Jo's status as teenage royalty. Now her fellow classmates call her princess in the hallways and people who never even blinked in her direction want to be her new best friend — as if!
Jo knows that her life will never be the same — that she can never be just Jo ever again — but it's reassuring to find that some things never change. Like the fact that the Gryffindor house colors are still atrocious no matter how you wear them. Or that she can still beat a bludger like no one's business. Or that she still sort of wants to kiss/kill her best friend's quidditch-playing brother ... but that's beside the point.
Being a teenager is hard enough. Being a teenage witch is even harder — especially with the threat of magical war on the horizon. But balancing an entire kingdom on top of all that?
Princess Josette. May she reign in fucking peace.
JENNY BOYD as . . .
JOSETTE CERISE VALENTINA SHERIDAN FAUCHELEVANT
PRINCESS of JENOVIA
❥ ── (or just plain JO)
thomas doherty
OLIVER WOOD
julie andrews
ADELINE FAUCHELEVANT
danielle rose russell
JEANETTE WOOD
jordan fisher
JACOB GREENGRASS
sofia bryant
BOBBI BELLEROSE
charles melton
ALISTAIR YOUNG
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jude law ━━ nicholas fauchelevant †
reese witherspoon ━━ caroline sheridan
sterling k. brown ━━ matthew bishop
christoph waltz ━━ elijah grimaldi
timotheé chalamet ━━ preston grimaldi
logan lerman ━━ william deveraux
greta onieogou ━━ francesca berkshire
emily tosta ━━ elena navarro
dedicated to my bee 🐝
special thanks to sav for the lovely gif banner 💗
a/n: if u are tired of me publishing new fics without updating my other books: believe me,,,,, no one is more tired of me than myself. but anyways!!! my old oliver fic wasn't doing it for me and i've been rewatching a lot of old movies while quarantined which led to this mess! for those of you wondering: there are some familiar faces from old books (hello jeanette/bobbi ahaha) but they're not connected to those stories. if bobbi ever comes back she would likely be a whole new character with a new love interest and would exist in an entirely separate universe from this book! 🚨 quick disclaimer: i do not own harry potter/the princess diaries series/etc. all rights belong to the creators! 🚨