kai's hoes 🍑✨
beomgyu:
so did haru wake up pregnant this morning?
hueningkai:
u sit five seats away from and i can either throw a paper ball at ur ahjumma looking headass or give u a hug.
your pick
taehyun:
i'm pretty sure the condom broke
hueningkai:
listen up here midget, if i see ur bitchass smirk at me one more time i'm telling seri
taehyun:
don't drag my woman into this
u have other responsibilities
like being a father HAHAHA
beomgyu:
GOOD ONE TAE
hueningkai:
U GUYS SUCK
taehyun:
yeonjun and soobin are missing out on the fun going on rn
beomgyu:
my dearest ning, if u ever need a babysitter, just call us boys
it would be $50 an hour.
$50 for each of us <3
hueningkai:
how about i kick ur ass
taehyun:
extra $50 for changing the diapers <3
hueningkai:
how about my foot up ur ass
yeonjun:
how about y'all shut up and listen in class
soobin:
yeonjun i can literally see u from my class window
ur laughing ur ass off please shut up
yeonjun:
rough night ning? 😗
hueningkai:
we
did
NOTHING
all i did was cuddle her in my arms 😔
taehyun:
and cue the "aws"
soobin:
aw
beomgyu:
aww
yeonjun:
awww
taehyun:
AWWW YEAH
hueningkai:
i am EMBARRASSED GOODBYE
hueningkai has left the chat
taehyun:
i knew the brat would finally be able to make the first move
beomgyu:
hais everyone's in love with someone but me
soobin:
and me bitch
yeonjun:
some day boys, be patient okay?
taehyun:
yea beom, have u moved on from areum yet?
beomgyu:
slowly my friend, saw her on the train the other day
yeonjun:
:/ it's okay gyu
taehyun:
and soobin?
soobin:
i will always miss miyoung but i know that she wants me to move on as well
yeonjun:
atta boys, u can do this
taehyun:
love you guys
beomgyu:
love you gays ❤️
soobin:
i'm gay
yeonjun:
so am i ❤️
hueningkai:
y'all really decided to be sweet and shit when i'm not around huh 😔🤚🏻
yeonjun:
shit the brat is here
LOVE U NING
yeonjun has left the chat
soobin:
don't worry ning, nari smacked his head
i can already see them bickering from my class
hueningkai:
hmph >:(
taehyun:
so guys|
(mister jung takes taehyun's phone out of his grasp)
hueningkai:
(eyes widen)
shit shit shit
mr jung:
(cocks an eyebrow at hueningkai after reading the conversation between the boys)
"beomgyu, taehyun and hueningkai. see me after class"
(returns taehyun's phone)
"especially you hueningkai"
taehyun:
(sighs in relief and keeps his phone in his pocket)
beomgyu:
(giggles and sticks his tongue out at hueningkai)
hueningkai:
(huffs in annoyance and pouts at mister jung)
mister jung:
(smirks and gives hueningkai a small thumbs up)
MY CHILD FINALLY DID IT