"Betty! I'm home!" my mommy called from our kitchen. Why did she say we? She is a single woman. She should have no men over. I will go and investigate.
I go down stairs slowly like a cat who has a bit too much apple juice. I turn corner Into the living room and see a man's head. I am shocked. Mommy never has men over! I will make her pay!
I sucker punch that sweet sweet bald head right done the center and it splits in half. I moan with delight and step back to watch the damage that has been done unfold in front of my eyes.
"Betty Bitchbutt! What are you doing?! Barrack is my boyfriend!" My mommy exclaimed. NO. NO. She can't have a bf before I did! I will slap her! So I take my left hand and bring it across her face. She moans and then quickly pulls me down to the couch, too.
Long story short, I had a threesome with the former president, Barrack Obama, and my mom.