what they said to each other at the funeral.
“She looks pretty worn out, doesn’t she?”
“Does this change your mind about the bet?”
“Oh, fuck no, this just makes everything a hell of a lot more interesting. What, you scared you’re gonna lose your thousand dollars when she goes to the police?”
“She isn’t gonna go to the police. The last three bets I won says so.”
“Well see about that, asshole.”