My friend asked what I was reading. I replied 'The Life of Pi'. She said "isn't that a movie?"
At the dinner table last night, my 18 year old sister asked what an abortion was. My dad told her to look it up in the dictionary. My big sister then asked what a dictionary was.
My little brother pointed to my ex and said, "She likes you." I said I knew, I went out whith her. My brother replied "really? Where did you go?"
I went to china and there were a bunch Asians and I was like: "What happened to your eyes?"