"I can't believe you set up cameras in his house." I shook my head staring at Zayns laptop.
"Yeah well we dedicate."
"So what now."
"Okay we bought this," Liam said pulling out a very dated phone. "When Louis comes home and sees the mess we'll text him off of this phone. That way we can give him demands and he won't know it's us."
"Oh how I love your brain!" I yelled ruffling his hair.
"GUYS HES HOME!" Zayn directed outr attention to the screen as Louis walked through his door.
"Ryan?" He called.
"Damn speakers too? You guys really dedicate." I said smiling.
"What the hell?" Lou mumbled stepping on some of the chips.
"Okay, I'll text him now." Liam said typing a new message.
"Tell them we've got Ryan!" Harry yelled a crossed the couch.
"Ryan!" Lou called louder looking at the tv we left on.
We heard a small ding as Louis pulled out his phone.
"Oh God." He stared at the phone before looking around the room. "Oh God Ryan."
He typed something before the phone in Liam's hand went off.
"What do I have to do?" He read aloud.
"Time for the unicorns." I smirked placing my head in my hands.
Liam sent the message. Louis face scrunched up as he replied.
"Why?" Liam read. "What am I supposed to say?"
"Tell him 'because money's just an object to you.'"
"Brilliant!"
"How do you guys know he's not gonna call the cops?" I asked
"Because we told him if he did we'd kill you." Zayn said casually.
"All that for a stupid shirt."
They all shrugged nonchalant looking back to the laptop.
"Glad I'm loved."
***
"What do you mean I can't see him!?"
"I thought it was obvious Ry," Liam said pulling on his jacket. "If he thinks your kidnapped there can't be any chance he'll see you!"
"You guys are SO rude" I crossed my arms flopping down on the couch.
"We will record it for you!" Harry promised.
"It's not the same. I love when Lou's embarrassed and now I can't see it."
"Okay look at this." Zayn said holding up glasses. "There's a hidden camera in it. We will stream it live to the laptop and you'll see everything okay?"
"Do you guys have a spy friend your something?" I asked inspecting the glasses.
Niall stared at me dead faced. "Legally, were not allowed to say."
I furrowed my eyebrows staring him.
".....Okay."
"Okay."
"....Glad we talked this out."
He patted my shoulder. "Me too Ryan. Me too."
"I'm-I'm gonna walk away now." I pointed behind me to the couch.
He nodded. "I think that's best."
"You guy better go. It's almost three."
"Your right. Bye Ryan." Liam left as the rest of boys gave a 'goodbye' following.
As the boys made their way to the main mall I watched from the laptop.
I started to rethink the plan being alone which got me really worried about the boys safety.
"Don't worry." Liam had reassured me when I called expressing my worries. "I called Paul. He doesn't know what we'll be doing but he will be there to protect us."
My worries left as the boys pulled up.
"Ryan. Ryan. Can you here us?" I heard Zayn whisper.
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?"
"Stop yelling at the screen we put a mic in the glasses too."
"HOW CAN YOU HEAR ME."
"Don't worry. I can't hear you. I just know you really well."
I stared shocked at the screen as Zayn looked to Harry. He gave the camera a thumbs up.
"Look there's Louis!" Harry pointed as Zayn swung his head around.
"I AM THE UNICORN MASTER" He yelled throwing his hands up making the already to small shirt ride up even more.
"Oh gosh," I laughed covering my mouth.
That looks worse then I thought it would.
"Now that. That's just sad."
"NOW DANCE FOR THE UNICORN KING." Lou yelled to the gathering crowd placing a finger to his forehead in place of a horn.
"Nobody's dancing!" Harry whispered laughing.
"Did you think they would?" Zayn responded. "Ryan you better be watching this." He laughed as Louis broke out into the sprinkler.
"Okay guys, he's almost done. We better go." Liam told them turning.
"What! That's it!?"
"Yeah guys let's go." Niall agreed. "We have to start preparing for phase two."
*A/N
Everything sucks.