Creepypasta Comedy

By SimpleLogics

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This story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you... More

Alice's First vampire Sacrifice
Twister : DylanKid
I'm Miley Cyrus
Alice
The Opossum
D and Me
A/N ;P
Words and two short half lemon
The Reunion
Toby Nd Golden Corral
A/N MY LOVELIES
Who's Kill with A.M.N
Dodge Ball and WWE Habits I Notice
Dylan Kidd: Chyst and Condoms
A/N
Who's That Pokémon and Beetle Juice
DylanKidd: Xbox and Turn Ons
The Beginning and Sebastian
DylanKidd: Bang Bang Pow
KARAOKE NIGHT with A Lap Dance
Dylan Kidd: The Kidnapped Anthony
Dylan: J for Jealous Jane
Thank You
Dylan: Dylan's Phobia
Dylan: Christmas Time with Issues
The Misunderstanding
Collaboration: Ben x Bonnie lemon
Crazy 8's and a Fruit Basket
Dylan Kidd: Dylan Becomes A Proxy
Dylan: Chryst's Confession
Dylan: Excitment
A/N
Spice Girls and Overies
Dylan: Shoosh Paps and Miracle
Jungle Lyon and Toothpaste
Random Update
A/N: funny cats (not Bon)
Dying pt 1
Dylan: Little Miracle Gamzee x Roxanne
Dylan: Not What You Think Lost Silver x Chrys
LEMON ALERPT! Dylan: Bite marks and Bruises (Dylan x Masky)
Dylan, Chryst and Loons
Tockland with Cheez
Dylan: Tell The Truth
Dylan: ............... I Dunno wat to name this so cupcakes
Lemon TIMMMMMME
End of all things
Nooks And Cranberries (Lemond)
Balls And Nuts
Authors Input on Shit You Don't Care Much For
lStrangerz From The Outside
A/N And Fuck Not Given
Happy Not So Halloween
Happy Not So Halloween
The Wick End (New Beginning)
Chihuahua
WOOOOOOOO HAVE MERCY
Fuck The Classifications of Society Bitch
I Need A Lily Pad
I'm Baaaaaack
TO THE STRAWBERRY TREE
Death of a Pasta
Love At First Dog
Up yours dog dick
CharlynBataclit
Ubers and Dildos
Thots with Pockets
Booty
Bissell the Missile

DylanKidd: COD WITH SOME JIZZ

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By SimpleLogics

Chryst walks in the room wearing gym shorts, highsocks, a low cut muscle shirt, and a backwards cap rapping to rap god like a boss*

BEN: Damn . I didn't know she could rap like that.

Jeff and Masky: Sooo sexy

Jane: *dark aura* what!?

Hoodie: *sing song voice* somebody's jealous

Jane: fuck off

Jeff: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU COCK - JUGGLING -THUNDER-CUNT-ASS-SPELUNKING DICK-FACED-WHORE-CAKE!

Jane: why should she get all the attention! ?

Jeff and Masky: cuz she's hot

Jane: *Storms off*

Chryst: *takes out earbuds* Oh, hey guys, wanna play some CoD?

BEN: Don't do it! She knows all the codess~

Chryst: Shut it, elf or I'll drown you.

BEN: NUUUUUUUUU! *Runs crying like a little girl*

Chryst: *smirks* you'll play with me right, Jeffy cake? (=^·^=)

Jeff: s-sure. (@_@)

Chryst: what about you, Masky bear? (^w^)

Masky: Anything you want. O0O

Chryst: FUCK YEAH! LET'S KILL SOME FUCK ASS BITCHES! D:<

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