Jade's POV
"Xandarians. What a bunch of losers. All in a hurry to get something stupid, and they end up with nothing at all. Pathetic." A talking raccoon said while scanning Xandarians.
You might be asking who the talking raccoon is. Well, the talking raccoon's name is Rocket. Rocket is a raccoon who needs anger management.
"Look at this guy." Rocket said while scanning an Xandarian citizen, "Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?"
What am i saying? He needs anger management.
"Look at this thing." I looked at what Rocket was looking, and it was a small Xandarian child, "It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"
"Rocket!" I said while laughing at what he just said.
"Look at mister smiley." I looked at an old man who was talking with a pretty Xandarian woman, "where's your wife old man? What a class-a" Rocket said while laughing, "right Groot? Groot? Groot?"
We looked behind us, and Groot was drinking fountain water.
"Don't drink fountain water you idiot. That's disgusting." Rocket said while Groot shook his head, "Yes you did! I just saw you doing it. Why you lying?"
"Leave him alone Rocket" i said, But then Rocket' s goggles started blinking red. "You found one!" I said happily while clapping my hands.
Rocket looked at his goggles, and the goggles pointed to a human, and it said his name was Peter Quil. "Okay, let's see how bad does someone want ya." Rocket said, "Forty-thousand units? Groot, we're gonna be rich!"
I looked at Groot and was drinking water from a fountain and didn't pay attention.
We followed Quil and we lost him.
"Say goodbye to the forty thousand units" i said sadly.
"I am Groot" Groot said while pointing to a green woman who was about to kill Quil. But i knew that woman. She's the daughter of Thanos, who is now working for Ronan. Her name is Gamora.
"Hurry up!" I said. I carried Rocket and threw him to Gamora.
Groot and i ran to them. "Put him in the bag! Put him in the bag!" Rocket yelled at us. Groot started tying Gamora and almost putting her in the bag, "No! Not her!"
I saw Quil getting up and running, so i followed. But Gamora jumped and they both started fighting, but Quil did something that made her fly off.
Groot was behind Quil when the human got up, and put him in the bag. "Quit smiling you idiot. You're supposed to be a professional." Rocket said, but stopped walking. "You gotta be kidding me"
I looked at what he was looking, and it was Gamora. Gamora shoved Rocket out of the way, and started cutting Groot. Gamora cut off Groot's arms.
She opened the bag and Quil electrified her. But Quil got up and started running. "Rocket." I said.
"How much is this going to hurt?" Rocket said while pulling out his gun and shot, electrifying Quil. Rocket chuckled, "yeah. Right little man."
I looked at Groot and he was whimpering, "I'll grow back you idiot. Quit whining." Rocket said.
I felt myself floating at the floor, and i knew what was happening. "Subject 89P13, drop your weapon." The officer said on his microphone.
"Ah crap" Rocket said while doing his weapon.
"Of the authority of Nova core, you are under arrest." The officer said.
Oh yeah. Forgot to mention. We're in Nova core.
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