Selby:come on we gotta run
Bargo:eh whys that
Selby:why are you soft headed there's one monster and two flying ladies who wouldn't run from that
Noel:he's fleeing
Nini:why that idiot I'll pursue you keep the dragon in check
Beep beep
Nini is close to grabbing Selby
Noel:NINI WAIT THERE ARE TWO READINGS
Selbys bead transforms into a dragons head and goes to eat nini but
Y/n appears and grabs nini by the back of her uniform and throws her to rukia while blocking the dragons head with Claudius
Bargo:eh eh??? Selby?
Selby:really now Bargo do I still look like Selby to you
Selby now has transformed into a full dragon
Bargo:you don't look like anything I'm only hearing your voice right now Selby
Selby:hurry up and get out of here Bargo killing you was never my plan I just wanna eat those witches and maybe the reapers there two
Bargo:Reapers??
Selby:and then I'll become immortal
Nini brings out her gun and shoots the dragon
Nini:that's just a old wise tell you won't become immortal by eating witches
Selby:only way to find out is to gobble you up
Y/n blocks it again
Y/n:like I'll let that happen
Selby:out of the way reaper I'm not interested in you
Y/n:to bad I'm not moving Getsuga tensho
(A/n:I see getsuga tensho as a family attack because isshin has it Ichigo has it why can't y/n have)
A wave of fire shaped like a getsuga shoots out of Claudius at the dragon who fly's above it
Noel then grabs nini out from the air before she could hit the building rukia having gone into actions not seeing nini come flying at her
Nini:your a little slow with the back up
Noel:I had to deal with the others first so I say I'm actually kinda fast
Y/n joins them in the air followed by rukia
Y/n:so we've got to disguisers who's the other one
Noel:that's Selby bargos lifelong friend
Rukia:did he almost die at some point that's what disguisers do right latch onto the corpses of the dead or close to dead
Noel:when they were seven years old a train ran him over yes
Nini:what
Y/n:and you thought he survived something like that
Selby:pushed bargo out of the way and took the full force of it
Caliber:truly a friend wroth having
Claudius:UMU a friend for life even after death
Amaya:mmm
Nini:Ever since they were kids then and you lot of 17 now
Noel:yes
Nini:for ten whole years this dragon lived in the city in contact with humans
Selby:that's unheard of huh?
Selby appears beside then as y/n goes to block it's attack but is pushed into a building and the nini is hit to the ground
Noel and rukia:no!!
Nini lands next to bargo panting
Bargo:hey you ok your Noel's friend right
Nini:what are you doing hanging around here and what sort of moron asks someone covered in blood if there ok
Bargo:sorry I can't just abandon-
Selby:abandoned her? Odushi was a dragon and that girl is about to be my snack so give her up if it's Niihashi you're worried about then wait around if eating this one turns me immortal I don't have a problem letting her live for you
the dragon goes to eat nini but bargo gets in the way and his arm gets impaled
Bargo:YOWWWCH THAT HUUUUUURTSS WHOAAA I CAN SEE YOU NOW AND WHO ARE THEY
bargo looks over to y/n and rukia
Nini:idiot why protect me like this I thought you had a thing for niiha
Bargo:ehhh niiha is that what you call Noel got a fresh sound to it gets my heart pounding
Nini:THAT POUNDING IS FROM YOUR LOSING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BLOOD!!!
Selby:what are you doing bargo love at first sight with a girl you just met sorry to say but it's not meant to be
Selby removes his teeth from bargo arm
Bargo:WRONG!!! THE ONE I CAN'T ABANDON IS YOU SELBY
Selby:what'd you just say you see me now right I'm not Selby Selby died seven years ago saving you that's when I donned his skin his corpse and went in living his life
Bargo:if it's been you in there that makes ten years we've been hanging out which is longer then the real Selby was alive now maybe I'm just a idiot before the accident and even after your were always so nice to me and never stopped seeing me as your best pal so when you start talking about eating people I can't just stay quiet and walk away!!!
Selby:........ Ridiculous if words cannot convince you ..... Maybe DEATH WILL
Selby goes to eat bargo but Noel kicks the dragon in the face
Bargo:n-n-n-noel you just
Noel:bargo
Bargo:YES!!
Noel:that was kinda cool your feelings bargo I've heard them loud and clear
Noel pulls out her gun and fires as energy shoots out of it
Noel:absolute dragon shatter!!!
The dragon quickly moves to the side as the shot hits it's wings destroying it as it falls to the grind Noel is tired and about to be eaten Noel closes her eyes
Y/n:BAN-KAI!!
Noel opens her eyes to see y/n in front of her sword impaled in the ground
Rukia grabs her and pulls her back
Y/n:BEHOLD OUR GLORY HEAR THE THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE... SIT DOWN AND PRAISE... OUR GOLDEN THEATRE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN AND HELL OUR HEAVEN, RECONSTRUCTED THIS IS WERE THE LIMELIGHT SHINES!!!!
Y/n:LUAS ST. CLAUDIUS
Y/n charges the dragon and strikes it as fire fly's from the sword and rose petals fall form the sky
Bargo:what was that he killed him the way the scene was playing out I thought that maybe he would have to die
Nini:your a idiot you know that we kill dark dragons Those're the rules jobs over let's go good work niiha
Bargo:ehhhhhh!!!!!
Time skip
Nini:EHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Nini:wow now that's a black coat
The director is wearing a black coat with the letter m on it
Nini:your in Sabres
Director:yep got transformed
Nini:BUT WHY!?!?!?
director:said I did a good job dispatching you girls
Nini:so should we be getting a reward what the hell I can tell except this
Director:welcome to life though I did get a present for you two
Nini:huh
Scene change
bargo is collard and it it's being held by Noel
Nini:uh
Director:bargo here was in contact with a dragon for ten years plus he got bitten making him a dragon possessed
Nini:say what possessed or not the penalty for seeing a dragon is death
Director:not quite see dragon possessed are more dragon then human so we gotta treat him that way and that means it's your job to conserve bargo good luck
Nini:whaaaaaa
Bargos cat appears on his head as Noel is looking at it
Nini:get back here Billy he's to fast where did he go
Car:SHOW ME YOUR PANTIES NOEL
meanwhile
Guy:keep going keep going raise the right a little more and there
The sign is up it reads soul society western branch but suddenly boom it's destroyed by Noel chasing bargo
Noel:stop right there Bargo I need to silence Orushi FOREVERN!!!!
BURN THE WITCH
THAT'S IT FOR THE SPECIAL GUYS HOPE YOU ENJOYED
Wait what's this an alternate ending to the fight
Y/n:BAN-KAI
a golden light surrounds everyone as they have to cover there eyes once it's safe to open them again they see y/n with a sword that can only be called beautiful
Y/n raises this blade in the air
Y/n:EX.........Caliber!!!!!!
In the blinding light the dragons light came to a end
As y/n is standing there girls admire his form suddenly as they are looking a women appears behind y/n
Excalibur:well don't my master
Excalibur hugs y/n
The end