The daily log of Fourth Wall...

By Bardockthesnarky

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A daily dairy of mine and Gohans perspective of living in "New Rommance", "Married Life" and "Crazy Life" by... More

Day 1 - A Saiyan Diary
Day 2 - My family
Day 3 - Eat your Broccoli
Day 4 - Freeza Day
Day 5 - What does the Tarble say.
Day 6 - Saiyan Mistletoe?
Day 7 - Broccli and Cauliflower
Day 8 - The team with three stars
Day 9 - Tokusentai.
Day 10 - Gine and Freeza day
Day 11 - Raditz the pothead
Day 12 - Fatherhood
Day 13 - Doctors and Saiyans
Day 14 - Salad anyone?
Day 15 - And it burns, burns, burns the ring of fire.
Day 16 - Relaxing and Fun
Day 17 - Fruits and Vegtables
Day 18 - Cotton of laughs
Day 19 - Mazel Tov
Day 20 - Sugar, Spice and Everything Gine
Day 21 - My eyes!
Day 22 - Operation Raccoon Apartment
Day 23 - The Wedding
Day 24 - Gohan and Me
Day 25 - ChildLock Blocking
Day 26 - Grandpa Bardock
Day 27 - Fourth Wall ahoy!
Day 28 - Birthday Smashing
Day 29 - The one with the Leather pants.
Day non-canon
Day 30 - Last time on DragonBall...wait.
Day 31 - Chillin and Hospitals
Day 32 - Comfort talk
Day 33 - Babysitting
Day 34 - Birthday Carrot
Day 35 - Chillin with the grandchildren
Day 36 - Shopping and laughing
Day 37 - Gohan Day
Day 37.5- Gohan Night
Day 38 - Table fiasco
Day 39 - Bardock knows everything.
Day 40 - Professor Broly
Day 41 - Operation: Evidence retrieval
Day 42 - Set Sail
Day 43 - Bets and Mocktails
Day 44 - Nappa ballin'
Day 45 - Shopping.
Day 46 - Guy trip! Part 2
Day 47 - Fresh Prince of Married Life
Day 48 - Golfing with Radish
Day 49 - Gohan Day 2 electric Boogaloo!
Day 50 - We Gotta Power alright
Day 51 - The Prank Wars
Day 52 - Study date
Day 53 - Forgetful Carrot
Day 54 - Right Oar Wrong
Day 55 - Gohan Day 3
Appreciation Day
Day 56 - I'm back bitches

Day 46 - Guy trip!

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By Bardockthesnarky

First of let me begin by saying my teacher is a bitch and thirsty like a fish out of water.

And that is the type of attitude to why I organised a guy camp out at the abandoned store plus Gine was on her time of rage.

So we all got there okay and I saw some smile dip and with enough convincing we all got to try some!

I saw alot of fun stuff including Stevie the bongo playing Elephant, Nappa in a tutu, horse on the drums.

What you name him?

Harry obviously. The backup dancers were there and they were all singing We Gotta Power. I also saw Masako Nozawa great woman bless. There were two guys on a couch aswell but I just let them be looked messy.

I got off my high to see Tarble and Raditz kissing so I started to record that for fun.

I saw a bar being tended by granpa and my Father playing the saxaphone. I got to have my mocktail and vent all my frustration away. I get frustrated with how some people treat my parents like idiots but they are great despite the insanity around them.

I admit Im grossed out when I catch them in the act but who wouldn't?

Who in the right mind goes
"oh my parents are having sexual intercourse? That is so hot I should watch"
like the fuck?

Course when I tell them I know what sex is they still lie and claim to be cuddling. I hear my dad say he should give me the sex talk but I know what it is yet Father says I'm too young.

Naive Father probably thinks he is some sort of genius that thinks I fall for his lies!

Thinking back on it I could of just avoided giving Kakarot the sex talk at the time I did.

When did you do it?

I gave him the talk as he was at hospital having gotten his dick stuck in the garden hose.

....How?

That's what I asked too the doctor  though didn't seem to question it.

How old was Dad like sixteen?

Thirteen.

Thirteen?!

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