Sunwho❓
Sunwho❓
So....
Eric told me you finally met him...
Baecob
I want to kms
He's so kaksksndjsjsjjdjs
Sunwho❓
He's so...?
👀👀👀👀👀👀
Baecob
Nuthin....
Sunwho❓
"oH cAnaDA..."
-Lee Donghyuck 2018
Baecob
Ayyyy my broski!
I love that kid.
Sunwho❓
He's kind of a crackhead tho...
Baecob
And we're not?
Sunwho❓
Fair point.
Did you know he has a boyfriend?
Baecob
WHAT!?!?!?!?
SINCE WHEN!?
WHOMST THE FUCK IS MY CHILD DATING!?
Sunwho❓
Why is everyone your child?
Also, that would be Mark Lee.
Yet another chaotic Canadian.
Baecob
👀
We be thrivin...
Soon the Canadians will take over Korea....
And everyone younger than me is my child. Don't question it.
Now show me a pic of the boy my child is dating please and thank you.
Mommas gotta approve first.
Sunwho❓
Aight....
(A/N: If it hasn't become obvious that I LOVE Markhyuck at this point idk what has cus like... damn)
Baecob
UwU
They're so cute together!
And Mark's handsome!
I approve!
But if he hurts my little sunshine imma beat his ass.
Sunwho❓
Mark would kill himself before you could. They really like each other.
I mean- back in 2017 they hAtEd each other.
But the more you hate the more you love right?
Baecob
I mean-
It do be like that sometimes
Sunwho❓
Indeed
Anyways....
Back to you and Kevin...
Baecob
I suddenly hate this conversation
Sunwho❓
I love this conversation.
Now spill the tea you short maple tree
Baecob
You-
Fine.
Yes, we met face to face...
I panicked.
He flirted with me and kissed my hand.
I screamed on the inside.
He called me his soulmate... again.
I panicked.
He called me beautiful.
I panicked.
All in all...
I panicked.
Sunwho❓
Damn... that's a lot of panic.
You need more confidence.
You want him to truly like you?
Baecob
I mean-
Yeah but... no?
What?
The?
Fuck?
Sunwho❓
(-_-)
I'm calling it for you...
You want him to like you.
Baecob
Okay then.
So we're saying I do.
Confidence is going to help how?
Sunwho❓
Literally anyone with confidence is attractive.
Kevin has confidence.
You're clearly attracted to him.
Haknyeon has confidence.
I'm EXTREMELY attracted to him.
Juyeon has confidence. So does Eric.
They're EXTREMELY attracted to each other.
Baecob
Okay...
So how does one gain confidence?
Sunwho❓
Look in the mirror and list off shit that you like about yourself.
Baecob
Isn't that narcissism?
Sunwho❓
Loving yourself and being absorbed by yourself are totally different states of mind.
You can have confidence and humility at the same time. But narcissism lacks humility.
Baecob
Alrighty then...
Sunwho❓
Do it quickly because I'm going to take you shopping.
Please read that with the same energy as Donkey in Shrek saying 'wE'RE mAkInG wAFflEs!"
Baecob
Okay 😂😂😂
But why tho?
I don't need makeover.
I'm pretty sure I should just be myself....
Sunwho❓
Not what I was going for.
I want you to have some time to have some fun.
I'm sure you haven't gotten too much of that in the last while so we're getting in some SunBae Bro Time.
Baecob
I mean...... okay...
SunBae Bro Time?
Sunwho❓
Don't question my brain...
I'll see you in 15 minutes!
Baecob
Aight...
Bye u silly Korean boi
Sunwho❓
But... you're Korean?
Baecob
Ethnically yes...
But my Canadian side is superior
Sunwho❓
Okay...
See ya hockey puck!
Baecob
Tf?
Seen
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
What am I writing at this point?
Are y'all still liking it or nah?
Maybe I just suck bet meh....
I hope y'all liked it....
Anyways...
I PURPLE YOU ALL MY LOVELY LITTLE CUBS!!!!!
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