🗒 ❛ VIII : wild goose chase ༉‧₊˚✧
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"ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ⁱ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵖᵒᵉᵐ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ 'ʸᵒᵘ',
ⁱ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳⁱˢᵉ ⁱᵗ ˢᵒ
ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘ.
ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵈ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵉˢ,
ⁱ'ˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ʸᵒᵘ.
ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ?
ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ."
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jinhee:
"oh my god y'all are
so fucking loud i'm in
math class y'all are going
to fucking get me killed
by my teacher."
unknown voice 2:
"OH MY GOOOOOOD SHIT
JUNGKOOK HES LITERALLY
BEHIND RUN RUN RUN"
unknown voice 1:
"DUDE YOU ARE THE
ONE RUNNING SO FREAKING
SLOWLY I KNEW THOSE
SHORT ASS LEGS WERE A
BURDEN"
unknown voice three:
(slight background voice)
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING
GOD WAIT TILL I CATCH YOU
TWO BASTARDS I WILL
LITERALLY PREPARE A
CAULDRON AND THROW
YALL INSIDE AND BOIL YALL
ALIVE YOU FREAKING BRATS"
jinhee:
"wait hold on can y'all
shut the fuck up lemme
ask my teacher if i can go
to the toilet first jeez."
"ms lee can i go to the toilet?"
"no."
"OH COME ON!"
"answer a math question first."
"ugh fine."
"what is 1 + 1?"
"seriously? 11."
"you know what
i give up on you.
just go."
"thank you!"
[ jinhee thanked the teacher and ran out of the class with her phone secretly in her pocket ]
unknown voice 1:
"HAHHAAH seriously you
don't even know how to
answer 1 + 1? you're a
freaking idiot"
jinhee:
"shut the fuck up
junkcock i just wanted
to mess with the teacher"
jungkook:
"OH MY GOD AAAAA
HAHAHAHHAHAH
JIMIN SHIT DUDE
AAAAAA HURRYYY
OH MY GOOOOOOOD"
jinhee:
"jesus christ can y'all
stop screaming my eardrums
are gonna freaking burst"
jimin:
"OH MY GOD SHITSHITSHIT
RUN FASTER STOP BLOCKING
MY WAY GODDAMMIT!"
jinhee:
"HAHHAAHA oh my god
y'all are hilarious
i love it"
jinhee:
"i really hope taehyung
cooks your asses."
jungkook:
"SHIT TAEHYUNG IS A
FUCKING MANIAC WHY
THE FUCK HE SO FAST FOR"
jimin:
"ju...ju...jungkook
sl...slow...do...down...
i...i...c...c...can't r...run
a...any....m...more..."
jinhee:
"jimin you weak."
jungkook:
"ok jinhee i ditched jimin
cause he's too slow
and i will just lose my
life if i stick around him
so i'm now running by myself."
jinhee:
"so you just left jimin
to die like that?
why you bad bad friend."
jungkook:
"OH PLS don't try
to be a good guy here
i know you'll do the same."
jinhee:
"nah i won't."
jinhee:
"i wouldn't have even
let him stick around
as long as you did
i would've immediately
pushed him as bait so i
have the advantage."
jungkook:
"HAHAHHAHA shit
okay i have a lot to
learn from you."
jimin:
(slight background voice)
"AAAAAAAAAA"
jinhee:
"the fuck just happened"
jungkook:
"HAHAHAHHA I THINK
THAT PEABRAIN GOT
CAUGHT"
jinhee:
"don't save him."
jungkook:
"most people would say
go save him you know."
jinhee:
"i'm heartless sorry
not sorry."
jimin:
(slight background voice)
"IM SO SORRY TAETAE
I WILL BUY YOU A LIFETIME
OF MARIO CART RESOURCES
AND I SWEAR I WONT TOUCH
YOUR SOFT TOY TIGER EVER
AGAIN PLEASE DONT KILL ME—"
taehyung:
"YOU SHOULDVE THOUGHT
OF THE CONSEQUENCES WHEN
YOU AND JUNGKOOK DECIDED
TO TAKE MY FUCKING
PHONE"
jimin:
"WAIT I WONT DO
IT AGAIN—OW!"
jinhee:
"yo junkcock i think
jimin's getting chopped."
jinhee:
"and the fuck taehyung
has soft toys
i'm so going to use that
against him later."
jungkook:
"yes i know and i'm
laughing my ass off
HHAAHAHAHHA"
jimin:
(slight background voice)
"OUCH TAE STOP
PULLING MY EAR ITS
GOING TO COME OFF
IF YOU DONT STOP PULLING
MY EAR!"
taehyung:
"SHUT THE FUCK UP
AND GIVE ME MY
PHONE"
jinhee:
"i swear jimin is
literally going to unfriend
you after this."
jungkook:
"HAHHAHAHA
oh i know."
jimin:
(slight background voice)
"I DONT HAVE YOUR
PHONE JUNGKOOK HAS
IT ITS NOT MEEEEE—OW!"
taehyung:
"WHERE THE HELL IS
JUNGKOOK THEN"
jimin:
"HOW THE HELL WOULD
I KNOW THAT LITTLE
SKANK DITCHED ME SO
I COULD BE KILLED BY YOU"
jinhee:
"yep he's mad at you."
jungkook:
"should i save him?"
jinhee:
"no can you wait for
at least 5 more mins
gotta finish my movie
snack in the toilet first."
jinhee:
"but continue the movie."
jungkook:
"jesus are you actually
eating right now?"
jinhee:
"yes you watch movies
with snacks."
jinhee:
"actually wait no i
think you should save
jimin to make the show
better."
jungkook:
"fuck no i ain't getting
my ass killed just to
make your so called
movie better."
jinhee:
"wuss."
jungkook:
"the fuck did you just
call me jinhoe."
jinhee:
"the fuck DID YOU
call me junkcock."
jungkook:
"you freaking called me
a wuss you stupid—NEVERMIND
CANT ARGUE RIGHT NOW I
HEAR TAEHYUNG GOTTA
SCOOT."
jinhee:
"HAHAHAHAHHAHA"
jungkook:
"AAAAAAA HAHAHHAA
SHIT."
jinhee:
"what's happening right now?"
taehyung:
(slight background voice)
"i fucking see you
jeon JUNGKOOK and you
better pray this isn't your
last day on earth"
jungkook:
"SHITSHITSHIT
TAEHYUNG STOP RUNNING
AFTER ME JESUS CHRIST."
taehyung:
(slight background voice)
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU TOOK MY BLOODY
PHONE GIVE IT BACK"
jinhee:
"jeez are y'all in running
man or something this
show is going on for way too
long."
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{jinhee's pov}
to be honest, i was laughing too much to even eat any of my snacks. like how the hell can someone be this stupid and funny at the same time? i really hope no one enters the toilet at this point to hear my crazy, maniacal, clown-like cackles. i literally looked like a psycho right now because of all the tears rolling down my face because i laughed too much.
"AAAAAAAAAAA!!"
i jumped, hearing a loud scream outside the ladies toilet.
"jesus fucking christ no one is normal around here anymore."
i said, sighing in annoyance.
"OH MY GOD STOP OUCHOUCH'
"you better tell me where the fuck he is right now or i will tie you up against a tree."
seriously?
is that the best someone can do?
jungkook:
"YO JINHEE ARE YOU
THEREEEE?!"
junkcock's voice snapped me out of my thoughts.
me:
"what?"
jungkook:
"i've been calling your
name for a good 30
seconds now, are you
dreaming? because you're
supposed to be helping me
not get killed by taehyung."
me:
"when did i say i'll
help? i'm just a innocent
bystander who came by
to watch the show."
jungkook:
"ugh you moron—
AAAAA SHIT OH MY GOD!"
taehyung:
"CAUGHT YOU"
me:
"rest in peace junkcock."
jungkook:
"hi taehyung..."
taehyung:
"don't fucking hi me
you jerk, you're so dead.
the BOTH of you are
so dead"
jimin:
"kill jungkook more than
me please i literally didn't
even touch your phone i
was just running with him
until he ditched me this
stupid dirtbag."
jungkook:
"whaaaat NOOOOO
it's just for funnnnnn
tae don't be mad...."
me:
"nice try junkcock."
taehyung:
"who's that?"
me:
"it's me, peabrain"
taehyung:
"who?"
me:
"jinhee."
KIM TAEHYUNG HAS DISCONNECTED FROM THE VOICE CALL
[ CALL BACK / CANCEL ]
"this rude ass."
i muttered to myself.
this tae guy is starting to get on my freaking nerves. what does he have against me anyway? or maybe i just have the habit of pissing people off.
after the call ended, i quickly switched off my phone and placed it in my pocket. i hurriedly gobbled up all my snacks and threw it away in the dustbin next to the toilet bowl. gotta get rid of all the evidence, you know.
i discreetly opened the cubicle door and peeped outside. no one phew. i thought to myself, feeling relieved. i couldn't get caught again for using my phone without permission.
yes, the only reason i ever end up in detention is because of my usage of phones during lessons or toilets or whatever. basically using it without permission. but why is "not allowed to use phones without permission." even a thing? i mean, you cant blame students for secretly using their phone because google serves as a better teacher than 99.9% of the teachers out there.
or blame teachers for being too boring that i have to turn to another alternative to keep myself awake in class.
or if you don't want us to use our phone, at least let us sleep in class like come on how do you expect us to keep our eyes open when you sound like a freaking programmed robot reading the textbook to us in such a monotonous voice.
anyways my point is,
i don't feel like being put in detention right now so please don't let me be caught.
after making sure that no one was outside, i stepped out quietly and walked out of the ladies washroom.
i was walking towards the classroom before i heard the same loud voice i heard when i was inside the cubicle moments ago.
"OUCHOUCHOUCH FREAKING HELL
LET GO OF ME!"
and that loud booming voice was than followed by a deeper, but still loud voice.
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I WILL SHOVE MY FIST UP YOUR MOUTH."
"DUDE MRS SONG IS GONNA KILL US WE ALREADY MISSED 30 MINUTES OF HER LESSON."
"WHY DID YALL TAKE MY PHONE THEN YOU BUNCH OF IDIOTS."
jesus can they shut the fuck up.
why the hell are they shouting in the middle of the class corridors, are they not scared of the discipline master or something.
"TAE IM SO SORRY DONT STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH ME"
"shut up."
hold on.
tae?
and why did that voice sound so familiar?
ugh seriously jinhee stop imagining things. why am i imagining things nowadays i must be going crazy, i need to stop going on my phone.
i looked around and the loud voices grew smaller and smaller. i shrugged and continued walking towards the classroom.
tae?
where did i hear that from again?
okay it's either i have amnesia or i'm imagining things.
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author's note—
longest chapter so far although it's not very long lol
also jinhee has ultra bad memory that it's not even realistic haha i'm sorry but it's just like that hehe
thanks for reading! &&votes are very much appreciated