"Alright folks, we gonna watch Death Battle again but with a twist" L told them
"What twist?" Yaoyorozu ask confuse as others
"We're not gonna watch any of you fighting, but we gonna see some of the fighters from my world fight each others, you know for entertainment purposes" L explain
"Oh so just watching some guys fighting? Sounds fun" Kaminari said excited
"Yeah, we already see someone who can defeat All Might, maybe there's someone out there even stronger" Sero said with the others agree
"Then let's roll" L snap his finger
Wiz: Tall tales of superhuman feats have existed for as long as man has been telling stories... and today, we pit the greatest of these legends in a clash of East meets West
"Wow, looks like we gonna have some heavy contenders here" Sero said smirking
"Yeah, the greatest legend of west and east? Now that sounds awesome!" Kaminari yell excited
Boomstick: Chuck Norris... no real introduction needed
"You know he's good when you don't need to introduce him" Shoji claim with the audience agree
"Hmm, interesting" All Might said holding his chin
Wiz: And Segata Sanshiro, defender of the Sega Saturn... of all things
"Sega Saturn? What's that? A planet?" Mina ask confuse
"It will be explain later" L assure her
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle
Chuck Norris
Boomstick: In ancient China, there was a legend that one day a child would be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land
"Let me guess, that must be Chuck Norris, right?" Toru said
"It has to be" Mina reply
Boobstick: That man... is NOT Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man!
The audience blink "Wait what?" They said surprise
"... well that was unexpected" Sero said confuse
"That is one way to raise... then drop our expectation" Mirio said chuckling
"That is so unmanly" Kirishima shake his head
"So... is Chuck Norris the bad guy?" Rin ask worried
"Nope, just follow through" L answer
Wiz: Carlos Ray Norris, yes that's his real name, was born into to a humble Oklahoma family in 1940. A loner, mediocre student and all-around physically-unintimidating pacifist, his childhood was... pitiful
"Well even the strong started weak" Ojiro commented with the pros agree
'Guess he's like me then' Izuku though seeing Chuck weak beginning
"But his name is Carlos? Why he change to Chuck?" Nejire ask curious
"I guess he wanted to be cool so he change his name to Chuck" Awase theorize
Boomstick: That is, until he answered the call of his country, joined the United States military, and began training in martial arts. From the day he threw his first punch, his life was changed forever
'So he's a martial artist' Kendo and Ojiro though interested
"So he became a soldier... heroes doesn't exist here?" Midoriya ask
"Nope, this is just a normal world" L answer
Wiz: Turns out, Chuck is unnaturally gifted in the ways of violence
"I don't know if that suppose to be a good thing, kero" Asui said tilting her head and touching her chin
"Everyone has a talent for something, even if it's dark" Tokoyami commented
Wiz: After his military career, he wandered America for 10 years battling in martial arts competitions. He racked up 183 victories, held the professional midway karate championship title for 6 years, AND became the 1st westerner in the history of Taekwondo to earn the 8 degree black belt
"Wow, that is impressive" Ojiro said impressed with Chuck abilities
"He achieve 8 degree black belt in Taekwondo? That is not an easy thing to do" Kendo said surprise and impressed
'183 victories? Bah! He's not that good! If he's a legend than it suppose to be thousands of victory! He's a small fry" Bakugou though unimpress with Chuck "petty" 183 victories
Boomstick: But he didn't stop there. Chuck achieved black belt status in 5 additional disciplines: Tang Soo Do, Karate, Brazilian Jujitsu, Judo, and even one he created... CHUCK KWON DO
"He create his own martial arts?! That's so manly!" Krishima yell surprise but excited
"So his abilities are above the average martial arts masters" Ojiro said with awe
Wiz: Close, it's actually Chun Kuk Do, or "Universal Way". Where Chuck harnesses the powers of the universe to achieve superhuman feats
Chuck Norris: With one hand, I can crush coal into a diamond
"WHAT?!!!" The audience yell surprise
"Is that even possible?!" Midoriya ask surprise
"The power of the universe?!" Kaminari yell shocked
"Wow..." All Might gaped
"If he able to do that then He's stronger than most pros" Cementos gaped
Wiz: So impressed at himself, he hired a team of filmmakers to document his life of newfound powers. Some of these real-life accounts include the Delta Force, Walker: Texas Ranger, and Chuck Norris: Karate Commandos... just to name a few
"So he documented his journey, eh?" Sato said
"Well at least we can see what he's been doing all his life" Sero reply
Boomstick: According to these archives, Chuck can kick a man so hard that he does six backflips
"HAHAHA! That was awesome!" Kota laugh looking at the poor man being backfliped 6 times
Boomstick: Fire more bullets from a machine gun than it can actually hold without reloading
"Where's the physics in that?" Yaoyorozu ask confuse
Boomstick: And even transform into f***ing animals
Chuck Norris, as a bird, flies toward a hunter, who turns around and then screams as Chuck Norris transforms back and kicks him
"Awesome!" Eri and Kota cheer
"He can be an animal? How does that works?" Uraraka ask confuse
"Only God know" L said and the audience deadpan him
Boomstick: Why doesn't he do that more often?
Wiz: Because the most dangerous animal in the world, is Chuck Norris
"Well biologically speaking humans ARE animal" L commented
"That is so manly!" Kirishima and Tetsutetsu yell impressed
Wiz: Chuck has taken his already unprecedented abilities even further through over 35 years of intense training on his secret weapon, the Total Gym
"Gym? Okay after this I'll hit the gym and work my ass for hours!" Kirishima claim getting exited
"Count me in!" Kaminari yell
"Me too!" Tetsutetsu yell
"I'm in!" Sato yell
"So do I!" Awase yell
"I guess I can go with them" Midoriya said timidly
"Training is good for you!" Iida exclaimed
"Hmm I don't mind" Todoroki said
The boys then agree and decided to go to the gym once they get back
Boomstick: He even had to create his own pants with a secret gusset to keep them from exploding off his body due to his sheer kicking power. He calls them... "Chuck Norris ACTION JEANS"
"I want that!" The boys begged excited
"Once we get back, it's yours" L said and they all excited
Wiz: Naturally, powers like these has spawned hundreds-- no, thousands of myths of what Chuck Norris is capable of, making it very difficult to separate fact from fiction. That is until Chuck released a book officially chronically 101 of his favorite feats
"All right! Let's see what he capable of!" Kirishima yell excitedly
"Tch! I'm sure he's not that great" Bakugou scoff
Boomstick: Fact #67: When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the Earth down
"................................................................................................................................................... what?" The audience were shocked and couldn't believe what they just heard
"... d-d-did I-I h-heard t-that r-r-right" Midoriya stutter not believing what he just hear
Wiz: Fact #95: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
"T-there's no w-way he is that fast" Yaoyorozu said stunned with that
"How did he punch himself in the back of the head?... he hit his afterimage? Or the other way around?..." All Might ask shocked
Boomstick: Fact #80: According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you... yesterday
And the sense of logic, science, physics, and common sense just disappear from the room
Wiz: Fact #71: Scientist has estimated that the energy given off from the Big Bang was roughly equivalent to 1 CNRK: 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick
"WHAT?!!! HIS KICK IS AS STRONG AS THE BIG BANG?!!!" Yaoyorozu scream in disbelieve
"There's no way someone can be that strong!" Bakugou yell shocked
Boomstick: Fact #17: Chuck Norris killed 5000 people with 2 bullets... the first bullets was a warning shot
"IMPOSSIBLE!!!" Snipe shouted shocked
Wiz: Fact #26: Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killed 30 people... then the grenade exploded
"Wait... so he threw a grenade and the grenade hit someone killing him instantly, but the grenade bounce off to another person killing the other person before bounce off again and killing 30 people... then the grenade exploded?" Midoriya analyze with shocked expression
"Why he didn't use rock instead?" Kota ask confuse
Boomstick: And those are just the few of the ones we know are true
"T-t-t-that g-g-guy i-is not a h-h-human" Kaminari said stuttering and afraid
"Young L, are you sure there's no quirk in you world?" All Might ask confuse of Chuck Norris out-of-the-world abilities
"Yes, though there's some individual out there with this kind of abilities, Chuck Norris is one" L answer before he drink a Cola and eat pizza
Boomstick: In addition, legend has it that beneath his magnificent beard lies a third fist
"Wait really?" Nejir ask curious
"A third fist in his beard? This guy is POWER!!!"Mirio exclaimed
Wiz: Chuck is as tough as they comes... or rather tougher. Once, after being beaten unconscious and buried underground inside a truck, he revived himself with a beer shower, and miraculously drove the truck OUT OF THE EARTH!
"HOW?!!!" Kendo yell "That is practically impossible!"
Boomstick: He's proficient with many different vehicles. Speedboats, helicopters, a motorcycle that shoots rockets, and weaponized dolphins
"... a what?" The audience ask confuse
Wiz: ...Whom he can communicate with
Chuck Norris: I'll take care of Angelfish. And you guys make sure no one gets out of here
"So... he has Koda's quirk" Midoriya said
'Maybe he like animal as well' Koda though happily
Boomstick: He also has a keen sense of awareness, and is ready for anything. Even a giant alligator parachuting in through a window
"Who in the right of mind would send an alligator with a parachute through a window as an attempt to attack someone?" Aizawa ask confuse feeling his rationality is being tested
"Maybe they desperate?" Present Mic answer unsure
Wiz: He also put together a team of heroes and save the world on multiple occasions
Boomstick: This really is all that is man
"He's the most manliest man among the manliest of manly man" Kirishima said crying his many tears
"I agree with you bro" Tetsutetsu cry manly tears as well
Wiz: But don't mistaken unrelenting masculinity for perfection. Despite his impressive martial arts records, he still suffered a total of 10 loses
"Who cares about 10 losses when you already win almost 200 times" Sero commented
"Well you can't win all the time" Shoji commented
Boomstick: And that's not to mention his massive amount of chest hair. Although infinite and a source of power, it makes him easily grabable
"Eww... chest hair as a power source? That's disgusting" Mina said sticking her tongue with the girls agreeing
"I have to agree with you, chest hair is not a pretty sight" Sero claimed with the boys agree
Boomstick: And even once aided in his own, you know, death at the hands of Bruce Lee
"What?! This Bruce Lee guy killed Chuck Norris! The one whose power match a Big Bang!" Kaminari exclaimed surprised
"Oh my God! So that means Bruce Lee is stronger than Chuck Norris!" Ojiro exclaimed
"So why he didn't fight him in the Death Battle?" Mina ask confuse
"Maybe because Bruce Lee already killed him" Midoriya answer
"Looks like Bruce Lee is no joke" Sero claim
'He's no joke. He's a legend' L though proudly
Wiz: Luckily for Chuck, Death itself fears him, so he just, kinda... kept going
"Wait! So you're saying he's IMMORTAL?!!!" Uraraka yell surprise of Chuck revival from the dead
"That is impossible. No human is immortal" Ibara said confuse
Boomstick: In all our years or research, we've never found an opponent worthy enough to take on the roundhouse kicking, beard-punching, Texas Ranger.... until now!
"I'm sure, if Chuck Norris exist in our world then all he need to do is snap his finger and All For One became dust" Kaminari said with the audience agreeing
"If only it was that easy" All Might said envious of Chuck abilities
Sylvester Stallone (as Barney Ross): I heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra
Chuck Norris (as Booker): Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain.... the cobra died
Barney and other various characters are in disbelief after Booker states this
The audience jaws dropped and their eyes wide open, then Kirishima fall to the ground "Hick... he... is the most hick... manliest hick... man I ever see hick... in my life hick..." Kirishima cry not able comprehend the manliness of Chuck Norris
"He's no man... he's something else... something... divine..." All Might gaped in his seat, everything he ever done as a hero is nothing not even the tiniest compare of what Chuck able to do
"This is the first contender, now to he second one" L said snapping his finger
Segata Sanshiro
Wiz: Japanese folklore hosts a plethora of horrifying tales. Raiden, the God of Thunder, devours the stomachs of children. Kappas, monsters that dwell in rivers, drowns their victims and rip their souls out their anus...
"Yeah, Japanese folklore are terrifying" Kaminari commented with the audience agreeing
"Raiden and Kappa are just the peak of the iceberg" Jirou added
Boomstick: And then there's the legend of the karate master who will beat you within an inch of your life if you aren't playing a Sega Saturn. His name is Segata Sanshiro
"Playing? Is Sega Saturn a game?" Kota ask confuse
"I don't know, I never heard of any game named Sega Saturn" Sero commented
Boomstick: His name is Segata Sanshiro
Segata throws a man, who screams
Boomstick: Men
The thrown man hits the ground, causing him to explode
Boomstick: Women
Woman: Segeta Sanshiro...
Boomstick: Children
Little Boy: (crying) Segeta Sanshiro!
Boomstick: Nobody is safe from Segata's wrath
"Did he just forgive my language, beat the shit out of people?" shoji ask confuse
"I think so... but for what?" Mina answer unsure
Wiz: In 1997, Sega's latest console, the Sega Saturn, was failing. Nintendo was dominating the market and things seemed bleak for this once great video game titan
"Oh, So Sega Saturn is a game console" Sero said
"But 1997? That's 300 years ago" Toru said surprise
"Maybe that's why we never heard of Sega Saturn before" Midoriya said
Boomstick: That is, until a mysterious stranger appeared with a plan so crazy, it just might work. He'd travel the land and beat the shit out of anyone not playing a Saturn
"He... threaten and beat up anyone he meet for not playing Sega Saturn? That is not a very heroic behavior! He should be ashamed of himself!" Iida exclaimed
"And I'm not sure that strategy could work at all" Yaoyorozu said concern
Wiz: And it did work. Sales skyrocketed
"It worked?!" The audience yell surprise
Wiz: Alongside the hospitalization of Japanese youth, but not much is known about this mysterious savior
"I like him to try and force me to play that stupid game of his, cause I would love to fight him" Bakugou said smirking evily
"Kacchan don't forget, his opponent is someone who match the Big Bang, so I'm sure Segata Sanshiro at least on par with Chuck Norris" Midoriya warned Bakugou
"Tch!" Bakugou scoff
Boomstick: We do know that when he appeared, he had a giant Sega Saturn strapped to his back which he uses to train his physical and gaming prowess at the same time
"Play and study at the same time? Nice. I would like to try that" Kaminari said interested
"You just straight out play and play, you never study" Jirou mocked
"Hey!" Kaminari yell offended
Wiz: And he appears to be dating Sakura from Sakura Wars. Yes, he is somehow dating a video game character
"WHAT?!!! HOW?!!!" Mineta scream jealous before being slap by Asui's tongue
"That is every otaku dream" L said smiling of the possibilities
Boomstick: Well I'm not surprised because this guy has done some pretty amazing things. He's kicked a baseball for a home run
"That's not how baseball works" Kirishima said confuse
Boomstick: Raced over 60 miles per hour on ice... barefoot... and won the World Cup by THROWING a player into the ball to score the winning goal
"You suppose to kick the ball not throw someone to the ball" All Might said confuse
Wiz: He is a master of disguise... and breaking and entering. He can duplicate and resize himself an unlimited number of times and once took down an entire club filled with people in only three moves
"He can clone himself? That is so cool!" Kota yell excited
"He's a... uh... ni-nin-ninja?" Eri said confuse
"Yes Eri, he's a ninja" Kota confirm
Boomstick: But his favorite and most powerful technique is his earth-shattering judo throw, which can make his victims EXPLODE upon impact... twice
"... and I though being hit by an explosion is bad enough" Toru claim
"Why you so surprise? We have someone who could do that and he can make more than just TWO explosion" Sero said pointing at Bakugou
"Well, I've been there before" Midoriya claim remembering Bakugou treatment before UA
Wiz: In just a few short years, Segata has successfully terrorize his entire homeland into loving Sega's floundering console. Sales even surpassed those of the Nintendo 64
Boomstick: So naturally, the Big N got jealous and launched a huge-ass missile at Sega's headquarters! Oh, corporate squabbles...
"That is a big ass missile!" Rin yell surprise with the audience agree
"So the competitor just send a giant missile to their adversary? Where is their rationality at?" Aizawa ask confuse of the Big N logic
"A missile that big would cause a massive collateral damage to the nearby building" David analyze worriedly
Wiz: But Segata, who apparently resides on the roof of the Sega HQ, demonstrated to the world his most impressive feat of all
Boomstick: He just straight up leapt off the building onto the missile and stopped it against a glass window, then flipped it around and rode it into space!
"There's no way a glass window can stop a missile that big and fast!" Melissa yell surprise
"I know he can stop the missile, but the window?! That's just impossible!" Hatsume yell surprise
Wiz: A missile of that size would travel around 3,600 miles per hour, something that no window pane in existence could possibly withstand. Just to stop it without cracking the glass, Segata would have had to make the missile weigh LESS than it should upon contact with him. The only possible explanation is that Segata is simply exempt from the laws of physics and theoretically capable of almost anything... such as surviving the vacuum of space
"He even can survived space?!" Yaoyorozu yell surprise
"At this point I'm sure he's able to do anything" Todoroki said calmly
Boomstick: Well... until the missile blew up and he died
The nuclear missile explodes
Narrator: Segata Sanshiro wa kimitachi no kokoronou. (Segata Sanshiro will live on in your hearts.)
"Well I guess he died" Kaminari said half joked
"Well he is still human" Sero added
Boomstick: ...Or did he?
The audience blink "... what?" They ask confuse
Wiz: The departing words from the Japanese commercial announcer claims that Segata will always live on in our hearts... but also he lived on in, you know, the regular way
Boomstick: While most are blinded by the tears of sadness in their eyes, if you look closely, you'll see what appears to be a shooting star... or Segata reentering the Earth's atmosphere. But don't just take my word for it
"He survived being hit by a giant nuclear bomb and Earth re-entry?" Midoriya gaped with awe
"This guy is manly!" Kirishima exclaimed
Wiz: One year after his supposed death, a strangely similar-looking man appeared in the game Rent A Hero #1. He mentored the main character in the ways of martial arts while claiming to have once been a great hero himself
"Rent A Hero? What kind of game named Rent A Hero?" Sero ask confuse as others
"Hmm~ maybe I could rent him and do some fun games~" Midnight lick her lips
"That sounds so wrong" Aizawa commented flatly
"Fun games? Can we join as well?" Eri and Kota ask innocently
"Uhh..." Midnight is sweating heavily while the audience glare her
Boomstick: Then, in 2012, as Sonic and friends competed in the Race of Ages, a man bearing a giant Sega Saturn on his back was seen steering a nuclear missile away from the track
"He's a cameo of a video game" Sero commented
"That showed how well known and loved he is" All Might commented
Wiz: But the most irrefutable evidence of all came in 2013 when Segata Sanshiro himself crashed a Sega Sound Unit concert and performed his own theme song live on stage. All video footage was destroyed, but we were able to recover a few surprisingly high-quality pictures
"So he can sing, interesting" Jirou said interested
"I wonder if he can help us with the Culture Festival" Mina wonder
"If his fan loved him the I'm sure he can" Toru said
Boomstick: And as of the February 2015 issue of Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog comic, a familiar-looking Judo master fought the blue blur in a tournament on Mobius... which is our own Earth 3,000 years in the future
"3000 years?! That's Earth?!" The audience yell surprise
"In his world, yes. In your world? I don't know" L answer
Boomstick: There's only one logical conclusion: Segata's not only alive... he's immortal
"He's immortal as well?" Ibara ask confuse
"So both Chuck and Segata are immortal, but how do you kill someone if he's immortal?" Cementos ask confuse
"Well Chuck has died before eventhough he revived, but that still count as death" Ectoplasm commented
Wiz: Death may not be able to conquer Segata, but he in turn has difficulties against the death of others. Specifically, club zombies
"He can't kill those who already dead?" Kaminari ask confuse but the audience look at him more confuse
"Uhh Kaminari, you can't kill those who already dead" Midoriya told him
"But what about zombies? They're dead and yet we can kill them again" Kaminari defended
"..............." The audience had a deep though but decided to shrug it off
Boomstick: And ultimately while he successfully revived the Saturn, his skills were not enough to keep Sega on top forever
"Well nothing last forever" L commented
Wiz: Perhaps the reason he remains shadowed in anonymity is because he is biding his time, waiting for the right moment to step into the light and rescue Sega yet again
Boomstick: God knows they need him now more than ever
Wiz: Regardless, it's safe to say that all should heed Segata's parting words... or else
Segata Sanshiro: Sega satan shiro! (You must play the Sega Saturn!)
"It' time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!" L scream then the screen start the fight
"All right! Let's see who win the fight for manliness!" Tetsutetsu yell excited as others
In a log cabin next to a forest and mountain, Chuck Norris is seen sitting on a couch and watching television
TV announcer: We'll return to Delta Force right after these messages
On the television, a commercial for the Sega Saturn comes on and Segata Sanshiro appears
Segata Sanshiro: Sega satan shiro! (You must play Sega Saturn)
Chuck Norris presses on his remote and changes to channel 10, but it too is a Sega Saturn commercial with Segata
Segata Sanshiro: Sega satan shiro!
The commercial continues with footage from Sonic R, but it is changed to channel 39, where Segata once again appears dressed as Santa
Segata Sanshiro: Sega satan shiro!
"Oh I know what's about to happen" Sero said
"Yeah, one time is an accident, two times is a coincidence, three times? Now you got motive" Kaminari commented
It changes to channel 13
Segata Sanshiro: Sega satan...
It changes to channel 25
Segata Sanshiro: Sega...
It changes to channel 69
Segata Sanshiro: Satan...
It changes to channel 40
Segata Sanshiro: Shiro!
"Wow, this guy is persistent to force Chuck to play isn't he" Midoriya said stunned by every commercial break is a Sega Saturn ad
"This is not gonna end well" Uraraka said worried
Chuck Norris goes to change the channel by pressing on his remote once again, but then the television screen begins to warp and Segata jumps out of the TV with a giant Sega Saturn on his back, leaving the television broken
"Did he just jumped out from the TV?" Midoriya ask confuse
"I think he can do that as well" Todoroki commented flatly
Chuck Norris stands up as Segata tosses the system at him. Chuck Norris proceeds to crack the system and turn it to dust with one hand.
FIGHT!
Segata shouts and dashes at Chuck Norris, going for his Judo throw, but he steps back out of its range and punches Segata in the head. Barely phased, Segata punches him in the head as well. Chuck Norris strikes Segata's chest, Segata does the same to Chuck, and Chuck Norris does a downward punch to Segata. The two both exchange a number of blows as a faster rate
"Damn! They're punches are strong and heavy!" Krishima exclaimed
"And they didn't even say anything!" Sero added
"Actions speak louder then words" All Might said with proud and the pros agree
Then Chuck Norris backflips, pulls out a machine gun, and fires it at Segata. Segata simply gets into his stance and the bullets simply bounce off of Segata's chest
"He's bulletproof!" Awase claim surprise
"Being shot is not a pleasant experience, I know that very well" Tetsutetsu claim remembering the time he was shot at the summer camp
"I know how you feel, brother" Kirishima said
While still firing his machine gun, Chuck Norris kicks Segata, knocking him through the cabin into a tree. Segata still stands as the tree he had struck breaks behind him. Chuck Norris looks over at Segata from the hole in his cabin and points at him and clenches his fist
Chuck Norris: If you come back in here, I'm gonna hit you with so many rights that you're gonna beg for a left
"Holy shit, that line is so cool" Sero said in awe as others
"Not cool, manly" Kirishima corrected
Segata lifts up the broken tree and spins it around at a rapid rate before throwing it at Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris rolls below its as it destroys his cabin
"I hope Chuck have insurance, cause he need one for that cabin" Mina joked
"What are you talking about? Chuck doesn't need insurance, insurance need him!" Kaminari exclaimed making the audience think then laugh
Chuck Norris covers the distance quickly and strikes Segata with an uppercut, then two more punches to his head. Seeing Segata remaining unphased, Chuck Norris unveils his third first from underneath his beard and uppercuts Segata with it as well
"His third fist!" Ojiro claimed
"So it's real!" Nejire yell excited
He then runs around the Earth within an instant, leaving a fiery trail behind him, to punch Segata in the back of the head. The impact levels the entire forest as Chuck Norris cracks his knuckles
"He really can punch himself in the back of this head" Midoriya said with awe seeing Chuck just run around the world like that
Segata leaps out of the wreckage and Judo throws Chuck Norris into the mountain. Chuck Norris manages to recover from the throw, but his impact with the mountain causes an explosion. Shortly afterward, another explosion occurs, destroying the mountain
"He... his explosion can destroy the mountain..." Bakugou said with shock
"The mountain!" The audience yell surprise
"Wait... that's Mt. Fuji!" Uraraka claimed making the audience look at the screen with a terrified face
Segata overlooks the ruined mountain, then walks away. Chuck Norris flies back to the battlefield leaving a small crater where he is as Segata turns around
"He still alive?!" The audience yell surprise
"He is one tough son of a gun" All Might said with awe and fear
Chuck Norris and Segata stare down each other as Segata's clones surround Chuck Norris. The Segata's all perform the same stance
"He clone himself, kero" Asui said
"This will be tough for Chuck" Dark Shadow said
Segata: Yooooo~
"Yooooo~" The students follow as well
Suddenly, one of them grabs Chuck Norris from behind and throws him at another clone, who kicks him, then at another who punches him in the head, and another who kicks him in the groin. From above, the circle of Segata's continue knocking Chuck Norris back and forth until one Segata clone throws him to the ground
"Damn! Looks like Segata might won this with numbers" Kaminari said
"Well some said that quantity is quality" Sero commented
As Chuck Norris lies there, the ground begins shaking, revealed to be Segata's footsteps as a giant
"Wow, he's huge!" Midoriya gaped surprise as others
Segata roars as he goes for a punch, but Chuck Norris he blocks the punch with one of his own and then uppercuts Segata. Chuck Norris then leaps upward into the air and lands on Segata, knocking him through the ground. As it turns out, he actually knocked Segata through the entire Earth, breaking the planet in half
"HOLY SHIT!!!" The audience yell surprise and shocked
"HE BREAK THE EARTH!!!" Kirishima yell surprise
Chuck Norris does a push up and pushes the ground, causing his half of the planet to fly towards towards the moon where Segata is. It strikes the moon, breaking it in half and pushing Segata
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! How strong are those two?!" All Might yell shocked
On that half of the Earth, Sanshiro punches the half back and then while in space notices that he is by Saturn as its ring gives off a glow
"Hey that Saturn" Uraraka said cheerfully
Segata takes Saturn's ring and flips it multiple times to increase its speed and power
"WHAT?!!!" The audience yell more shocked and surprise
"Saturn ring compose of ice and dust! It's not a solid object that can be touch or even spin like that!" Yaoyorozu yell in disbelieve
"How the hell he do that?!" Toru yell confuse
"That is so manly!" Kirishima and Tetsutetsu yell together
"Not right now! Idiot!" Mina and Kendo yell at their boys
Segata Sanshiro: Sega satan shiro!
Segata finally throws the ring as Chuck Norris sees it flying towards him, even cutting through Mars in the process
"That thing cut through Mars?!" Melissa yell confuse
"The ring is not sharp!" Yaoyorozu yell
"And that was billion of miles away!" Melissa added
It strikes Chuck Norris and breaks through Venus and Mercury before sending the two into the sun
"Well he's dead" Todoroki said flatly
"... doubt it" Some boys doubt that
Segata arrives riding an asteroid
"Did he just hitch ride an asteroid?" Sero ask confuse of Segata hilarious entrance
Chuck Norris exits the sun as it reaches critical mass. The sun explodes as Chuck and Segata stare at each other as the "Deal with it" sunglasses fall on them
"What with the sunglasses?" Kaminari ask confuse
"I don't know, but they do look cool" Sero reply
Their sunglasses come off and the two see that the explosion had created a black hole, which grows in size, eventually bringing the two into it
"So... they just created a black hole?" Uraraka ask confuse
"That's impossible, our sun is too small to become a black hole. It need at least 10 times the size to became a black hole" Midoriya explain
They both attempt one final blow as Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick and Segata's punch clash with each other. As their blows collide, allusions of the many Death Battles and even a 2D image of appear. The sheer power of their blows combined with the black hole causes everything to disappear
"Is it over?" All Might ask confuse
"I... don't know, maybe?" Present Mic answer unsure
In the aftermath, there is a constellation of stars which form Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro fighting
KO?
Announcer: Apocalyptic!
"Apocalyptic indeed" The audience agree
Boomstick: Holy shit, that was awesome! But who won?
"That's the million dollar question over there" Mirio said chuckling
Wiz: I... don't... know. I think they're still going. Our instruments just can't pick them up anymore. I believe they might have ripped a hole in space time. So, they either traveled to another dimension, or completely destroyed their plane of existence... or both
"Let's just hope they destroy their plane of existence, cause if they go to another dimension, than dimension is fucked" Kaminari said with the audience agree
"Yeah, cause if they somehow traveled to our world, then forget running, hiding or fighting back. We're already dead" Midoriya said fearfully making the audience gulp
"Yeah... let's just hope they die" Sato said fearfully
"Or never came to our world" Shoji added
Boomstick: Well, God have mercy on wherever they ended up. I guess this one just kinda spaced out
"Spaced out indeed" All Might said chuckling
"This is some planetary destruction" Cementor claimed
"You mean universal destruction?" Snipe corrected
"So I guess the entire human race and the whole galaxy being sacrifice because two guys fighting each other" Midoriya commented
"And the fight because one force to play Sega Saturn and the other refuse it" Iida added
".........................................." The audience go to deep though thinking the why the whole galaxy being destroyed because of some simple matter
"Let's get some break before we continue" L snap his finger then food and drinks appear in front of the audience
Chapter 10 Part 2 is complete and I plan to make 1 more Death Battle but after some chapter cause that chapter will show who will fight in Death Battle
A little hint: A shield and a bat
See you next time