JEFFAYTTE [ Lafayette x Jefferson ]
Warnings: weird shit again, some angst, and my sister is still here lmao
AARON: Look who decided to join us.
THOMAS: [ sarcastic ] Yay....
ALEXANDER: [ glares ] Frick you guys and everyone else in this room!
ELIZABETH: [ frowns and lowers eyes ] Alexander....
ALEXANDER: You guys got fucking ketchup on my friend, Elizabeth!
ELIZABETH: [ smiles ] You know, that kind of sounds weird...
ALEXANDER: [ smiles back ] I know... but I'm not sure what to call you...
ELIZABETH: [ hugs Alexander ] Just keep calling me Eliza.
ALEXANDER: [ hugs back ] Okay, Eliza.
Everyone watched in awe, almost in tears as they were watching Eliza and Alexander sort out their differences.
PHILIP: [ shouts ] GROUP HUG!
Soon enough, everyone was attacking the two with a group hug. Of course, Aaron and James did felt uncomfortable being in the presence of Alexander—but they decided it wasn't the time to be salty. King George in the other hand, he was about to use his fabreeze bottle to remove all the pesky peasants off him—but was stopped by Samuel who gave him a deathly death glare.
Suddenly, everyone turns their attention at the door that made a creaking sound, implying that someone has enter.
HERCULES: Is everyone alive?
PEGGY: [ sadly, fake tears ] We lost Jefferson....
THOMAS: I'm right here!
LAFAYETTE: [ notices the house looks like a wreck ] No offense Madelyn, but your house looks like merde.
MADDIE: [ sarcastic ] Ha, thanks mate, I totally did not know that.
HERCULES: So, are we doing a ship or what?
MADDIE: Actually, I need you two to first react to Lafdrienne!
HERCULES: Isn't that.... [ eyes widen in realization and hugs Lafayette protectively ] Sink!
LAFAYETTE: [ chuckles ] Don't worry, I sink this ship too—[ frowns ] but I do wonder how she's doing. I did just left her.
HERCULES: [ comforts him ] I understand.
MARIEL: [ interrupts ] Fear no more, as I have a idea, my darlings!
MADDIE: [ sighs ] I'll go get the bug repellent
MARIEL: [ blurts ] We should go camping at your family's cabin! [ smiles ] I'm a genius!
MADDIE: [ groans ] I think not.
PHILIP: Can we go camping? I never been to a camping. [ sad puppy eyes as dramatic sad anime music plays in the background ]
MADDIE: [ places hand on heart ] Shit, I been attack by a cinnamon roll.
PHILIP: So is that a yes...? [ puppy eyes ]
MADDIE: [ sighs ] Fine, only because I have nothing else to do.
ELIZABETH: But don't we have a ship to react, first?
MADDIE: Oh yeah! [ smirks ] Thanks for reminding me. [ turns to Thomas and Lafayette ] How do you guys feel about Jeffayette?
ALEXANDER: [ dies in laughter ] I'm sorry, mon ami—but you and Jeffershit is just too funny!
LAFAYETTE: [ blushes madly ] I hit you with bread [ throws baguette ]
( I swear if you make a dirty joke— )
ALEXANDER: [ gets hit with la bread ] Rude.
THOMAS: [ laughs ] Take the L, Hamildick!
ALEXANDER: [ attempts to throw bread at him but it was gone ] Where is my bread?
PEGGY: I ate it.
ALEXANDER: Well fuck, how am I supposed to hit Thomas with bread?
PEGGY: That's why I ate it.
ELIZABETH:[ suggests ] How about we just get back on topic, shall we?
ALEXANDER: Your right. [ sighs ] Obviously this is a sink, because Jeffershit sucks.
PEGGY: [ snorts ]
THOMAS: [ glares ] Well, I for one sink this because I am too beautiful for any ship!
ANGELICA: [ scoffs ] You wish, Jefferson.
THOMAS: [ smirks ] No need, I'm already am.
ALEXANDER: Washington! Jefferson is being a cocky asshole.
WASHINGTON: [ shakes his head and sighs ] Can't you two get along.
THOMAS & ALEXANDER: No!
KGIII: [ intensely clicking buttons on the microwave ] why can I never have popcorn when the good shit starts to happen!
MADDIE: [ death glares from behind the King ] if you destroy microwave-chan, I will destroy any chances you have with Samuel.
King George slowly clicks the popcorn button one more time, as if in slow motion, the microwave explodes.
MARIEL: [ chokes and laughs ] HA! Your microwave exploded!
MADDIE: [ turns to KGIII, giving him a death glare ]
Charles Lee is cheering in the background, chanting "kill, kill, kill."
KGIII: [ gulps ] Is it a bad time to say that I sink this?
• • •
The king was locked in a closet
MADDIE: [ turns to Aaron ] So, Aaron, what's your opinion on this ship.
AARON: [ rubs neck ] Well obviously sink, I'm not about to get hit by a French Baguette.
LAFAYETTE: Your a wise one, Burr.
MADDIE: [ turns to the others ] What about you guys?
JAMES: Could care less, especially if it involves Thomas.
THOMAS: [ gasps ] I have been once again hurt by the only one I care about [ dramatic cries ]
JAMES: [ turns his head as a slight blush appears on his face ]
CHARLES: Trying to decide who is more dramatic, the king or Jefferson?
EVERYONE: Definitely the king.
KING: [ still in the closet ] I heard that!
WASHINGTON: [ chuckles ] Personally, I don't think anyone ships this...
ELIZABETH: [ smiles and turns to Maria ] What about you, Maria?
MARIA: [ smiles back ] Sink...
PEGGY: [ nudges Eliza ]
ELIZABETH: [ covers blushing face ] Peggy no...
PEGGY: Peggy yes.
MARIEL: [ claps hand together ] Since we reacted to this ship, can we please go camping?
MADDIE: [ sighs ] Fine...
WASHINGTON: If you don't mind asking, what's the big hurry?
MADDIE: [ nervously laughs ] Well you see, it's all the way in America....
PEGGY: Woah, wait a minute....we're not in America?
ANGELICA : [ face palms ]
AUTHOR NOTE
Hmm, personally this chapter seems down but that's because things in Europe seems to get worse everyday, but I'm trying to stay calm.
Anyways, sorry this chapter is a little late but here's the future chapters that I decided to search up.
Request are greatly appreciated, and hopefully I get the next chapter within two day ( I shall try ) and yeah, see you mates until then.
— Maddie ❤️