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Izrael Ali Omari
Sky:
MYGHAD
ALAM KONG PRINSIPE AT MAYAMAN
AND EVERYTHING
PLEASE WAG MO NAMAN AKONG IPAKULONG?!?!?
DI KO NAMAN SINADYA NA MASAMPAL KA
I WAS DRUNK
AND I JUST ASSUMED YOU STOLE MY WALLET KAYA KITA NASAMPAL
HINDI MO NA BA AKO MAPAPATAWAD?!?!?!
AKALA KO BA MABAIT KA!??!?
MAY PA-PHILANTROPHY KA PA!
ANG YABANG HA????
Izrael:
What do you mean
Sky:
MYGOD
NASA CNN AKO DITO SA STATES!!!
NASA HEADLINE AKO
"UGLY DRUNK GIRL CAUGHT ON VIDEO SLAPPING THE PRINCE OF MORROCO"
HULUH SYA?
HALATANG MAY BIAS YANG CNN NA YAN! PWEDE NAMANG DRUNK GIRL LANG WALANG UGLY
I FEEL ATTACKED!!
SABI PA DITO NA SLAPPING A PRINCE OR ANY MORROCAN ROYALTY CAN GET YOU TO PRISON
MYGHAD!
GINAWA PANG UGLY, MAKUKULONG PA!!!
Izrael:
Is it really necessary that you have to use all-caps all the time?
Sky:
PARA FEEL MO GIGIL KO
UGH SORRY NA
MYGHAD MASISIRA NA TALAGA EDUKASYON KO DAHIL DITO
IKAW MAY KASALANAN KUNG HINDI NA AKO MAGIGING DOKTOR!!
Izrael:
Your caps are giving me headaches
And you're the one who slapped me and stole my wallet
I think it's not really my fault
Sky:
Ang sama mo huhuhu
Remember this tonight
RIP to Sky's dream for medschool
Here lies Skylar's hopes and dreams
And virginity
I can't take this anymore
I'm going to go to prison and die a virgin
My god
Sana nilandi ko na lang iyong ex
Izrael:
How old are you?
Sky:
Huh
25
WHY
Izrael:
Are you sure?
Sky:
HUH
I AM!
WHY DO YOU SOUND SO JUDGMEMTAL!
JUDGER HA
Izrael:
You even called me mayabang
I think you're the one who's judging...
And you won't go to prison
We don't jail children
Sky:
OMG
Ang sama mo!!!
I may have a baby face but I am 25
I am mature!
I am already in post grad
Medicine student ako
HINDI AKO CHILD!
IKAW MUKHANG 50!
Izrael:
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Read. 11:30pm.