HEY DERE! she say WAT BE YOU NAME?
she pretty towel/bogger lady, towel/booger likes me! me is also towel and booger!
ME NAME WORF! WORF DA FORF!
DAT OF DAA COOLS! ME WORFA DA FORFA! WORFA FOR SHORTS.
me in love with dis lady!
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Thwee dways lwatwer...
Me ans Worfa r on r 1ST dwate!
She no seems to likes me, eavaen thoughs we on date
...pwobabwy becase me dwagged her hewe...