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Izrael Ali Omari
Sky:
HI
I'M SKY
I HOPE YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME
BUT I HAVE YOUR WALLET
I NOTICED A NUMBER ON YOUR ID THEN I NOTICED YOU HAVE WHATSAPP SO I JUST MESSAGED YOU HERE
Read. 1:01pm.
Sky:
Ay read lang?
Read. 1:05pm.
Sky:
ARE U MAD AT ME?
I MEAN
I WAS DRUNK!!!!
Read. 1:06pm.
Sky:
MYGOD
I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN TO SLAP YOU
Izrael:
Slapping me because you thought I snatched your wallet?
Sky:
MYGOD
I TOLD YOU THAT?!
Izrael:
Pretty much
Yelling and accusing me that I was a wallet thief
Sky:
MYGOD
OMG
GUSTO KO NG MAGING PATATAS
Izrael:
Sometimes, alcohol should be put in the stomach, not in the head, Miss
Sky:
MYGOD
WALA NA AKONG MUKHANG MAIHAHARAP
PINAHIYA KO SI MOTHER EARTH DAHIL SA KAGAGAHAN KO
BAKIT WALANG PUMIGIL SA KIN?!?!?
BAKIT DI MO KO PINIGILAN?!?!?!?
KASALANAN MO RIN!!!
Izrael:
You snatched my wallet
And instead of blaming me
I think you owe me an apology
Sky:
MYGOD!!!!
FINE
SORRY
WAIT
HOW AM I GONNA RETURN YOUR WALLET
ARE U STILL IN MACEDONIA?
Izrael:
No
I went home
Just leave my wallet at the reception area of the hotel
I'll have someone to get it for me
And I hope my money is still intact
Sky:
EXCUSE ME
I MAY HAVE SNATCHED YOUR WALLET
BUT I'M NOT A MONEY THIEF
Izrael:
And you slapped me
Sky:
MYGOD
GUSTO KO NG MALIBING KASAMA ANG MGA DINOSAURS
Read. 1:30pm.