Diana: by the white beard of Zeus what is this place.
Babs: normal teen lesson number one teens don't say things like by the white beard of zeus. Lesson number two you got to look the part bright colors big logos be bold
* she puts a burrito sweater on diana*
Kara: leather lots and lots of leather.
* she gives diana lots and lots of leather*
Babs: lesson three your phone is your life. Pics,emails, text, shopping, social media and more.
* she scrolls thought on her phone in front of diana making the poor girl confused*
Jessica: UH, no leather. These were all made with organic cotton from Turkey.
* she slaps the leather out of diana hands and hands hers organic clothes*
Karen: dress to not draw attention to yourself. But not too much, or you risk drawing attention to yourself.
* she hands her a sweater*
Babs pushes her into a dressing room when she came out well let's just say it was a fashion never do again
Y/n: are you guys done tormenting her
Here diana try this geek chic.
Y/n: I present diana prince foreign exchange student from Greece
Jessica: oh he is
Zatanna: y/n I thought boys didn't know anything about fashion. How come you knew geek chic should fit diana style
Y/n: lets just say I've got a eye for fashion.
* looks up a picture of his phone*
Y/n: ( wishper): see you later tonight wolfie. * puts his phone up ok ill try being a hero with you girls.
Diana: and these garments give me the appearance of a typical female adolescent.
Girls: oh yes
Diana: then it is my turn.
Location change to roof of random building
Diana: if are to be a team. Then I must know your skills and abilities. You! name,rank,skill
Jessica: uh.... hi I'm Jess I'm a cadet in something called the green lantern corp. Oh boy see I was given this power ring by these weird aliens they sort of like space cops. They patrol these different sectors. You know what the whole thing is really complicated. I can make stuff with this ring
*She makes a plotted plant*
Babs: that is so cool do a pogo stick
Jess makes a pogo stick
Babs: do a burrito
Jess makes a burrito
Babs: a mucho margarita supremo with the works.
Diana: with this ring of the gods you may produce any weapon imaginable to beat your enemies into submission
Jessica: in theory yes but I don't believe in violence
Diana: admirable how shall you be known
Jessica: green lantern kinda comes with the ring
Diana: good and you, batgirl
Babs: oh I can do all sorts of cool stuff. Even though I don't have a alien rings or anything. But I'm really good at figuring things out and I'm really good at making bat gadgets. Like this a bat barometer and this glow-in-the-dark bat staff, and these bat grappling hooks than I was so close to using when batman was fighting professor pyg on the roof of this building. Then Robin showed up and batman had to save him and you know how that goes and I never actually got to show him how they work and I never got to meet him but that's a whole different story, so I...
Diana: you lack focus
Babs: what ?
Zatanna: you can call me the mysterious,the fabulous, the awe inspiring Zatanna
Diana: impressive have you other skills
Zatanna: I can turn a red heart black. Ever seen a jumping jack? Go ahead check behind your ear
Diana: what sorcery is this. I have seen enough. Though you possess great qualities of style, you must learn to channel your magic into a cause. Our cause. And I am afraid this uniform will not suffice think of another
Babs: try a Cape
Diana: what can you do
Karen: I can, um.. I'm still working out the kinks. *Her suit shrink* oh the wings aren't supposed to buzz like that. I'm working on rocket launchers but they malfunctioned. The whole thing messed up. I wanted to be big and strong so people would notice me, but my growth tech backfired and now I'm even smaller and more invisible than before. I should just go home.
Diana: you possess far more strength than you know. You simply lack confidence little bumblebee
Karen: I actually prefer the indestructible gamma phase 1000k
Y/n: bumblebee is fits because of the yellow and black on your suit plus it is way shorter.
Diana: we've seen your incredible strength. Is there anything else you have to offer?
Kara: not to you. I'm no hero "princess" that rackets for chumps
Diana: you could be the greatest hero the world if man has ever known. You simply lack motivation
* diana throws batgirl like a spear into the sky*
Kara: alright fine I am a superhero so what
Babs: again again again again!
Diana: y/n you powers name
Y/n: simple I'm powers come from that a ancient dragon unleashed the dragon
Y/n: as for my name jade dragon simple as that