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"ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ˡⁱᵍʰᵗ,
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿᵉ ˡⁱᵍʰᵗ.
ʷᵃˡᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘʳᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ,
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ ʳⁱᵖᵖˡᵉ."
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┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ˚❀ ⋆｡˚❃
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┊ ┊ ❁⋆
┊ ๑ ┊
✾ ⋆ ┊. ˚.
˚✽
Phone Notifications
📞MESSAGES (1)
"kang jinhee,
you have one new message."
YOU:
"ugh what now?"
╔═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╗
would you like to open
MESSAGES(1)?
YES / CANCEL
╚═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╝
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Kang Jinhee!
It seems like you have
been rather lonely and
single for a rather fair
amount of time. Hence,
we would like to invite you
to be part of the MM dating
app family! Please visit
this link below⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
mmshallsatisfyyourlonelyass.com
to be part of the MM family!
Thank you and we hope
you are single and ready to
mingle! 😉
YOU:
hold on wait tf
YOU:
bold of you to assume
i'm not taken yet
YOU:
and even if i'm not,
my ass ain't lonely
and i'm not ready to mingle
you headass
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Kang Jinhee!
It seems like you have
been rather lonely and
single for a rather fair
amount of time. Hence,
we would like to invite you
to be part of the MM dating
app family! Please visit
this link below⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
mmshallsatisfyyourlonelyass.com
to be part of the MM family!
Thank you and we hope
you are single and ready to
mingle! 😉
YOU:
wtf
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Kang Jinhee!
It seems like you have
been rather lonely and
single for a rather fair
amount of time. Hence,
we would like to invite you
to be part of the MM dating
app family! Please visit
this link below⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
mmshallsatisfyyourlonelyass.com
to be part of the MM family!
Thank you and we hope
you are single and ready to
mingle! 😉
YOU:
omfg stfu
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Kang Jinhee!
It seems like you have
been rather lonely and
single for a rather fair
amount of time. Hence,
we would like to invite you
to be part of the MM dating
app family! Please visit
this link below⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
mmshallsatisfyyourlonelyass.com
to be part of the MM family!
Thank you and we hope
you are single and ready to
mingle! 😉
YOU:
dUde
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Kang Jinhee!
It seems like you have
been rather lonely and
single for a rather fair
amount of time. Hence,
we would like to invite you
to be part of the MM dating
app family! Please visit
this link below⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
mmshallsatisfyyourlonelyass.com
to be part of the MM family!
Thank you and we hope
you are single and ready to
mingle! 😉
YOU:
why-
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Kang Jinhee!
It seems like you have
been rather lonely and
single for a rather fair
amount of time. Hence,
we would like to invite you
to be part of the MM dating
app family! Please visit
this link below⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
mmshallsatisfyyourlonelyass.com
to be part of the MM family!
Thank you and we hope
you are single and ready to
mingle! 😉
YOU:
you know what
i'm not even gonna
bother anymore
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Kang Jinhee!
It seems like you have
been rather lonely and
single for a rather fair
amount of time. Hence,
we would like to invite you
to be part of the MM dating
app family! Please visit
this link below⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
mmshallsatisfyyourlonelyass.com
to be part of the MM family!
Thank you and we hope
you are single and ready to
mingle! 😉
YOU:
if i visit your fugly
website, will you stop
spamming me?
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Yes.
YOU:
why don't you just
say so
YOU:
fine i'll visit your
pathetic replica of
the tinder app.
YOU:
just fuck off already
EXIT MESSAGES?
YES / NO
╔═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╗
would you like to open
GOOGLE CHROME
YES / CANCEL
╚═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╝
(type in link here)
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𝐦𝐦𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐲𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐚𝐬𝐬.𝐜𝐨𝐦
SEARCH
.
.
.
🔒𝘮𝘮𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘺𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺𝘢𝘴𝘴.𝘤𝘰𝘮
WELCOME TO THE MATCHMAKER
OFFICIAL WEBSITE
╔═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╗
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD
Matchmaker
╚═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╝
"hold up,
i don't have to download
the dumb app right. it just
told me to visit the
website."
"actually, i guess it
wouldn't hurt if i tried
it out."
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
DOWNLOAD
MATCHMAKER?
[ YES / NO ]
downloading MATCHMAKER...
0%
.
.
.
45%
.
.
.
78%
.
.
.
97%
.
.
.
MATCHMAKER
has been successfully download !
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO OPEN VIA THE MM
APP?
[ YES / NO ]
opening Matchmaker...
•┈┈┈••✦♥✦••┈┈┈•
═ ∘♡༉∘ ═
"welcome to the matchmaker app.
an app where no feelings
are hidden,
an app where all true thoughts
are exposed.
an app where you cannot hide
your true heart's desires."
═ ∘♡༉∘ ═
YOU:
ok what kind
of fuckery is this
╔═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╗
login to my mm account
don't have an account? SIGN UP!
╚═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╝
YOU:
uk what since i'm
bored so why not
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SIGN UP FOR A
MATCHMAKER ACCOUNT?
[ YES / NO ]
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🌹WELCOME TO MATCHMAKER🌹
❝ Welcome to Matchmaker.
An app where no
feelings are hidden,
where all your deepest
fondness are exposed.
An app where you cannot hide
YOUR HEART'S DEEPEST DESIRES. ❞
YOU:
ok i got the joke
the first time,
move on
╔═══*.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.*═══╗
when the app's icon flashes,
that means you have a love notice.
GREEN means you like someone,
BLUE means someone likes you,
and TURQUOISE signifies that both
parties have mutual feelings towards one
another.
-
and if, in very rare occasions:
RED means that you love someone,
VIOLET means that someone loves you,
and REDDISH-VIOLET signifies that
both parties
are in love with one another.
-
and under no circumstances can one deny or hide his or her true feelings, as one cannot control how his or her heart feels.
-
if you wish to continue,
click START.
╚═══*.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.*═══╝
YOU:
YOU:
but ok boomer
╔═══*.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.*═══╗
if you wish to continue,
click START.
╚═══*.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.*═══╝
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MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello! Welcome to
Matchmaker, the
hottest and only
dating app you'll ever
need! To start chatting
with your future possible
matches, we would
need to ask you some
information about yourself.
All information would be
kept strictly confidential.
First, please enter
your name.
YOU:
look it's the robotic
bitch again.
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello! Welcome to
Matchmaker, the
hottest and only
dating app you'll ever
need! To start chatting
with your future possible
matches, we would
need to ask you some
information about yourself.
All information would be
kept very confidential.
First, please enter
your name.
YOU:
fuck i'm not doing
this shit again
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ENTER NAME:
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KANG JINHEE
╚═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╝
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Jinhee!
Please tell us your
gender so that we can
find suitable matches
for you.
╔═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╗
GENDER:
-
MALE👱🏻♂️
FEMALE👩🏼
RATHER NOT SAY
╚═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╝
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Next, please enter
your gender preference
╔═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╗
PREFERENCE:
-
MEN
WOMEN
BOTH
╚═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╝
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Next, please enter
your birth date.
KANG JINHEE:
yo, u nosy bij
are you done yet
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Next, please enter
your birth date.
KANG JINHEE:
...okay
╔═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╗
BIRTH DAY:
-
1st september
╚═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╝
KANG JINHEE:
there u go,
we done yet?
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Next, please enter
your age
KANG JINHEE:
bro💀💀
╔═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╗
AGE:
-
18 y/o
╚═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╝
KANG JINHEE:
there u go,
we done yet?
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Please type in your
area of dwelling, in the
format of city, country
(e.g. new york, USA)
KANG JINHEE:
why you need that for
KANG JINHEE:
are u a stalker
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Matchmaker is programmed
to find matches only from
around your area of dwelling,
we need your location to
ensure you would be able to
meet and have access with your
matches, especially if you
end up falling in love. Plus,
the Special Charm of Matchmaker
only works on matches who are
of at least 100KM away from you.
KANG JINHEE:
u tryna fool a kid or
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Please type in your
area of dwelling, in the
format of city, country
(e.g. new york, USA)
KANG JINHEE:
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Please type in your
area of dwelling, in the
format of city, country
(e.g. new york, USA)
KANG JINHEE:
uk wat just hurry up
and get done w it
i want the fun part already
╔═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╗
AREA OF DWELLING:
-
crescent avenue district,
Seoul, Korea
╚═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╝
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Lastly, please type
in your interests/hobbies/
strengths/weaknesses
so as to ensure that we
get you the best matches
possible!
KANG JINHEE:
IS THIS THE LAST ONE ugh
╔═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╗
ABOUT YOURSELF:
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dogs, sports,
bad at math,
can't study for shit,
pop music,
baggy pants
╚═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╝
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Thank you for your
cooperation! Please
wait for 5-10 minutes as
we have a lot of sign-ups
on our waiting list and
process your information.
We seek your
great understanding.
KANG JINHEE:
i cant wait for even
a minute why u asking
me to wait for 10 mins
KANG JINHEE:
i'm not understanding
at all pls hurry
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Thank you for your
cooperation! Please
wait for 5-10 minutes as
we have a lot of sign-ups
on our waiting list and
process your information.
We seek your
great understanding.
KANG JINHEE:
i-
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Thank you for your
cooperation! Please
wait for 5-10 minutes as
we have a lot of sign-ups
on our waiting list and
process your information.
We seek your
great understanding.
KANG JINHEE:
i'm throwing hands
7 minutes later..
•┈┈┈••✦♥✦••┈┈┈•
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Jinhee!
KANG JINHEE:
goodbye.
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Hello Jinhee!
Thank you for your patience
and understanding. After
processing your information,
and based on your interests/
hobbies/strengths/weaknesses,
i've found some matches for
your trial online dating. These
are not your official matches
that we are providing you, these
is part of the procedure for us
to ensure that we can find the
best matches for you.
KANG JINHEE:
great. more procedures.
i shouldn't have signed
up for this
KANG JINHEE:
they better not look
like a reincarnation of
voldemort or i'm coming to
your house with my shoe
and broomstick
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Before we give you your
trial online dates, would you
like to update your Matchmaker
profile? (Your Profile Picture,
Bio, Etc) Please note that your
profile can be viewed by
anyone that has the app.
KANG JINHEE:
ok
╔═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╗
would you like to update
your MATCHMAKER profile?
-
[ YES / NO ]
╚═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════╝
.
.
.
.•° ✿ °•.
insert profile picture
°•. ✿ .•°
⏬
-
.•° ✿ °•.
type in bio
°•. ✿ .•°
⏬
┏━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┓
𝗶 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗶'𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀
𝗶'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝗻𝗲
𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀
┗━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┛
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.•° ✿ °•.
profile name
°•. ✿ .•°
⏬
KANG JINHEE
-
.•° ✿ °•.
username
°•. ✿ .•°
⏬
@ kangjinheeeee
done
~
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONFIRM
THE CHANGES MADE TO YOUR
MATCHMAKER PROFILE?
[ CONFIRM / CANCEL ]
•┈┈┈••✦♥✦••┈┈┈•
Your Matchmaker Profile has
been successfully updated!
-
@ kangjinheeeee
◤◢◣◥◤ ◢◣◆◢◣◥◤◢◣◥
𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐉𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐄𝐄
◣◥◤◢◣ ◥◤◆◥◤◢◣◥◤◢
18 years old
┏━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┓
"𝗶 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗶'𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀
𝗶'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝗻𝗲
𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀"
┗━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┛
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KANG JINHEE:
wow i'm 0.001% less tempted
to slap tf outta u
because my profile
look so aestheticcccc
KANG JINHEE:
even tho 99.999% of the
credit goes to me because
the dog in the picture
is a wholeass cutie
KANG JINHEE:
and it literally brightens
up my profile
MMAUTOMESSAGINGSYSTEM:
Congratulations on updating
your profile on Matchmaker!
Now that you are ready,
here are your trial potential
matches that we have found
for you based on the informations
given to us previously. If you
don't like any of the matches,
just disconnect from the chat!
Happy Matchmaking! 🌹
KANG JINHEE:
wow u just ignored me
i see how it is
KANG JINHEE:
nvm i'm not wasting
my time being mad at
a robot
disconnect from chat?
-
[ DISCONNECT / CANCEL ]
•┈┈┈••✦♥✦••┈┈┈•
📞MM NOTIFICATIONS (1)
"Hello Jinhee!
We have provided for
you online trial dates.
If you don't like them,
just disconnect from the chat!
Happy Matchmaking!♡"
⏬
01
Here's our first match for you!
You both have in common:
sports🏀, pop music🎵
@ __seohotwoojinn
◤◢◣◥◤ ◢◣◆◢◣◥◤◢◣◥
𝐒𝐄𝐎 𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐉𝐈𝐍
◣◥◤◢◣ ◥◤◆◥◤◢◣◥◤◢
23 years old
┏━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┓
"𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙞 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚
𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨
𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩"
┗━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┛
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02
Here's our second match for you!
You both have in common:
baggy pants🩳
@ kimmy.gimgim
◤◢◣◥◤ ◢◣◆◢◣◥◤◢◣◥
𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐆𝐈𝐌𝐆𝐈𝐌
◣◥◤◢◣ ◥◤◆◥◤◢◣◥◤◢
20 years old
┏━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┓
"𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧
𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚."
┗━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┛
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03
Here's our third match for you!
You both have in common:
can't study for shit🤘,
bad at math🥵
@ luv_lollipopsicles
◤◢◣◥◤ ◢◣◆◢◣◥◤◢◣◥
𝐀𝐇𝐍 𝐉𝐈𝐍𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆
◣◥◤◢◣ ◥◤◆◥◤◢◣◥◤◢
938339483 years old
┏━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┓
"𝙜𝙪𝙜𝙪𝙜𝙖𝙜𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙨"
┗━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┛
KANG JINHEE:
what the f—
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author's note—
if you've read until here, thank you for giving this story a chance! i know this chapter is kinda boring but it's a prologue and an intro to how jinhee ended up on Matchmaker. it'll only get funnier and better i promise :-) but until then,
thanks for reading! &&votes are very much appreciated
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acknowledgements:
the images/pictures of people and memes are not made by me they were found from the internet so credits to whoever owns the pictures! only those pictures watermarked by me were originally made from me.