Shower Thoughts

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'Ssup humans? Whats crackin' errebody?! Anyhoo, here are some shower thoughts to keep y'all up at night! Enjoy!

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By _edythecullen_

-Every single one of our ancestors have gotten laid.
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What if I'm just a 107 yo witch who manages to stay young while looking absolutely gorgeous by feeding on hearts of young men? :/

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