The Idiot Texters

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Funny text messages from a bunch of ADHD kids on a group message XD (We use role play names... Just because w... Daha Fazla

The Text War (Ouch! Texts are sharp!)
Text Wars (cont.)
911? Yeah we've got an injured stop sign here...
Its not kidnapping if they come willingly...
Disclaimer thingy
Completely Oblivious
Author's Note (yeah, yeah, yeah, I know no one likes these XD)
Computer Theif!
I'm in a Fandom!
The Clones
Falling down the stairs...
Auto Capitalizing pointless things...
HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES
Just a little Author's Note
Jason is going insane
New cover
Thanks guys!
Little Authors note that you may find entertaining
I forgot... :(
1,000 Reads?!
Cousins
We're All Mad Here
Little Question and Then a Reminder
Phones Have Feelings Too
Thomas! The Zombies are Coming for Us!
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Jason Goes Insane... Again...
Hey
Leo Returns for Some Canon Fun
Completed.

The Gods Took Our Phones...

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Jason: HIIII

Jason: THIS IS ZEUS

Me: ...

Jason(Zeus): JASON IS GROUNDED

Me: Oh...

Jason(Zeus): FOR REASONS

Jason(Zeus): HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEAT ME AT SOMETHING

Clarrise: oh

Jason(Zeus): HE'S GROUNDED FOR ETERNITY

Me: BUT JIPER IS MY OTP ~ Aphrodite (I took Piper's phone)

Jason (Zeus): IDC APHRODITE

Jason (I'm just gonna do this +___+ when its Zeus): NO ONE BEATS ME AT PING PONG

+Jason+: I SAID NO ONE!!!

Me: Μαμά ! Δώσε μου το τηλέφωνό μου ! ~Piper (I still have my computer :3)

+Jason+: ANYWAYS... IF YOU WANT HIM BACK I NEED A SACRIFICE ALL I NEEED IS YOUR SOUL, TO GIVE TO HADES :D

Me: ... ~Aphrodite

Me: HADES GET YOUR BUTT UP HERE FROM THE UNDERWORLD! ~Piper

Jason: NEVER ~Hades

Jason: HEY I FOUND AN IPOD DOWN HERE ~Jason

Me: Hades, Give him back Ή θα έρθω προσωπικά εκεί κάτω και- & # ) $ * ( * $ ) # * ( * ( ) # & @ * ~Piper

Jason: No :3 ~Hades

Jason: DAD GIVE HIM BACK ~Nico

Me: Ugh! I'm switching back and forth between Greek and English again! ~Piper

Jason: why do you care? ~Hades

Jason: No reason... ~Nico

Jason: Fiiiiinnnne ~Hades

Me: Σας ευχαριστούμε Nico , τώρα μάλλον δεν θα πει Percy Είσαι secret ~Piper and Aphrodite

Me: Άδη ΕΔΩΣΕ ΠΙΣΩ ! Παρακαλώ ; ~Piper

Jason: ... ~Jason

Me: I dont think anyone understands me... ~Piper

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A/N Sooo... thats about it... and if you want to know what i said in greek here it is vvv

1. Μαμά ! Δώσε μου το τηλέφωνό μου ! = Mom! Give me my phone!

2. Ή θα έρθω προσωπικά εκεί κάτω και- = Or I will personally come down there and-

3. Σας ευχαριστούμε Nico , τώρα μάλλον δεν θα πει Percy Είσαι secret = Thank you Nico, now he probably won't tell Percy your secret

4. Άδη ΕΔΩΣΕ ΠΙΣΩ ! Παρακαλώ ; = Hades GIVE HIM BACK! Please?

Okay, so thats it.

WAIT! No that's not everything!!! Ok, I've got a little question for everyone...
Who thinks that my friends and I are weird? Comment your answer below or to the side or wherever! Ok now I'm done.

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