So in the kitchen now, Mike was grabbing something from the fridge and dropped some sour cream on the floor and we laughed
“Haha!”
Jenni said coming into the kitchen
“He just creamed all over the floor. That’s what it’s gonna look like when I finally get laid”
Vinny said and We all laughed out asses off.
“It’ll be the best 15 seconds ever”
I said and everyone laughed harder.
So tonight we decided to go to a club with a restaurant on the first floor. I dressed in a black halter top with a navy blue skirt that had frills. I wore my flip flops because I wasn’t feeling heels tonight. I just hope there’s no dicks there tonight because I’ll lose my shit. So cabs arrived and we went off. We went to this place called Teka. Seemed dope. So we found a table and began to look at menus. We ordered and were now just waiting for food. When suddenly Vinny got up and shook hands with his cousins. I met them only once but it was a long time ago and not for nothing but Vinny's family is so damn big I could never keep track of them all. Some were in Italy, others were scattered across the country it was a really huge family.
“Hi how are you”
Jenni said sitting down. She came back from the bathroom.
“These are my kind of cousins”
Vinny said laughing
“Right you have like 1000 cousins in an Italian family”
Jenni said but I was starring at one of Vinnys cousins and I stood up looking at this one guy in particular.
“You”
I said with annoyance. Vinny gave me a look
“Me?”
He asked confused
“You’re friends with that chooch who called us fat? I saw you with him”
I said crossing my arms
“Oh my god you were!”
Jenni said with a dropped jaw
“He’s not my friend. He’s just a friend of a friend but not my friend. I just met him that night. And he’s right over there”
he whispered in my ear
“Shut the fuck up no! -gasp- Jenni! Look!”
I said pointing. She gasped
“Oh my god he’s here!”
Jenni said rolling his eyew
“Who?!”
Nicole asked snapping her head to us
“The guy from last night!”
I said in annoyance. Not towards Nicole but the fact that tgw chooch was here
“He’s here?!”
Deena asked in shock
“He’s right over there!”
Jenni said pointing
“I can’t believe he’s actually here” Pauly said shaking his head
“Wow”
Jenni said
“Watch out bro!”
Nicole yelled and we all laughed.
“I’m gonna go play around and put my fucking foot up his ass”
Ron said smirking and we laughed
“Just let me know cuz I have to be far away from the situation"
Deena said laughing
“No boo you have to leave with the situation”
I said pointing at Mike who smiled.
“Yeah I can’t go near it”
Mike said.
“He’s coming”
Pauly said and we all looked up as he walked by with some girl on his arm.
“How is this even occurring right now?!”
I asked as I sat down again next to Vinny
“He won’t even look over here. Chooch”
Pauly said
“I need a drink now I’m really stressed”
I said as I grabbed my cup and drank some wine. So after 5 minutes we get our appetizers, and the chooch appears again.
“He’s coming back He’s coming back” Pauly said smirking
“I’m gonna throw the whole glass at him this time”
I said shaking my head.
"Now now, he probably isn't gonna say shit with all of us here together"
Vinny grabbed my hand and rubbed it with his thumb. Jenni, Angelina, Deena and Nicole on the left. Pauly, Vinny, me, Ron on the right and Mike on the end next to Ron and Nicole. Suddenly this man wanna stop and say hi to Mike and shake his hand!
“What’s up man how are you?”
Mike asked thoroughly confused.
“You know my boys son very well”
the chooch said smiling
“Mike, What the fuck?!”
I said slamming my cup down
“Mike why are you shaking that hand?”
Jenni asked annoyed
“He Called Deena fat last night!” Nicole yelled. Mike's smile dropped and he let go of his hand instantly.
“Yo, get out of our table you chooch!” Pauly yelled
“Get out of here chooch”
Vinny said annoyed
“Get out of here!”
Nicole said angrily
“I’m not even looking at you”
chooch said smirking, completely oblivious to all of us telling him to leave.
“Who gives a fuck! Get the fuck out of here!”
I said angrily.
“You don’t have to look at us, fuck off!”
Nicole said getting pissed.
“What is your problem? I’m a very nice guy”
chooch said smirking
“Is he brain damaged?”
I asked. Vinny squeezed my hand gently, to try and calm me down but I wanted to jump on this man and beat his face in.
“You called us fat last night at the winery!”
Jenni interjected
“No I didn’t”
he said laughing
“Yes the Fuck you did!”
Nicole said in bewilderment
“Just apologize!”
Pauly said
“Apologize for what?!”
The chooch said shrugging
“For calling her fat!”
All Of us girls yelled at him
“I never called any woman fat!” Chooch said
“So they’re just making it up?!”
Vinny asked getting heated
“You should remember me I threw wine in your face for calling a pregnant girl fat!”
I said flipping him off. He glared at me. Yeah I knew he remembered.
“Thanks for the love brother but we’re tryna have dinner so can you just go?”
Mike said tryna keep the peace. He just walked away at that point.
“That guy is a chooch”
Vinny said drinking his water.
“Oh he wanted a ride, he’s gonna get one. I’m gonna punch him in his fucking face”
Pauly said
“And now he thinks he’s cool because he’s surrounded by beautiful woman” Deena said shaking her head
“Oh one of the girls that’s with him, I know her”
Angelina said glaring
“See the girl that’s facing us with the black hair with the um-“
“Shaking her head?”
Nicole asked
“Yeah! She hates me and she’s with that crew! I mean she’s literally a stripper!”
Angelina said
“Is she hot where she at?”
Vinny said but I elbowed him
“Really ya chooch?”
I said annoyed
“I’m joking I swear. Can you imagine how bad a strippers vagina is probably infested? No thank you” Vinny said chuckling as he kissed my cheek. I rolled my eyes. I was too annoyed with the situation for
Jokes.
So we got our dinner and kind of scarfed it down so we could leave
“Let’s just go to the roof”
Nicole said and we all agreed and went to the roof and found ourselves a booth where we could all sit and drink.