So I dressed in a skin tight black v neck T-shirt, a vest like grey cardigan that was long in the back and short in the front, dark blue jean skinnies, and my stilettos. I put my hair up in a high pony tail and did my makeup. After a half hour we were ready to go. The boys hadn’t left yet
“See y later guys”
I said kissing Vinnys cheek. He hugged me
“Bye, love you, have a good night!” Deena said
“Be careful guys!”
Pauly said as we closed the door and with that, we were off.
We piled in I was in the back with Nicole, and Angelina while Deena and Jenni sat in the middle seats.
“Okay”
Deena said excitedly as she closed the van door.
“Like I really wish I had shoved a bottle up my vagina to bring it on this car ride”
Jenni said making us laugh. So we arrived at The Wine Lounge and it was a very nice looking building.
“Oh bistro lighting! Deenas favorite!” Jenni said as she got out. Angelina followed, then me, then Nicole. So we got a table and there was couches but we all sat on the floor and ate some cheese with our wine, there was a nice salad dip with tomatoes too.
“I wanna take my shoes off”
I said as the heels came off
“I already did! I thought everybody did”
Jenni said and we all laughed. Jenni was in a rare form tonight talking with her mouth full and burping, saying She’s fat. Oh how the rolls have reversed with Angelina and Jenni. So after an hour of wine and food we were just relaxing at that point.
“Ladies I’m glad we did this”
Deena said smiling
“This is awesome”
Jenni said
“I have to say we put a dent in this food though”
I said rubbing my tummy.
“I can’t eat anymore”
Angelina said
“I ate about 17 pounds of cheese”
Jenni said.
It got quiet for a moment.
I heard a noice and looked over at Nicole who was filling an empty small Gatorade bottle with wine.
“Oh my god”
Angelina said smirking.
“Perfect”
I said seeing she fit the last of the wine In The Gatorade bottle
“Perfect”
Nicole said smiling.
“Mom juice”
Jenni said laughing
“Mommy juice”
Nicole said smirking and after that we got up to leave
“I feel like my belly is even bigger right now”
Deena said rubbing her belly.
“Yeah but baby meatball will like the cheese”
I said giggling as Deena and I walked with our arms linked. As we were getting to the door I heard some prick say
“Nah, don't waste your time. Every girl is fat”
I stopped dead in my tracks as well as Nicole and Deena
“Really douchebag?”
I said angrily
“Every girls fat ? I’m pregnant!”
Deena said angrily
“Why would you even call her fat? That’s so rude!”
Nicole said but this chooch is just laughing
“Grow the fuck up dude”
I said as a security guard began to escort us out. We stormed out as him and his friends laughed
“Somebody just called us fucking fat and I wanna go back in there and really give him a piece of my mind”
I said pissed now
“Wait who said that?”
Jenni asked
“That guy”
Deena nodded her head toward that chooch Inside.
“Which one him?”
Jenni asked pointing right at him with his dumb ass white linen skinny jeans.
“He said every girl is fat”
I said taking my earring out and tying my hair into a bun
“Jenni, I’m about to fuck that dude up. On some real shit I’m gonna fuck his ass up”
I said giving Angelina my purse
“Yup, let’s go”
Jenni said and her, Nicole and I went marching in. We walked right up to the chooch
”Excuse me were you just making fun of my friends?”
Jenni asked
He didn’t say anything
“Come on chooch don’t play dumb now. You called us and our pregnant friend fat”
I said bitterly
“I was”
He said like it was a joke
“You’re a piece of shit. A fucking little bitch bro”
Jenni said and he chuckled
“I’m a big bitch and so are you”
he said to Jenni
“You’re about to be a bitch with no fucking teeth! What’s fucking good?!” I yelled getting in his face but by that time Angelina and Nicole were holding me back and some blonde bitch was pulling this bastard back
“Really?! You wanna get whooped by a fucking bitch?!”
Jenni said stepping next to me but he laughed
“Oh okay”
Jenni said smirking g as she turned to look at us
“This is what’s wrong with America! Cuz mother fuckers like you wanna make jokes about pregnant girl!”
I yelled pointing in his face. This girl was still trying to pull him back but he kept running his mouth
“Yeah okay you wanna party with me?”
He asked with a smirk. We all loiked at eachother like this dude was drunk AND high or judt dumb as hell.
“Nobody wants to party with you!” Nicole yelled
“Pussy ass bitch!”
I yelled
“You’re a bitch!”
He said
“Oh good fucking come back did you get it from the same place who cuts that dumb ass hair cut you got?!”
I yelled taking a step closer. I was not, and have never been, afraid of being hit which made me all the more dangerous to piss off.
“Oh we are bitches but we can whoop your fucking ass!”
Jenni yelled
“Let’s go he’s not even worth our time”
Angelina said but I picked up a wine glass and threw the wine in his face. He went to swing on me but he was held back as I was being Dragged out by guards.
“Count your damn blessings chooch! If this establishment wants to serve company who think it’s okay to call pregnant girls fat I promise, you’ll be closed in months! Mtv got this disgusting establishment recorded!”
I yelled flipping everyone off as we left. Dude was still running his mouth.
“What an asshole!”
Deena said as we got to the cab.
“Not even worth it. He’ll get his”
I said as we piled in
“I hate guys that wear white linen pants!”
Angelina said and we all laughed
“When I get to that level I’m at fuck it’s and you’re either knocking me out or killing me cuz I won’t stop”
I said angrily.
“Oh my god I just wanted to punch him”
Jenni said shaking her head
“No I got so turned on”
Nicole said and we all laughed
“No I love you guys”
Nicole said laughing
“I don’t even Know what I was saying” Jenni said
“You guys were so hot”
Deena said smirking
“Yes!”
Angelina agreed
“So hot!”
Nicole said and me and jenni laughed
“The boys definitely aren’t having as much fun as us”
Deena said laughing
“No way”
I said as we all agreed.
So we got home and we just went to bed.
I felt Vinny join me later, but I was so exhausted from eating and bitching that dude out, I just went back to sleep. When I woke up Vinny was still in bed
“You okay?”
I asked seeing he was awake
“I feel aweful”
he said holding his stomach.
“Did you over do it on the carbs?”
I asked smirking
“Way over”
he groaned. I kissed his head and went down stairs for coffee before returning to my porch to smoke. Mid blunt, Pauly and Mike came and woke Vinny up loudly. After that I let Vin rest and went down stairs. I saw Ron and Angelina up
“How was last night Ron?”
I asked sitting down
“We got ice cream last night. We got more fat”
Ron said and we laughed. Vinny finally came down and sat next to me tiredly
“How was your night?”
Vinny asked laying his head on my lap.
“We went to this cute winery and ate a lot of food and then on the way out this guy called us all fat and he was this older guy and then Jenni and Jess went after him and he was like you’re a fucking bitch I’ll fuck you up like he was ready to fight Jenni and before Jess was forced out she threw a glass of wine in his face and if there weren’t other people around he
really cocked back to punch her” Deena said. Vinny sat right up and looked At me concerned but I shrugged
“Damn who says that?”
Pauly said shaking his head
“You Okay?”
Vin asked rubbing my arm since his arm was wrapped around me.
“I’m fine but if I ever see him again I’m gonna do a lot more than throw wine in his face”
I said shaking my head. Vinny kissed my temple.