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inosuke: *in a sort of a shit mood*
tanjiro: r u ok
inosuke: *collapses on the floor, fuming*
tanjiro: NO REALLY ARE YOU OK
inosuke: HELL FUCKIN YEAH I LEARNED MY MOM GOT ABUSED BY A FAMILY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF HER, SO SHE RAN AND FOUND AN ASSHOLE OF A DEMON, LOVED HIM, ONLY TO LEARN HE WAS A MASSIVE DICKWEED SO SHE RAN AWAY FOR THE SECOND TIME TO SAVE MY CRYING ASS AND SO I LIVED IN THE MOUNTAINS WITH AN ELDERLY COUPLE WHO WERE PROBABLY ALREADY RIDDLED WITH THE BURDENS OF DAILY LIFE AND THEY STILL HAD TO TAKE CARE OF ME, WHICH WAS PROBABLY WHY THIS WEIRD DUDE FUCKING HATED ME AND I UNDERSTAND HIM SOOO MUCH BECAUSE I NEVER REALLY WISHED TO CONTRIBUTE TO EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS SO WHEN I WAS OLD ENOUGH I STARTED KILLING SHIT FOR SURVIVAL WHICH EVENTUALLY LED ME TO THE DEMON SLAYING CORPS, WHERE I MET YOU ALL, MET THAT SHITSTICK OF A DEMON, KILLED HIM, AND I'M HERE TRAINING WITH Y'ALL BUT I JUST DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU ALL DIE ON ME TOO I AM FINALLY LEARNING HOW TO BE AS HUMAN AS POSSIBLE AND NOW THE PEOPLE WHO TAUGHT ME THESE THINGS ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
inosuke: IM COMPLETELY FINE
inosuke, sobbing: VERY
tanjiro:
tanjiro: *also starts sobbing*
inosuke: wait what the fuck
tanjiro: inosukeeeEeEee *throws himself at inosuke and hugs him like he does one of his little bros* ITS OKKKKK *crying really loud now* I'LL TRY NOT TO DIE OK
inosuke: WHY AM I FEELING BAD NOW
inosuke: STOP IT MAN I FEEL FUCKING AWFUL NOW
tanjiro: ONII-CHAN WON'T DIE AND WE'LL TRAIN TOGETHER MORE AND MORE OKKK
inosuke: YO IM NOT YOUR FUCKING BROTHER
tanjiro: SsshshHhhHH NOW YOU ARE
*30 minutes later
zenitsu: *enters the room*
tanjiro and inosuke: *drunk as fuck*
zenitsu: wha
tanjiro: *crying* my life... MY LIFE *louder crying*
inosuke: *patting him on the back, also crying* it's ok, onii-chan, let it aaaallllll out
tanjiro: wuuuudjbsbdbzbsbs
inosuke: wuuuudjbsbdbzbsbs (1)
zenitsu:
zenitsu: *closing door slowly*
zenitsu: *stops*
zenitsu: *slides door open* HEY WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING, YOU'RE NOT LEGAL, BOTH OF YOU WHAT THE HELL
zenitsu, entering the room and snatching the sake bottles away: COME ON, WHAT IF WE GET DEPLOYED LATER? STOP―
tanjiro: *sobs* isn't it fine
tanjiro: to not be responsible
tanjiro: for just one day
zenitsu:
zenitsu: *tearing up* GOD FUcking dammit―