Sunwho❓
Sunwho❓
Okay...?
How did the prank go?
Baecob
Well...
I attempted to send the stranger Beyonce's Love on Top.
But I texted a Beyonce fan.
And a Canadian one at that.
So I got a vine reference and the whole fucking song sent to me before I could even type the second line.
Sunwho❓
Well damn...
That was a fail.
But a win on the vine.
And oh no...
Another Canada boy
Baecob
Okay-
But there's tea.
This Beyonce fan sorta kinda calls me baby and I dunno how to feel about it.
He says he's 18 yet he's calling ME who is older than him by a whole fucking year.... baby.
THE AUDAUCITY!
Sunwho❓
Bruh-
It's just flirting...
Chillax mah d00d...
Baecob
I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT HE'S FLIRTING WITH ME!
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW MY GENDER!!!
OR MY NAME!
I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME!
THE FUCK!?
Sunwho❓
Does he think that he's texting a girl cus that'd be fucking hilarious.
Also- ewww heterosexual shit
Baecob
He said he's gay
Sunwho❓
What a relief...
No need for my friend to text a straight boy.
And about his nameㅡ ask him
And tell him yours.
If he ends up being a creepy old man who wants to sell your liver on the Black Market I'll cut him... kay?
Baecob
Oh hell no!
I refuse!
I ain't giving him shit!
Sunwho❓
Oh coME oOoOnN!
I bet that he's the age he says he is.
I'll bet my left lung that this will get you a friend.
NOW PLEASE FOR MY FUCKING SANITY JUST PRETEND THAT YOU LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND FUCKING JUST TEXT HIM!
Baecob
Well damn...
Fine...
I'll text him...
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Late night updates are always fun...
Hope y'all enjoy this crackhead shit...
Anyways...
I PURPLE YOU ALL MY LOVELY LITTLE CUBS!!!!
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