WHAMILTON [ Washington x Alex ]
MADDIE: [ Smiles ] love is in the air...
KGIII: [ slams open door, he and Samuel are wearing gas mask, a fabreze bottle in their hands ] Love determinators coming through!
MADDIE: [ Chokes on fabreze ] bleh.
WASHINGTON: [ walks in ] walks all of this commotion? [ sees the king and his servant wearing gas mask ] Oh, it's just the dynamic duo.
JEFFERSON: I honestly thought that the commotion would be caused by the angry bird looking gremlin.
ALEXANDER: FINALLY! After all these years, I, Alexander Hamilton, has a gun! [ Shows gun ]
WASHINGTON: Alexander! Put the gun away!
ALEXANDER: Not my dad! [ Runs off ]
30 minutes later
MADDIE: FRICK YOU!
JAMES M.: Ha, checkmate.
ELIZABETH: Calm down, Maddie. It's just a game.
MADDIE: You right, it's just a game.
JAMES M.: I also beat her in checkers, UNO, DOS, Jenga, and The Game of Life.
MADDIE: [ Flips table ] (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
meanwhile....
KGIII: [ still wearing a gas mask ] I think we disaffected this so call love
SAMUEL: Don't even say the word, Majesty!
KGIII: Noted.
In the other room
ALEXANDER: [ Shooting the walls as he runs around the room ] HAHAHA
WASHINGTON: Alexander! I swear if you don't stop this nonsense, I'm gonna ground you!
JOHN: Damnit! You sunk my battle ship!
LAFAYETTE: I got guns and ships.
In the other, other room....
PEGGY: [ trips on a piece of paper ] oOf.
ANGELICA: [ Picks up paper and reads it ] Oh dear god.
PEGGY: Can I see! [ reads paper ] .....
10 minutes later...
PEGGY: [ Screaming bloody Mary ]
CHARLES: Make it stop! [ Covers his ears ]
ALEXANDER: I'm out of bullets! [ Sad mode ]
MADDIE: My house ಥ‿ಥ
KGIII: I NEED MORE FABREZE!
SAMUEL: your majesty, please calm down. It's not even Valentine's day.
KGIII: [ Glares at Maddie ] What?
MADDIE: Peace! Maddie. Out. [ Walks away ]
ANGELICA: Peggy, it's just a ship!
ALEXANDER: What ship...?
ANGELICA: Uhhh, nothing?
JOHN: [ grabs the piece of paper from her hands ] Burn this, and whatever you do, hide this from Alex with all cost.
ALEXANDER: Let me see that! [ Reads paper ] Whamilton...? [ Eyes widen ]
AARON: Sweet Jesus...
WASHINGTON: I think of Alexander as a son....
ALEXANDER: I think of Washington as... Washington [ lmao ]
KGIII: As a king with standards, I'm gonna have to sink this.
ANGELICA: [ Laughs ] You have standards..?
KGIII: Don't make me go salty, we already have Aaron over there.
AARON: Pardon?
MADDIE: To be honest, I don't really like this ship.
ALEXANDER: Agree.
JEFFERSON: I ship because I have the freedom of shipping whoever I want.
JAMES M.: He even made a declaration of shipping.
ELIZABETH: Smart.
ALEXANDER: Don't compliment that thing. I don't like him and his rusty Mac N Cheese.
JEFFERSON: [ Scoffs ] Rude.
MADDIE: Welp, laddies and [ looks at Jefferson and Hamilton ] Ugly ladies.
JEFFERSON: Is everyone always grumpy after Valentine's day?
MADDIE: I was fortunate enough to get a date [ smirks ]
PEGGY: OHHHH! With who!?
MADDIE: Myself. [ Lmao, I'm sad ] So goodbye!
CHARLES: Yo Sammy, wanna go on a date?
SAMUEL: uhhhh....
KGIII: [ sprays Charles with a new can of Fabreze ] Lmao, you wish.
SAMUEL: [ Walks away slowly ] .....
AUTHOR NOTE
This is the aftermath of being single on Valentine's Day.
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Happy late Valentine's day! Also, I don't ship this but I respect anyone who does. I just think of Washington and Alexander as a father/son figure.
Though, I did enjoy the fanart of Whamilton. I thought it was cute, so I have some feelings. Lol.
—Maddie 💙