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O14. tony stark, master chef
i'll ANNIHILATE his spirit !!!
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&& two participants . . .
rosie ( guess who bitch )
salt-n-pepa ( pepper )
salt-n-pepa
how's my little chemist?
rosie
that would be a wonderful opening
text if i were marie curie
salt-n-pepa
that good, huh?
rosie
i cried through the whole test
my paper was soaked when i turned
it in
mr. olsen asked me if i needed to see
the school psychologist
i said no but that was definitely a lie
salt-n-pepa
i'm so sorry honey :(
rosie
oh no don't be
crying is like a stress reliever to me
i was actually very relaxed during
that test
there's a 65.7% chance i failed it
however
salt-n-pepa
nevertheless
you studied so hard and tried your
best
i'm proud of you!
rosie
thanks aunt pep :')
salt-n-pepa
tony's proud of you too
he actually baked you a cake and
is thinking about driving it over to
you
rosie
aw really?
that's sweet of him
can i see a picture?
salt-n-pepa
rosie
oh
salt-n-pepa
that was my reaction as well
what should i do
rosie
kill it with fire
salt-n-pepa
he tried so hard i don't want to
kill his spirit
rosie
let me do it
i'll annihilate his spirit
i'm looking at flame throwers on
amazon as we speak
salt-n-pepa
rosie please don't spend your
money on a flamethrower
rosie
you're right
i'll just borrow indy's
salt-n-pepa
do i want to know
rosie
probably not
salt-n-pepa
maybe it just looks ugly but tastes
great!
nope never mind it tastes like
mustard and vinegar
coincidentally we are out of mustard
and vinegar
rosie
oh god
tell me he didn't
salt-n-pepa
i wish i could
but he did
rosie
that flamethrower is looking more
and more appealing by the second
salt-n-pepa
i'm starting to agree
rosie
salt-n-pepa
let's change the subject before i
accidentally give you permission
to use a flame thrower
rosie
salt-n-pepa
so, did you end up getting peter's
notes?
rosie
no he couldn't find them
on an unrelated note i'm searching
twelve step programs for him and
his addiction to hoarding notes
salt-n-pepa
so you just ended up studying your
own notes then?
rosie
nope he facetimed me last night for
like five hours and helped me
salt-n-pepa
oh wow really?
that boy is so sweet, isn't he
rosie
it's peter parker
if anyone says he's not sweet they're
lying to themselves
salt-n-pepa
he's a cutie too
don't you think, rosie?
rosie
i mean yeah i have eyes
why?
salt-n-pepa
no reason! ☺️
rosie
what are you playing at
salt-n-pepa
who, me?
nothing!
rosie
i'm having trouble believing you
salt-n-pepa
i don't know
maybe i was just wondering if you
like peter?
rosie
of course i like peter he's my friend
wait a minute
oh my god
are you trying to ask me if i have
a crush on peter
salt-n-pepa
i don't know
do you?
rosie
salt-n-pepa
come on, confide in your aunt!
rosie
imagine thinking i have a crush
have i ever had a crush in my life
salt-n-pepa
well
no
but this could be the first!
rosie
i do not have a crush on anyone and i
never will
unless i meet maude apatow
might change the no crush rule for
her
salt-n-pepa
alright
i was just curious
rosie
well now you know
salt-n-pepa
whatever you say
oh no
i have to go
rosie
what's wrong?
salt-n-pepa
clint ate a slice of tony's cake and
now he's throwing up
i think i have to take him to the
emergency room
rosie
that flamethrower doesn't seem like
such a bad idea now does it?
author's note: chapter fourteen is always a good time to make the family members ship. we're right on schedule, nerds! ✌🏼✨✌🏼✨